Phantom Penguin
wow zac. i never knew you swung that way.

funny picture.

I dunno… he does have a Freddie avatar… =D

this thread might actually help people to get connected like these two

“we met on DD, and now we are happy!”

Ok then, who should we pair up next, Sub?

i pick alexis and phantom penguin

they are both in army attire, hahah.

I'm speachless… :-P

hahaha
i'm wondering what he's grabbing with that other hand ^_-

subcultured
hahaha
i'm wondering what he's grabbing with that other hand ^_-

Whatever it is, he seems to be enjoying himself. ^.^

Joey's face in that picture with Alexis is awesome.


I still can't get over how frightening and unappealing you've made me look in the pic with the other Joey, sub :D
It's a great photomanipulation for having been done so quickly…but It's so good, I look trollish. o.o

Anywhoooooo, Back to dating?

Serious thread revival.

We need drunkduck dating services. :(
Any takers?
*sob*

Zac
Name: Zac
Age: 18 going on 19
Sex: YES PLZ.. Erhem… Male.
Height: 5' 5 1/2"
Weight: 125-134 LB depending on if I eat >>
Race: Greek..ish American
Location: The Burg, Mississippi, USA
Music: Too much. Loves Bowie and 70's Punk Rock. Also loves 50-90's Rock. Disaproves of 2000's Rock/Pop. Likes the local scene music too
Interests: Grrlz, Gaming, Comics, Cartoons, Rocking out, Disney, Jokes
Sign: Cancer (teh crab)

Other:
- Drinks occasionally, Ex-Smoker
- Can be extremely apologetic! But typically easy going and forgiving
- Has the amazing ability to understand political comics for the most part.
- Can play the Guitar and Piano efficiently. Well versed in Marching band drums (specifically quints), played Clarinet for a year. Must admit my love for music is slowly deteriorating after several failed bands..
- I have way too many things in common with WingNut's list….So I won't list them. Thank God this isn't actually a dating website.
- Knows the words to many Disney songs.
- Can Speak English! And a smidget of Italian. But a little less of latin!
- BELIEVES IN THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE…
- Self-Proclaimed expert in Geekery.
- Cry myself to sleep occasionally!

On a first date
Will:
- Try to tell a joke
- Take you where you want to go
- Talk about you
- Get tongue tied
- Get embarassed
- Probably trip over something
- Make a nerd reference

Won't

- Make sweet passionate love
- be as outgoing as I will on the second date (I'm a bit shy at first, but for some reason I'm not shy in groups: REMEMBER THAT)
- MAKE YOU PAY :D
- Have any money though


o.o

Poor Zac *hugs*

Aahaha awww, you sound so adorable. Unfortunately I have twice as much romance as I need in my life right now :p

suzi
Aahaha awww, you sound so adorable. Unfortunately I have twice as much romance as I need in my life right now :p

OMG Suzi is double dating! o_0
Kinky lol!

ozoneocean

suzi
Aahaha awww, you sound so adorable. Unfortunately I have twice as much romance as I need in my life right now :p

OMG Suzi is double dating! o_0
Kinky lol!

You know it!

I love the expressions! :)

:robo:

