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What would you put in a dating site?
Aussie_kid at 3:33AM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Was reading the ‘What do you look for in a gf/bf’ thread and thought this could be something interesting. Any way, guess I'll go first

Name: David
Sex: Male
Race: European Australian (Brittish, Irish and Russian mostly)
Age: 18
Location: Sydney, Australia
Music: Mostly dark, but I do like punk and rock as well.
Interests: Reading (Literature and comics), writing, vid games
Sign: Aquarius
Other stuff:

- I don't really like watching sports
- Don't drink or smoke
- Quite reclusive
- I'm lazy, but when you want me to do something I will do it. Might take 10 minutes longer than you expected, but it gets done
- I'm affectionate. I like to hold
- Will stop when I hear no. Personally, not getting any isn't the end of the world for me. Doesn't mean I'll say no
- I like reserved girls. Dark interests or geeky. Only kid in my class to think glasses made a girl look nice
- Chivalrous. Don't like to fight, I just walk away or start back talking. I open doors, hold elevators, etc. almost unconciously
- I have been known to give off a ‘grumpy’ impression when I first meet some one. This is just me around new people. I open up when I get to know you
- Hate bondage.

Ideal date: watching a movie at home and falling asleep right in the middle (Maybe a little second base action just before we fall asleep)

Any way, what have you guys got to say about yourselves?

EDIT: First pic of myself without sunglasses:

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are
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artisthazzard at 1:08PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Name: Katie
Race: American (British, Irish, Scottish, German and Dutch)
Age: 23
Location: Hurricane Pitt Stop
Music: Punk, Metal, AND LOVE THE 80's music
Interests: Artwork, Tai chi, Tae Kwon Do, TV, Video games
Other stuff: About 90% of all TV I watch are Cartoons! Bike Week and Biktoberfest oh yeah!

- I Love ALL Cartoons!!
- Happy and a little hyper
- When nervous I go into super cute hyper mode and giggle.
- Hate Chick flicks.
- Love riding my motorcycle!
- Not to big on cuddling.
- I love funny guys.
- I love to bake!!! Specially Christmas time.
- I collect artwork. Also anime sketches.
- I like cars and motorcycles (not crotch rockets)
- I love to drink.
- And hates people that cheat!
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Green_Tangerine at 3:31PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Name: Kris
Race: Caucasian (Scottish & Czechoslovakian)
Age: 23
Location: Alberta, Canada
Music: Ska, alt/indie rock
Interests: Art, movies, teaching/playing music, geeky science stuff
Other stuff:
- Rarely drink, don't smoke
- Love cheesy old b-movies
- Can speak French & German
- Pretty relaxed, definitely never ‘hyper’
- I think PDA's are a no-no
- Love camping & hiking
- I can't stand immaturity
- I like to cook
- Outspoken, not afraid of a good debate
- Love meeting new people
- I need my solo ‘downtime’
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subcultured at 3:32PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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what is pda?
J
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Green_Tangerine at 3:34PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Public Display of Affection.

(I mean, holding hands is okay… I don't need to make out in public, eugh.)
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subcultured at 3:40PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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oic
hahaha
you're so conservative, kristin
^_-
J
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LIZARD_B1TE at 3:40PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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“You don't need to see me, I can see you right where I am…”
I wonder if I would get arrested for that?
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hat at 3:54PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Hi im so-and-so, I like movies, long walks on the beach and I'm friendly.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Green_Tangerine at 6:13PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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hahaha
you're so conservative, kristin
^_-

In public, yes.

Private is another matter. (Wild child, boom chicka chicka)
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Phantom Penguin at 6:19PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Name: Joseph J Kassabian
Race: Caucasian (Armenian and Slovakian)
Age: 20
Location: Stationed in Fort Knox, Kentucky
Music: Ska, Trance, Techno, Rock, Alt, Indie
Interests:
Other stuff: -I travel alot. Not on my own free will
-Love to draw
-Fan of all kinds of movies
-disgustingly sappy
-Dark sense of humor
-Work a metric shit ton
-Speak eastern Armenian, Slovak, and Russian


On second thought i don't sound very appealing.
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subcultured at 8:05PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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hahaha
you're so conservative, kristin
^_-

In public, yes.

Private is another matter. (Wild child, boom chicka chicka)

oh yea i forgot about the corset and the whip, mistress kristen
J
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WingNut at 8:18PM, Feb. 26, 2007
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Name: Joey
Race: Generic white guy
Age: 20
Location: Manhattan, Kansas.
Music: Anything you can dance to.
Sign- Scorpio and “Curves ahead” (yuk yuk yuk)

Other Stuff-
-Extremely laid back.
-Movie buff, and I love cheesy movies
-Play Drums, Piano, and learning clarinet
-Classic “Nice Guy”. (Which seems to be a bad thing nowadays!)
-Penchant for bad puns followed by extreme suavatude.
-Love Cooking and trying new recipies, and then promptly forgetting them, only to re-discover them with the same zeal and joy.
-Likes Kids
-Appreciates the smaller things.
-Knows full well the power of diplomatically timed chocolate. ;)
-Called a “Party in a Can” by some of my closest friends.
-Idea of a romantic date: Buying legos.

And thats me for ya. ;D

-W
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F_Allen at 1:07AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Name: Frank
Race: Generic Hungarian Pschopath
Age: 26
Location: London England.
Music: Anything you cant dance to.

