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Stain at 11:36AM, June 8, 2008
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Megaman. Sonic has thwarted my attempts in the past.

Have a giant sewing-machine positioned above your crotch and then turned on, or an active jackhammer ballanced on your head. (Note: You are bound and can't move away from either.)
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

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diana_m at 6:43AM, June 9, 2008
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Errr…
Jackhammer.

Would you rather read my comics or eat poop?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Insanity at 10:03AM, June 9, 2008
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rEAD

wOULD YOU RATHER TYPE LIKE THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OR wOULD YOU RATHER BECOME A USELESS SUPERHERO.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Arashi_san at 12:24PM, June 9, 2008
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i'LL TAKE THE USELESS SUPERHERO. uSELESS OR NOT, BEING ONE WOULD JUST BE COOL. dEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT IS

Be immersed in boiling pools of voracious ants or have your entire body be covered in leg hair and have each individual hair be slowly plucked.

Note: if you have never had your leg hairs pulled on, and you have hair on you legs, grab some hair on your inner thigh and pull. If you don't have any hair there and/or you have no clue what I'm talking about, it hurts like crap!
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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HippieVan at 2:12PM, June 9, 2008
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I guess the ants…I have no hair on my legs so I can't try that out but I'll take your word for it that it hurts lol.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life only smelling onions or to have copacabana playing in your brain forever?
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Rick Black at 10:00AM, June 10, 2008
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Both would make you cry eventually, but I think that I'm going for the onions.

Would you rather go to hell when you die or reincarnate as a left testicle?
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Arashi_san at 4:38PM, June 10, 2008
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Ha! I'll dangle to the side and stick to the sweaty leg of a jock. You'd probably do that in Hell any way (though you'd probably be Satan's left testicle. Ouch!).

Would you rather have a bunch of little kids run up and begin eating you alive (they're really strong, so you can't get them off) or have your eyes pulled from the back of your head and have someone force their entire body in your mouth? They're fat, by the way. And they end up in your stomach. But you have to digest them all the way.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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crazyninny at 7:37PM, June 11, 2008
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Being eaten by kids. I still have a chance to kill the little bastards, and at least I have a better chance to live.

Would you rather wake up to find out that you “slept” with your mom, or wake up to find that you “slept” with a dead pig while being tapped on national TV?
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cool guy at 2:50PM, July 8, 2008
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Ded pig. If i get to cook it later



Be in a 10x10 room with Michel Jakson or me
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diana_m at 3:27PM, July 8, 2008
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You.

I'm too young to be left alone with Michael Jackson.

Would you rather jump of a cliff or drown?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Evil_Snuffkin at 8:43AM, July 9, 2008
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diana_m
Would you rather jump of a cliff or drown?

Jump off a cliff, you never know, there might be something soft at the bottom.

Would you rather date a hippie with three arms or a crab person?
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bluebot092 at 10:24AM, July 9, 2008
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id date the three armed hippie

would you rather eat a 10 foot crab or get turnedi nto a 4 yr old boy and locked in a room wtih michal jackson?
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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imshard at 10:27AM, July 9, 2008
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Eat the crab. they go good with butter

Would you rather starve or eat your own entrails?
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cool guy at 10:32AM, July 9, 2008
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I rather starve


Ghostbusters or Team America
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simonitro at 11:43AM, July 9, 2008
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Team America, fuck yeah!!!

Eating a porcupine or a hedgehog?


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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cool guy at 12:53PM, July 9, 2008
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hedgehog less pain



Scrubs or Star Trek:Voyager
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diana_m at 1:51PM, July 9, 2008
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Scrubs.I hate Star Trek and Scrubs is awesome.

Spend a week in the Sahara Desert or a week in Antacticta.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Evil_Snuffkin at 3:52AM, July 10, 2008
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A week in the Sahara, I might get frazzled but atleast I'd be tanned!

Would you rather live on a giant cookie or inside a donut?
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diana_m at 8:17AM, July 10, 2008
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Cookie!But only if it was chocolate chip.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life eating meat or vegetables?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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bluebot092 at 11:34AM, July 10, 2008
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meat cuz MEAT PWNS ALLLLLLL

would you rather date laura croft or roll from megaman?
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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diana_m at 3:45PM, July 10, 2008
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Well I'm not gay…But if I was it would be Roll.
I favor cuteness over hotness.

Would you rather get hit in the head by a baseball bat or a giant baseball?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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bluebot092 at 3:58PM, July 12, 2008
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depends if it was like a wooden bat yes if it was steel id get hit by the baseball

would you rather read my comic or puff-of-smokes
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:01PM, July 12, 2008
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Neither, Rusty Knight's Soda Bread.

Would you rather have waffles or pancakes?
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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diana_m at 4:06PM, July 12, 2008
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Pancakes please.

Would you rather buy a laptop or a desktop?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:08PM, July 12, 2008
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Laptop. Far more useful than a chunk of wood.

Would you rather explode or implode?
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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diana_m at 4:15PM, July 12, 2008
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Explode.

Would you rather play Megaman or Mario?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:21PM, July 12, 2008
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Mario.

Would you rather be you or that guy over there?
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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diana_m at 4:23PM, July 12, 2008
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Me.I'm way cooler than him.

Would you rather play Mario or Metroid?
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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bluebot092 at 7:02PM, July 12, 2008
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metroid cuz metroids say SQUEE! and plus you shoot the fuck outta stuff!

watch dragon ball z all episodes or watch a cat dance
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Bocaj at 9:42PM, July 12, 2008
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Watch a cat dance.
Hands down.


Would you rather eat your hand, or eat your foot?
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