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Ironscarf at 9:45AM, Aug. 12, 2009
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Product Placement
Not only is somebody ripping off your idea Hark, his name is also Harkovast.

You need to take down this impostor and take him down hard!
Wait - how do we know that guy isn't the real Harkovast and this guy is the imposter?
 
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 5:00PM, Aug. 18, 2009
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hey guys, let me hop onto the bandwagon too. Whenever you get around to it I'd be much obliged.
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Abt_Nihil at 5:15AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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When I first read about this comic in the news - specifically the part about it being a community project - I thought maybe you'd accept guest reviews? I'd actually be more interested in that than having one of my comics reviewed (reviewing signifikat might make sense if you're interested in talky, whiny comics though - I just don't want to read in your review that it's talky or whiny).

(BTW, this is the explanation for my “give me time” comment on the 2nd page, which otherwise might seem weird - at that point I simply hadn't realized the only way to contribute would be submitting a comic. Sorry for being slow.)
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Bobosmental at 5:19AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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I would very much like my Stuff to be reviewed as any publicity is good publicity. Even if it's an inevitably bad review :)
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Androoo at 6:02AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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I'd love to have "Good Guy" reviewed.
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RedNoseDog at 6:17AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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I would like mine reviewed just for lulz.
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Fly Hue at 1:24PM, Aug. 20, 2009
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I've always wanted to be chewed up and spat out! Really though, after 350+ pages, I'd like to know what's working with my story and what isn't. I feel like I can definitely improve, but I don't know WHERE, per say. Triple Torture.
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Pieguy259 at 6:16PM, Aug. 20, 2009
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Ooh, ooh, pick me! Stickman and Cube could use some reviewing.
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Anthony Mercer at 4:20AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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harkovast
Oh man, you offer webcomic people some free publicity…you might as well throw blood in a shark tank!

I say we only review comics with EXACTLY 30 pages! That would make people work for it a bit!


Well, The Symmetrical Breadpazoid will have exactly thirty pages on the 24th, but I'm always annoyed that I prefer the parts made by my brother (the Educomix strips) to the parts made by me (everything else). Still, I wouldn't mind a review.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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ifelldownthestairs at 2:41PM, Aug. 23, 2009
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Aiight, mah niggaz - here is our current list:

Arachnid Goddess
Pancakes
Lacerated View
Omega Justice
Out There
Mystery Bread
Bobby the Fetus
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Negligence
Off Hours
Gelotology
John
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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ParkerFarker at 6:39PM, Aug. 23, 2009
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hmm, could you review mine at the end of the list? I'd like the plot to develop further first. Which should take 10 more pages which I could do by the time you review all those other comics.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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ifelldownthestairs at 10:50AM, Aug. 24, 2009
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No problem, Parker.

Arachnid Goddess
Pancakes
Lacerated Veil
Omega Justice
Mystery Bread
Bobby the Fetus
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Negligence
Off Hours
Gelotology
John
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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Eric_blitz at 3:20PM, Sept. 2, 2009
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We only have 8 pages right now, but I mean, if you guys wanna say how were doing SO FAR that would be really cool!
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Drasnus at 5:05PM, Sept. 2, 2009
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It's Lacerated VEIL.
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dueeast at 6:27PM, Sept. 2, 2009
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Seeing your review of Off Hours should be quite…enlightening! I'm really glad it made your short list, er, so to speak. B)
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ifelldownthestairs at 9:11AM, Sept. 4, 2009
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Drasnus
It's Lacerated VEIL.

Ah. That's what I get for copy/pasting off of Harkovast, the furry bastard!

….okay, it's probably my fault. Sorry about that :D

Eric, out of fairness, it would probably be best to turn you down. However, there's a six-seven month wait for a review right now; if you feel you'll have thirty pages up by then, you can just sign up!

Dueeast, the short list is glad to have you.

Seriously, it won't shut the fuck up. “Dueeast this” and “Dueeast that”… ;)

EDIT: Our list has been updated: We call it: Let's see how many sentences we can end with a colon in a row:

Pancakes
Lacerated Veil
Omega Justice
Mystery Bread
Bobby the Fetus
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Negligence
Off Hours
Gelotology
John
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
Timeloss
Life and (Maybe) Death of Ed
Smug I Could Do
Louder Than Bombs
Sentinel
Hanged Doll
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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Hunchdebunch at 11:07AM, Sept. 7, 2009
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You guys didn't put The Door on the list. Unless I'm just blind, which is quite likely lol
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ifelldownthestairs at 2:05PM, Sept. 7, 2009
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Hunchdebunch
You guys didn't put The Door on the list. Unless I'm just blind, which is quite likely lol

Argh, you're right! Thank you for pointing that out!