Other Stuff-
-want a girl who can sing evan when tied up
-like to drink water
-like sing sing singing
-likr water
-and singing
-and a girl who cn sing when tied up

that would ge replies flooding in :D
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F_Allen at 1:09AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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:D only kidding, id probably put that im docile and i like kids :D
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SpANG at 5:18AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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This is an excellent thread! Along with your emails I'll make sure I sell all of your information/interests to the higest bidder so that you can be targeted for marketing purposes.

This stuff is gold!
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Alexis at 8:26AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Name: Alexis
Race: White (Scotch-Irish and Slovac)
Age: 22
Location: D.C.
Music: Punk, Metal

Other Stuff-
-Drinks too much
-Very sarcastic
-Will make fun of you for anything. ANYTHING.
-Will make fun of you more if I like you.
-Will probably punch you if I like you.
-Will accuse you of mysogeny if you won't punch me back.
-Likes handlebar moustaches and odd hairstyles.
-Likes unique and slightly odd-looking individuals.
-Dislikes people who take things too seriously.
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Zac at 9:51AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Name: Zac
Age: 18 going on 19
Sex: YES PLZ.. Erhem… Male.
Height: 5' 5 1/2"
Weight: 125-134 LB depending on if I eat >>
Race: Greek..ish American
Location: The Burg, Mississippi, USA
Music: Too much. Loves Bowie and 70's Punk Rock. Also loves 50-90's Rock. Disaproves of 2000's Rock/Pop. Likes the local scene music too
Interests: Grrlz, Gaming, Comics, Cartoons, Rocking out, Disney, Jokes
Sign: Cancer (teh crab)

Other:
- Drinks occasionally, Ex-Smoker
- Can be extremely apologetic! But typically easy going and forgiving
- Has the amazing ability to understand political comics for the most part.
- Can play the Guitar and Piano efficiently. Well versed in Marching band drums (specifically quints), played Clarinet for a year. Must admit my love for music is slowly deteriorating after several failed bands..
- I have way too many things in common with WingNut's list….So I won't list them. Thank God this isn't actually a dating website.
- Knows the words to many Disney songs.
- Can Speak English! And a smidget of Italian. But a little less of latin!
- BELIEVES IN THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE…
- Self-Proclaimed expert in Geekery.
- Cry myself to sleep occasionally!

On a first date
Will:
- Try to tell a joke
- Take you where you want to go
- Talk about you
- Get tongue tied
- Get embarassed
- Probably trip over something
- Make a nerd reference

Won't

- Make sweet passionate love
- be as outgoing as I will on the second date (I'm a bit shy at first, but for some reason I'm not shy in groups: REMEMBER THAT)
- MAKE YOU PAY :D
- Have any money though


o.o
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Generic Human at 10:12AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Name: Casey
Race: Generic human, har har har. …white.
Age: 17
Height: 5'1''
Location: Pennsyvania
Music: A bit of everything. Mostly rock if I had to pick a genre. (gaelic music too.)


Other Things
-I'm a big fan of bad horror films. Good ones too. Horror in general I suppose. Or movies in general.
-I start projects that I take forever to finish. (took me two years to beat Might and Magic 7)
-I love all animals, even the rabid ones
-Guitar Hero FTW!
-Admittingly, I love to debate things and talk philisophically.
-I need to be alone sometimes to relax (no clingyness on my part!)
-I can be pretty nerdy at times
-I don't really have an “ideal” date. There are things I love to do, like hangout at the bookstore, or comicbook store, or watch a movie, play video games, laser tag, so on and so forth…but I love trying new things. So, who knows?
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WingNut at 10:12AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Things in common with my list eh?

Could it be? Have I found…..the one?

Haha! :D

-W
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F_Allen at 10:42AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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i believe in true love, but than im 26 and single, so there you go. Bopth my previous girlfriends obviously didnt.
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Zac at 11:28AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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Things in common with my list eh?

Could it be? Have I found…..the one?

Haha! :D

-W


(quick thing I whipped up in about 10 minutes…but)
This is meant in the most heterosexual way imaginable, buddy.

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AQua_ng at 11:31AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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You guys make a great couple. Heterosexually.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Phantom Penguin at 11:55AM, Feb. 27, 2007
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wow zac. i never knew you swung that way.

funny picture.
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Generic Human at 1:04PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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holy crap, that's the greatest thing ever! I can't tell if wingnut is smiling or grimcing in the picture.
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subcultured at 1:51PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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come on guys, stop hiding behind a drawing.
you know i've got the real picture
J
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Zac at 2:09PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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come on guys, stop hiding behind a drawing.
you know i've got the real picture


Sub that is so frightening…

Still, hilarity ensues…
That's a scary picture!!!!
Who's body is that?!?
WHERE IS MY HAIR? I HAVE AN EAR?!

ARARARARARARARARAR
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Phantom Penguin at 2:12PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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holy crap thats scary
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WingNut at 2:33PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh god, choked on my drink…oh god, ribs..hurt..so funny..

Jesus Zac and Sub, thats hilarious.

Thanks guys, that made my day. ;D

-W
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subcultured at 2:39PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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hahah
i spent 5 min on that, so i dunno where your hair went. i just used that guy's ear because i was too lazy to crop out yours.
J
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Zac at 2:41PM, Feb. 27, 2007
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hahah
i spent 5 min on that, so i dunno where your hair went. i just used that guy's ear because i was too lazy to crop out yours.


Aww, it's okay sub.
If you want the real pics, just ask ;D
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