Name: DancingChaos
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Residance: Tokyo, Alabama (hey, I use it on my myspace)
Race: 1/2 Korean, 1/2 many europian things (not that you should even care, ya bastard) 1/2 I'M GOING TO BITE YOUR FACE OFF
Sexuality: Straight
Why I signed up for this: To find some hot loving
High School: Uhhh… The high school of tokyo, alabama?
Height: Bigger than a mouse, smaller than an elephant
Weight: Whatever you find attractive!
Shoe size: The creepy “I'm going to sneak up on you and you shall hear small taps” size
Steriotype: My mom told me I was a punk, my dad told me I was a goth, and my classmates say I'm a scene emo lesbian. Hey, it's your pick.
Likes: Webcomics, manga, music music music, games, people (sometimes)
Dislikes: Bitches that say things they don't need to ever say, school, thinking, amusement parks (because they never seem to amuse me), myspace, racists, prostitutes, those damn lucky seniors, when someone thinks they can peer pressure you into something idiotic, idiots, smoke, people that are not original, tracing paper, school, people, bathing suits, conceited bastards, people the must be the center of attention, people that don't understand the concept of “I'm trying to help so stop bitching”, people that you wave to but just stare back, people that backstab, people, school, pie, waking up fatter than yesterday, a few sprite comics, people that complain when others have it worse, people that put on too much make up (it's like they're trying to hide something), sexists, people that can't accept things, people that are way too religious, people that hate you for liking something they don't like, people that talk too much, people that are quiet too much, people that try to impress other people, people that scream about their problems but never bother to fix them, people that need to shut up and open their eyes, people that think life is a bunch of flowers, people that think life has no flowers, people that need to pay attention to something important, people that lie to themselves, people that lie about their feelings just so people don't think of them poorly, people that don't express themselves enough, people that make fun of people that are BETTER than them, people that critisize you when you're not even looking for critisizm, people that can't accept things that can't be destroyed (I'm looking at youuuu Hitler), people that are grumpy all the time, hypocondriacs, people that are scared of every damn thing they see, dentists, doctors, politicians, the president (whoever it may currently be; not like I care), police men that think they're in control, SMALL CHILDREN, BABIES, SCREAMING CRYING SHOUTING POUTING IDIOT CHILDREN AND BABIES (strangle), people that say they can do something when they can't, people that put themselves down for attention, people that find too many things amusing, people that don't like me because of how I am, people that don't like me because of how I look, people that don't like me becuase they need to get a room, people that are jealous of every living soul they lay their puny insignificant eyes upon, school, people
Favorite color: Black
Favorite band(s): Ynwie Malmsteen, Queen, Led Zepplin, Steve Vai, Tenacious D, YO YO MA
Instruments: Cello (it's my main instrument), piano (what I like to randomly play), violin (what I attempt to teach myself), guitar

This will make you want me!

(Sorry if I say anything inappropriate)

haha I like how you put “tracing paper” in your dislikes, dc!

here's me:
name: Kristen
Age: 19
Occupation: wishes she had one
height: 5'4"
race: caucasian… 1/2 spanish and then an odd lithuanian-polish mixapalooza
religion: I don't even believe in you.


likes: going for long walks by myself, drawing, painting, imagining, comics, GOOD poetry, anime, going to natural history museums, exploring, going to the movies.

dislikes: coffee, bad movies, waking up in the morning, religion, eye contact, the far right.

uhh what else are you supposed to put?

Someone
likes: going for long walks by myself, drawing, painting, imagining, comics, GOOD poetry, anime, going to natural history museums, exploring, going to the movies.

heh
most of those things you can do alone

subcultured

Someone
likes: going for long walks by myself, drawing, painting, imagining, comics, GOOD poetry, anime, going to natural history museums, exploring, going to the movies.

heh
most of those things you can do alone

I promise you, while you can do those “by yourself”, the quality level of doing each with someone else can't even be measured. The difference is infinite.
*sigh*

haha I like being alone more than I like being with people…

Kristen Gudsnuk
religion: I don't even believe in you.

Hmm… I do believe I seem to have fallen out of my chair because of how I laughed… how unfortunate.

Kristen Gudsnuk
haha I like being alone more than I like being with people…

BLASPHEME

I might as well do this.

Name: Tophat (Rach)
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Height: 6ft (Im tall, so kill me)
Weight: Umm, I don't think my doc knows.
Race: ??? Human?
Location: Manchester England.
Music: Rock Suff.
Interests: Danceing (badly), drawing, Parting, Games, poeple, suff
Sign: Virgo

Other:
- Drinks, non-smocker
- Likes to Cooks (many poeple are scaerd by the fact that im GOOD at it)
- Speads to must time taking about Politic/reglion
- Is one of these moden art poeple (OHNO! :))
- Dosn't do to well if on her own for to long
- Has been know to give up sleep for a month
- More then like can out drink you
- Laughes loudly
- Is know as the ‘bad inferlent’ of most of her friends



On a first date
Will:
- Laugh to loud
- WILL pay half (boys clivtry isn't dead but hold open a door and dont make me feel bad)
- Try and make a jock
- Fail at said jock horrendaly
- Ware her hat and corset


Won't

- Be beded or bed you
- Get too durnk
- Be quite


Okay thats about it.

oohh, fun.