…..you can tell we're still kinda new at this, huh?

Alright, I checked both of the threads we have up for dates and all that good stuff, so this list should be accurate:

Pancakes (this week)
Lacerated Veil
Omega Justice
Mystery Bread
Bobby the Fetus
The Door
Negligence
John
Slackman
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Off Hours
Gelotology
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
Timeloss
Life and (Maybe) Death of Ed
Smug I Could Do
Louder Than Bombs
Sentinel
Hanged Doll

Whew!
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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Product Placement at 2:23PM, Sept. 7, 2009
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Oh, bloody hell. That's quite the list. You guys have allot of work ahead for you.

And to think, by the time you're done with this lot, the list will probably be three times longer, >:)
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Larry at 8:59AM, Sept. 13, 2009
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Nice list…

Always enjoyed webcomic reviews.
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BffSatan at 9:55AM, Sept. 13, 2009
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I do not envy you.

Although I am looking forward to reading these reviews.

A little part of me hopes that somebody cries.
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ifelldownthestairs at 12:56PM, Sept. 15, 2009
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No kidding guys, no kidding… Hark and I have fun doing it though. And we will continue to have fun… all 1,539 times. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

Here's the updated list:

Lacerated Veil - this week
Omega Justice
Mystery Bread
Bobby the Fetus
The Door
Negligence
John
Slackman
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Off Hours
Gelotology
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
Timeloss
Life and (Maybe) Death of Ed
Smug I Could Do
Louder Than Bombs
Sentinel
Hanged Doll
Hainted Holler
ragnadventure
Noise Pollution
Brax the Alien Rocker (our first non-drunk druck review. dizamn)
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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DrLuck at 5:36PM, Sept. 25, 2009
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Hey, I have a question about joining in. I know you guys say 30 minimum for pages, but I'd like to have a review on Vagabond (which is only 26 pages and a single self contained story). If that doesn't fly, then I'll just wait until Crossbones is long enough.

Still like that “tell it how it is” critique you guys do.
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ifelldownthestairs at 2:50AM, Sept. 26, 2009
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Thank you, Snake. We couldn't get the DARPA chie-

….I mean thanks, Dr. Luck! I'm glad you're enjoying the reviews :D

I'm sorry, but for sake of fairness, we can't review a comic with less than thirty pages.

you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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DrLuck at 10:34AM, Sept. 26, 2009
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That's cool. I'll come back when Crossbones is long enough.
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ifelldownthestairs at 7:27AM, Oct. 3, 2009
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Latest list!

Bobby the Fetus (this week)
The Door
Negligence
John
Slackman
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Off Hours
Gelotology
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
Timeloss
Life and (Maybe) Death of Ed
Smug I Could Do
Louder Than Bombs
Sentinel
Hanged Doll
Hainted Holler
ragnadventure
Noise Pollution
The Elemental Storm
FIGHT 2
South of Sanity
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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TGP at 12:27AM, Oct. 19, 2009
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If you don't mind reviewing a backgroundless 3-panel, “Splices of Life” would love to be reviewed XD http://www.drunkduck.com/Splices_of_Life/
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ifelldownthestairs at 10:48PM, Oct. 21, 2009
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Updated list:

Negligence (this week)
John
Slackman
Rated Douk
MAG-ISA
Shaman Quest
The Optimist
Love/Curse
The Hub
Coga Suro
I Would Rather Stay Inside
Good Guy
Counterfeit
Triple Torture
Stickman and Cube
Off Hours
Gelotology
The Symmetrical Breadpazoid
Out There
Mildly Mundane
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety
Bear vs Zombies
Timeloss
Life and (Maybe) Death of Ed
Smug I Could Do
Louder Than Bombs
Sentinel
Hanged Doll
Hainted Holler
ragnadventure
Noise Pollution
Brax the Alien Rocker
The Elemental Storm
FIGHT 2
South of Sanity
Ed Contradictory
Last of the Wilds
Fools and Such
Rectangles
Bruzela Proyect
Splices of Life
Wayout West
Pink Lady
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:13PM, Oct. 21, 2009
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Hark has already givin me a personal review but a comic version sounds so much fun.

Please sign up “No Talent” ;D

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Evil_Hare at 8:22AM, Oct. 22, 2009
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Woo-ha, page 30 will update on Sunday, so count me in for the review-fest!

btw, how do you guys put those fancy banners in your signatures?

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