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What would you rather
bloodking153 at 5:41PM, April 22, 2008
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This is a game in which people say two situations preceeded by “Would you rather….”

I'll go first…….


Would rather marry a rich ugly women or a poor beatiful women
LLH=Laughing like hell

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bloodking153 at 5:51PM, April 22, 2008
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would you rather your mother die first or your father die first?
LLH=Laughing like hell

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HippieVan at 4:13PM, April 30, 2008
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I'm a girl but I would rather marry a rich ugly guy(and then have an affair with the poor pretty one of course).

And I would rather my mom die first because if my dad died before her she would get all depressed and kill herself.

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
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diana_m at 12:36PM, June 3, 2008
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Say everything on my mind.

Would you rather eat a snake or drink blood?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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HippieVan at 2:10PM, June 3, 2008
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I'm vegetarian so I can't eat meat so as long as drinking the blood didn't kill the animal/person it came from I guess I would go with that.

Find true love or 1 billion dollars?
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Arashi_san at 1:23AM, June 4, 2008
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If this “true love” was eternal (we would forever be happy despite life's tribulations and rutty phases), I might actually go for that, surprisingly. Otherwise, I'm taking the money. (Either way, I'll be happy.)

Drink a liter of snot or a cup of pubes?
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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diana_m at 12:41PM, June 4, 2008
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Snot.
Would you rather eat a dog or a cat?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Arashi_san at 9:51PM, June 4, 2008
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Is there any way I can have both?
If not, then dog.


Melt or evaporate?
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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Rick Black at 5:15AM, June 5, 2008
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First melt, than evaporate.

Would you rather shoot yourself or shoot your parents?
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Eirikr at 3:13PM, June 5, 2008
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That depends where the shot is aimed.

Would you rather fall down a flight of stairs or fall off a 2 story building?
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HippieVan at 5:28PM, June 5, 2008
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A flight of stairs obviously, that's not a very hard one.

Would you rather get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
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l3lack Heart at 9:14PM, June 5, 2008
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Free potatoes forever, never go hungry. =P

get killed by an angry mob or hide from them in a grave with a rotting corpse
t(-_-t)

Fuh jooo!!!
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Arashi_san at 11:07PM, June 5, 2008
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oooh! well, rotting corpses can't say no, can they?

have a very sharp booger poking the inside of your nose that takes hours to get out, or have an extra, little tongue draping from the roof of your mouth. The extra tongue tastes good, by the way.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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Rick Black at 1:11AM, June 6, 2008
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I'd rather have the booger, that one actually goes away.

Would you rather get sucker-punched by Hillary or Obama?
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diana_m at 5:52AM, June 6, 2008
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Hilary because it would be HILARIOUS.
Get it?
Meh.
Would you rather get your @$$ kicked by a very pissed off feminismist or a boxer?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Bittenbymonk at 10:30AM, June 6, 2008
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the boxer, feminists have spite behind their punches.

would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the crotch?
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simonitro at 11:09AM, June 6, 2008
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Punch in the face and then I would kick him in the crotch.

Would you rather sit in a bus full of bulls or full of bullies?


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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l3lack Heart at 11:31AM, June 6, 2008
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Bullies, I'd kill them all if even one messed with me. ^_^


Get into a hot steamy make-out session with Obama or Mc Cain. And NEITHER ISN'T AN OPTION!!
t(-_-t)

Fuh jooo!!!
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HippieVan at 2:11PM, June 6, 2008
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Obama because I would be slightly less likely to vomit in his mouth.

Would you rather be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?

(That extra tongue actually sounds really cool by the way arashi)
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Arashi_san at 2:45PM, June 6, 2008
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Can I rip Winnie's head off afterwards. It would be out of gratitude (I would do much worse if he was just there >:D ). It would be cool to meet Superman, though. I'll choose Superman.

Be crushed by super sexy horses or be eaten alive by extremely attractive squids?
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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HippieVan at 3:15PM, June 6, 2008
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The super sexy horses, I guess. But if it was octopi instead of squid then I would definitely choose those.

Would you rather walk in on your parents(nudgenudgewinkwink) or have your parents walk in on you?
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crazyninny at 10:13AM, June 7, 2008
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I'd rather they walk in on me. Better they be scared for life, instead of me. *Shivers.*

Would you rather saw off your leg, or saw off your arm?
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HippieVan at 10:50AM, June 7, 2008
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I imagine it would be easier to live without one of my arms than without one of my legs(I'm ambidexterous).

Would you rather be male or female?
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Arashi_san at 2:05PM, June 7, 2008
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Female. I would be such a cool girl! But I don't want to get pregenant. But I do want to get someone pregenant. Can I go from one to the other? They both have merits. I'll choose male. But I would like to be a pretty girl (I'll have to settle with being a pretty boy).



Be inside-out or become a grilled German sausage (either way, you're still alive and feel everything that happens to you)?
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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Insanity at 2:39PM, June 7, 2008
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Grilled German Sausage.

Would you rather eat your keyboard or drink a liquified sponge? O_o

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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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HippieVan at 6:54PM, June 7, 2008
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Um, a liquified sponge I guess…

Would you rather meet Jesus or John Lennon?
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Arashi_san at 7:53PM, June 7, 2008
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Sorry, Hippie Van, I would choose Jesus. He could teach me so much and not to mention the elation from being in his presence. I could ask him so many things, including:


Be forced under heavy vibration until you become a steaming pile of goop or slowly peel like a banana, starting from your fingertips? Either way, it feels good.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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HippieVan at 8:24PM, June 7, 2008
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I would choose vibration. *wink*
lol, you have the best would you rather questions.

Would you have eyes in the back of your head or in your palms?
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faintsmile at 4:15AM, June 8, 2008
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NOT MY PALMS!
that part in Pan's Labyrinth was too scary/freaky for me… and I'd hurt my eyes all the time if I had it on my palm…

eat a monkey's brain or bull's tongue?
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diana_m at 9:37AM, June 8, 2008
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Brain.

Would you rather meet Sonic the hedgehog or Megaman?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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