Name:Sorrow (you have to earn my real name)
Age:23
Sex:Female
Race:white/american mutt
Location:Louisiana (yay for crawfish!)
Music: yes
Interests:games, reading, writing, dancing, being goofy, and tattoos
Sign:Aquarious, year of the Rat

Other:
–I do talk to random strangers
–I will probably embarrass you
–I love the nice/funny guys
–random things are the fun things
–I love old horror movies, they are hilarious
–i watch way too many cartoons.
–non drinker/non smoker
–i've been called, goth, emo, punk, and crazy but im too laid back to care.
–i'm pretty clueless when it comes to famous or the latest things.
–and i would love to have someone design a tattoo just for me.

meh, i have a whole bunch of other random facts on my profile.
WingNut, you should defiantly give me a call. ^_~

Name: Vickie
Age: 24
Sex: Female
Sexual preference: Men… preferably single and straight
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Heavy enough for it to hurt when I sit on you.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Race: American-born pale European mongrel (some Italian, German, and English in there somewhere)
Location: West Virginia
Education: BS Zoology, MA Biology. Sick of school.
Career: Taking time off to recover from college. Hopes to own a museum (or work in one)
Sign: Merge Left
Music: Anything but country
Interests: nature and animals, humor, classic TV, detective/mystery novels, writing
Religious beliefs: Believes love and understanding toward all people is the highest form of reverence to God. Impatient with all forms of “preachiness” – religious or secular.

Other:
~Non-smoking, prefers not inhaling smoke (but won't tell you what to do with your own body)
~Doesn't like the taste of alcohol, but is amused by drunk people.
~Has pet rats and cats, wants a dog. You don't have to love animals, but should be able to tolerate me loving them.
~Timid around available men, accused by friends of being “chicken.”
~Avoids social interaction but longs for it.
~Has never been on a date (see the two points above…)

Name: The Endless Bouncing
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Sexual preference: I'd say I'm pretty high on your list.
What I'm here for: Making friends, getting my name out there.
Height: 186cm
Weight: 80kg.
Eye Color: BLUE !
Hair Color: brown .
Race: 100m sprint, or caucasian.
Location: Qld, Australia.
Education: studying for BA, currently on hiatus.
Career: now a checkout chick. dreams of being a millionaire. will be a teacher at some point in my life.
Sign: Neon / Taurus.
Music: Anything good.
Interests: net-surfing, geeky activities, singing, latin dancing, comedy, church.
Religious beliefs: Good Catholic Boy. The rules are there to help us on the way, yo.

Other:
~ Non-smoker. You keep that stuff away from my lungs.
~ Social drinker. Drunkenness = stupid, but tipsy = amusing.
~ Parties are fun. Hanging out is funner.
~ Animals are cool, but if they jump on me I'm gonna jump on them. Same goes for licking, biting, playing, scratching, etc.
~ I can do absolutely anything. At all.
~ Dedicated geek.
~ I'm totally unstoppable, but I need a kickstart to get up in the mornings.

What I want in a Relationship:
~ Reply hazy, try again later.

Seein' as how both Ethan and I should not be enterin' anything on a datin' site, I'll go with…

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.”

I'll spare you the rest!

I would put that I don't make comics.

has anyone said that already? too lazy to check.

Name: Sophi
Sex: Female
Race: Gaelic ( scottish irish and english)
Age: 18
height 5"7
weight: 9.5 stone. ( or there about)
Location: halesowen UK
Music: 80's rock, new metal. anything with a good guitar solo.
Interests: inking, drawing, singing, playing giutar and drums, writing, meeting new people
Sign: Libra
Other stuff:

- Im a tattooist, well im getting there.
- dont smoke, do drink…im a cider girl.
- used to play rugby- in an all man team ( dont worry i'm not butch, just fast.)
- I wear glasses, not for fashion but medical reasons. I can see without them. but if you stand too far away you might get a bit blurry.
- I'm affectionate.like to be held. like to give kisses.
- I love gaming. love a bit of guitar hero or gears of war on the x Box 360. or resident evil on the WII.
- I like walks and kisses in the rain, i like men who are man enough to admit they like walks in the rain too.
- I'm open to anything- within reason, sex isnt the most important thing in a relationship but it doesnt mean ill turn it down.
- I like blue eyes- not to fussy on hair colour. like a man to be comfortable enough in himself. ( what am i on about im forever changing my hair colour…well myself in general)
- Im easy going, little eccentric, can be shy when you first talk to me, but give me five minutes to come out of my shell.

Ideal date: being at home, eating a freshly prepared meal, with the patio door open as the rain falls. then watching a movie and falling asleep together.