Did someone just start torrenting Heroes?

Godamnit Lefarce, stop being so awesome right now. I may have to change my mind about Astley.

Dragonizer
Godamnit Lefarce, stop being so awesome right now. I may have to change my mind about Astley.

Can our wedding cake be made of brains. Dont ask why, it doesnt matter. None of this matters.

lefarce

Dragonizer
Godamnit Lefarce, stop being so awesome right now. I may have to change my mind about Astley.

Can our wedding cake be made of brains. Dont ask why, it doesnt matter. None of this matters.

Only if you don't hog it all. And no, the guests aren't your dessert, either.

If I marry Tater is that like necro or something.

oh heeeeeere we go already! nag nag nag…..

A better question would be "Who would I not marry?"

ozoneocean
No woman could offer me the hats i need and want, therefore I'll have to marry a female version of myself.

It's a mixed blessing :(

I'm glad I decided to skim over this thread before posting in it, otherwise I would've ended up saying the same thing.

(That I'd marry a female version of myself, not a female version of Ozone)

honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

Dragonizer

lefarce

Dragonizer
Godamnit Lefarce, stop being so awesome right now. I may have to change my mind about Astley.

Can our wedding cake be made of brains. Dont ask why, it doesnt matter. None of this matters.

Only if you don't hog it all. And no, the guests aren't your dessert, either.

I dont think things are working out between us. It would be best if we started seeing other people.

Aurora Moon
honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

Ugh. Not me. I'm sure I can do better than me…

Aurora Moon
honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

I've met the closest thing that will ever happen to the female version of me and I can safely say that I wouldn't. Mostly just for the fact of how disturbing it would be to do any such thing ignoring the fact that it would be pretty much like incest.

mechanical_lullaby
I'm too young for marriage!

I'd sex up quite a few celebrities.
Definition of Sex up:
-Locked in my basement.
-Locked in my closet.
-Locked in my car trunk.

Choose your poison.

ozoneocean
Oh gods… This thread has turned very disturbing…

My kind of thread.

Red Slayer

mechanical_lullaby
I'm too young for marriage!

I'd sex up quite a few celebrities.
Definition of Sex up:
-Locked in my basement.
-Locked in my closet.
-Locked in my car trunk.

Choose your poison.

Heeey, I got dibs on the kidnapping/basement living. I dont mind table scraps, really!

LIZARD_B1TE
(That I'd marry a female version of myself, not a female version of Ozone)

I'd marry a female version of Ozone, if I weren't already marrying Vincent D'Onofrio.

I also once thought I wouldn't mind sexing up a female version of myself, until I sorta came to know a real-life female version of myself… Now I know better…

As for who I would not marry… I'd have to say all of yous in this thread. Wow you guys are disturbing.

mlai
Wow you guys are disturbing.

Thank you, i try my best.

lba

Aurora Moon
honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

I've met the closest thing that will ever happen to the female version of me and I can safely say that I wouldn't. Mostly just for the fact of how disturbing it would be to do any such thing ignoring the fact that it would be pretty much like incest.

I dunno. I think it only counts as incest if the said person you're fooling around is the following:
1)the one who gave birth to you, or the one who helped father you.
2)was born by the same parents that gave birth to you, thus becoming your siblings.
3)Is related to your parents or you in any form at all.

When you're screwing your clone, whenever it be same-gender or opposite-gender, you're basically just screwing yourself. so that counts as actual masturbation more than it is incest.

that's just me. of course I could be wrong…

Batman.

Aurora Moon
honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

I know a guy who looks like a male version of myself…his face, hair, the way he dresses and everything. I'd marry him just to see what the kids would look like. Also he's adorable and Russian, so that helps.

I'd marry a female version of myself simply because she'd be the only woman alive who would understand my jokes.

If I was female, I'd screw my male clone if he's Russian. LOL.
As a male, hell I'd screw my female clone of any ethnicity.
I wouldn't marry any of them though heheh.
Gahdammit now you guys're making me do it.

I wouldn't marry a male version of myself. I almost did, and we fought far too much.

usedbooks

Aurora Moon
honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

Ugh. Not me. I'm sure I can do better than me…

Don't have much self-esteem, do you? Then again, saying you could do better than yourself is also a bit of an ego builder. Damn, I'm confused.

Anyway, guess it's about time I answered. I'll go with one of the ladies on DD who is around my age and is an awesome artist so we can do a comic together that will be more popular than Charby. And if you're interested, I'm 19 (20 next month).

I couldn't marry a clone of me. Ignoring the question of how weird it'd be, my own obnoxious personality flaws would start to piss me off when they're being inflicted on me instead of other people, and it'd probably be really boring being with someone who thinks exactly the same way as me. Also, I'm fat and lazy, not qualities I'd look for in the perfect marriage.

A one night fling though? Hell yes.

LOL what's with all this fascination with doing yourself, anyways? Is it because you actually think that you can give yourself unconditional love and passion?

If there is 1 person on this planet who can never love you (not even enough for a fling), it's prolly yourself. That goes for all of us. After all, who knows our deep dark ugliness better than ourselves, and who sees our faults more clearly?

That goes for the narcissists as well, once they see themselves in another person.

… Damn, I think I just gave myself a cold shower about having a fling with my female clone.

That was pretty much my point, Mlai. I'm just not as good at getting my point across.

Now to answer your question, I would just want to know what'd it like to have sex with me, that's all.

anise shaw
I wouldn't marry a male version of myself. I almost did, and we fought far too much.

Ha, fortunately the male version of me doesn't know a lot of English. ;)

skoolmunkee

LIZARD_B1TE
(That I'd marry a female version of myself, not a female version of Ozone)

I'd marry a female version of Ozone, if I weren't already marrying Vincent D'Onofrio.

It could be a very strange threesome!

In the meantime I'm all alone with not even my clone for company! :_:

——-
The marry myself thing was a joke. It really would be like maying your sister and that doesn't appeal to me. My sister bought me “Step Brothers” with will Farrell for Christmas, so obviously marrying your sibling is a mistake that would lead to revolting consequences.

——-
So I have decided. I will marry this girl:



She knows how to wear a hat and I like the way she moves.

PIT_FACE

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.