It wasn't me, but my brother once did an oral report on global warming. It quickly turned into how gas companies hate polar bears.

I never really wrote funny answers to tests. I made it a habit of writing notes on the top of my english tests last year that told my English teacher what an evil person he was. The general idea was that he got help from Satan making his tests. He said that Satan came to him for advice.

I DO NOT MISS HIGH SCHOOL.

I once put in a homework packet that some rocks come from hot sauce. lol X3

I love those maths questions where after answering it says can you explain this? Used to crack me up putting “No I cant.”

Also I used to leave insults to my fat cunt of a maths teacher in there…

Solve this equation: 2y x 4z = ?
No thanks fatty. :P

I always had the habit of drawing on tests(and notes) because I would finish early and have nothing to do. Two of my math teachers were cool about it. The one would crit my artwork and the other one would always put my grade in the direction the face was looking. Like the one time I had a shocking looking picture and he would make it look like thats the reason the character was shocked haha. Not all teachers are evil

Once on a practice test that didn't count for any points, I wrote on a question that said, “Explain the relationship between a dog, and a flea from a dog's point of view.”(Not the comic)

I wrote, “The flea lives on the dog, and sucks its blood. It sucks to be a dog.”

I don't think I ever gave a totally BS answer, but I can think of a few silly things I used to do.
When I took Physics my Senior year of highschool, we had to draw a lot of annoying and painfully complex diagrams that usually involved something being shot out of a canon. To keep myself sane, I'd draw little stick figures being blown apart or screaming in fear. Thankfully, my teacher knew I was just joking when I did these things.

You'll also find that in college, a lot of professors will pass around attendance sheets for you to sign, letting them know you were there that day. The last day of class in Art History I signed myself as “Spiderman.” I don't think my professor noticed. I'll try it a lot more next year.

Once asked during a placement exam for Gifted/Honors : “If a house was on fire across the street what would you do in order?”

Answered: “Stand there, point and laugh.”

One time I was answering a “fill in the circle” kind of test, we were moving on to the next FITC and I wanted to finish the one we did, so I filled the rest in a way that it said…
O
M
G

lol!

I once answered a question in a literature test about abe lincoln. The question was how old was he when he died? I answered (I don't know him. I dunno.)

I once quoted stephen colbert for an essay for an Italian renaissance class.

I once answered a pretty complex history question with: ‘Húnavatnssýsla’.

Húnavatnssýsla is a province in Iceland.

I didn't get a good grade for that exam.

That's the extent of my funny answers, but I'm going to a Maths test next Monday, so I can do something like the owl thing. :P

When all else fails say your religion prohibits you from answer said question.

Or just write Richard Nixon.

I once had to write an essay for a communications class. I don't even remember the question, but we were required to quote from the book. I just quoted characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion, instead. Got an A.

kingofsnake
Physics 101

Question: When a magnet is run across a metal bar, what causes the opposing force on the magnet?

My Answer: There are hundreds of invisible lepruchans living in the metal bar. As it has been well documented lepruchans have a severe allergy to all types of magnetisim. When the magnets are drawn across the metal the lepruchans flee the bar and use their magical lepruchan powers to travel instantaneously back to mother Ireland, where they get raucously drunk. So drunk in fact that they lose track of their concept of time, and whent they use their magical lepruchan powers to travel home to their metal bar they accidentally travel to a moment in time prior to when they actually left. For an instant this influx of lepruchans to the metal bar, and the bend of time/space that this creates builds up a magical lepruchan time force (MLTF) which hinders the magnet.

You have not just won this thread, but you have outright won at life.

Whenever I don't know the answer, I just be really vague.

Earth Science:
Q: Who wrote the Almagast?
A: A Famous Astronomer

Religion/“Human Sexuality”:
Q: What is the Document written by Catholic Bishops concerning AIDS?
A: An Important Document

Also, once in Geometry, there was a picture of a torus and they asked what it was. I put down “honey nut cheerio”

well in the test I didn´t write anything I jst ripped the test up into little peices and threw it in the air and scremed “HAPPY CHRISTMAAAAS!” and ran out

I did this in the 7th grade. How the hell was I supposed to know?

Once I just wrote “I don't know.”

um.. I can't say I'd ever done anything particularly hilarious as an answer to a test, no..

Once in high school I was supposed to do a series of essays in american literature class throughout the semester, like.. “write a page or two about this quote” type things, with a series of quotes.. I wrote a series of short stories involving a homicidal lunatic gruesomely killing random students and teachers I didn't like at the school (each murder in theme with a quote), and had two pages of “all work and no play makes jack a very dull boy” (it's hard to do that by hand, let me tell you) at the end. I got an A. o_O

I need to put ‘This is SPARTAAAAAAAA’ on one of those ‘what is it’ questions.

Lets see… The only thing I remember from my HS year was that one time Biology class. There was a question relating with dinosaur species. Something like that.

I wrote down “Dino Littlefoot”.

I was late to Hockey pratice one day in college. I had to hurry up and get this test done with.

I drew a little picture of a golie dancing a jig.

Freux
My friends and I used to answer tough biology/ecology questions with “Because GOD said so.” Being from the south, the teachers were a little hesitant to mark it wrong.

er I still use that one in history, Never been marked :)

see, the wonderful thing about living in the south is that you BS most of your Science and history classes with answers like that. If the Teacher marks it wrong, yah get all serious and they freak out…

but aside from that in CET 2 (computer tech) We were getting ready for A+ and I hadn't studied so I just put POST for the the answers… and yes, I'm the idiot working at your local best buy…

AQua_ng
I was concluded tht God is an ape in my R.E. test.

“The evolution can agree with Christianity, as God is personal, which means that he has human qualities, as it states ”God made man in His image“. This can lead to God being an ape”.

funny, but incorrect, it means god made us to be like him, not look like him. anyways, i'm not an ape, so that is also wrong.

I haven't gotten this question, but if I ever get asked what I plan on doing as a job I'm going to put “professional dragon slayer”

This one time me and my friends were doing a poem assignment in English where you read this poem and answer some vague questions about it. We were just goofing off right, and we did stuff like this.

What do you think of this poem?
-We thought this poem was a steaming pile of crap that should be erased from existence.

What did your group members think about this poem?
-We all agreed, it's trash that doen't deserve to be read by anyone because it sucks so bad.

Why do you think your teacher chose this poem?
-Because she hates us.

Compare this poem to other poems you read this year.
-They are all crappy! My God you'd think there would be at least one alright one in the bunch.

etc..

Anyway we knew she wouldn't be collecting it so whatever, and some of my friends drew puppies and kitties and chinese stick figures on it and stuff. The teacher saw that most people weren't doing thier work since it was really boring so she did decide to collect it. Good thing it was only for participation marks.

I like zelda
i'm not an ape, so that is also wrong.

Then what exactly are you? Some kind of intelligent fish? lol!


Here are some interesting ones on a Science test…

Q: Why is Neptune Blue?
A: Crayola did it

Q: What is the Bode-Titus law?
A: The Law of Bode and Titus

LIZARD_B1TE

I like zelda
i'm not an ape, so that is also wrong.

Then what exactly are you? Some kind of intelligent fish? lol!


Here are some interesting ones on a Science test…

Q: Why is Neptune Blue?
A: Crayola did it

Q: What is the Bode-Titus law?
A: The Law of Bode and Titus

I'm a homo-sapian/human being

Ape, human, it's allll the same. :D