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XXVI The Guild Wars!!!
harkovast at 6:51PM, April 21, 2010
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Don't lynch me….at least not till I figure out the rules to this thing!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:22PM, April 21, 2010
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Don't lynch me….at least not till I figure out the rules to this thing!
Don't worry you've never been lynched and you never will :D

Also go read No Talent. For it shall update after this game is over.

Fear no talent the comic for it is the gaint that has awoken from its slumber! MAHAHahahah mahasha!

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Salsa at 7:34PM, April 21, 2010
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ok, I'm late to the party and I missed a sky battle and someone did(n't) set Roku's bakery on fire. Oh and apparently I'm Zeus.
guess it's time to bring the thunder and lightening.



Also:




You can find these fine spaceships at Salsa's Starport. (ordinance extra. the lovely lady is not included, she's my competent starship captain :P) For a nominal fee we'll throw in a squad of marine grunts (competency not guaranteed).

Find us at B4, next to the bay of Whatthehell and Random's College cafeteria.
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:47PM, April 21, 2010
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See I control the skies, Zeph the seas and Salsa the space. Yes I said “the space.” I'm funny that way.


Anyway back to work. Won't be on for another 2.5 hours. Wish me luck at doing nothing! Cause that is all I have left to do T.T

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jninjashadow at 7:54PM, April 21, 2010
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Since people are claiming things, I too must claim something! I claim the Great Mountains of Asheim Three miles south of Townston. Come visit. Beautiful scenery.
Also, before you go to today's lynch and look like a fool by being calm and sober, come get drunk at “Jninja's Loot N' Hooch” where our slogan is Your liver is evil and you must punish it
Oh and TFGM, I can't wait! I enjoyed that comic!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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maru at 8:14PM, April 21, 2010
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I claim the Great Mountains of Asheim Three miles south of Townston. Come visit. Beautiful scenery.
sounds nice.
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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Niccea at 8:24PM, April 21, 2010
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See I control the skies, Zeph the seas and Salsa the space. Yes I said “the space.” I'm funny that way.


Anyway back to work. Won't be on for another 2.5 hours. Wish me luck at doing nothing! Cause that is all I have left to do T.T
I dibs human knowledge…or the desert.
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Zeph at 8:50PM, April 21, 2010
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Should I start plugging Plastic Bullets or something? Or is it not good enough to plug. -goes to work on undersea casino-
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:24PM, April 21, 2010
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See I control the skies, Zeph the seas and Salsa the space. Yes I said “the space.” I'm funny that way.


Anyway back to work. Won't be on for another 2.5 hours. Wish me luck at doing nothing! Cause that is all I have left to do T.T
I dibs human knowledge…or the desert.
You already have the library that defies all laws of physics by being bigger on the inside than the outside. I mean your library is like a labrinth that goes on forever. It hads nearly all written materail known to man……except for the spell books. Those are mine.

@Zepth: Your comic is too GOOD to be plugged.

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Zeph at 9:30PM, April 21, 2010
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Too bad the things broken again, uploading nothing but X's.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:44PM, April 21, 2010
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Too bad the things broken again, uploading nothing but X's.
I hate it when that happens.

Now since I'm bored…jokes!


How many canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

25! 24 to chip it out of ice and one to screw it in!


How many americans does it take to change a light bulb?

HEY! Thats not funny! We're sueing!

How many Harkovasts does it take to screw in a light bulb

Trick question Hark is too busy plugging his own comic

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Zeph at 9:46PM, April 21, 2010
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The canadian spoiler has been been bustimicated.

; ; I'm sad, I had a dramatic page lined up for tonight's update too…
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:48PM, April 21, 2010
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The canadian spoiler has been been bustimicated.

; ; I'm sad, I had a dramatic page lined up for tonight's update too…

Already had it fixxed by the time you posted XD. It would of been dramatic cause Team Gease lost T.T

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Zeph at 9:57PM, April 21, 2010
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It's not over till the fat lady sings. Now the fat lady is going ot have to wait a few more days…. which isn't good, she gets very pissy.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:06PM, April 21, 2010
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It's not over till the fat lady sings. Now the fat lady is going ot have to wait a few more days…. which isn't good, she gets very pissy.

Should I keep up the jokes? Cause I'm bored and this place is dead. And the the cool dead like zombies are walking the streets.

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Zeph at 10:12PM, April 21, 2010
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-puts down teh can of gasoline- Oh… I wasn't supposed to burn the zombies… Right… I should stop playing Dead rising
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:22PM, April 21, 2010
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More jokes it is!

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
That's a military secret.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb
Five, one to hold the light bulb and the other four to turn the ladder round and round !

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Randomdudeperson at 10:28PM, April 21, 2010
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The ppl have spoken! Kroatz wins the lynch vote! Now, how do you all choose to lynch him? :) You have a short while to tell me, for I have a narration to make.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:33PM, April 21, 2010
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The ppl have spoken! Kroatz wins the lynch vote! Now, how do you all choose to lynch him? :) You have a short while to tell me, for I have a narration to make.
Pump him full of anti rage medication. OVERDOSE! OVERDOSE!

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Zeph at 10:34PM, April 21, 2010
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Firing squad?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Salsa at 10:36PM, April 21, 2010
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Niccea
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See I control the skies, Zeph the seas and Salsa the space. Yes I said “the space.” I'm funny that way.


Anyway back to work. Won't be on for another 2.5 hours. Wish me luck at doing nothing! Cause that is all I have left to do T.T
I dibs human knowledge…or the desert.
You already have the library that defies all laws of physics by being bigger on the inside than the outside. I mean your library is like a labrinth that goes on forever. It hads nearly all written materail known to man……except for the spell books. Those are mine.

@Zepth: Your comic is too GOOD to be plugged.
Nah, she just has wormholes linking the library entrances to the rest of it. Power is provided by an annihilation power plant (picture battery that uses antimatter and matter combining to make some energy) Pray that the safeties on that thing never fail. Oh and never turn out the lights, especially when someone is crossing the threshold, it tends to be quite messy. Also, buy a dozen bomb-pumped laser warheads and receive the missile bodies to attach them to for half off. Need more accelleration or Delta-vee? we also tune up all sorts of motors from your basic SRB's to Nuclear salt water rockets to Fusion powered rockets only $400k a motor. (price subject to change depending on wear and structural modifications, not available on all models, see owner's manual for details)
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:40PM, April 21, 2010
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Firing squad?
A firing squad that shots tranquilizers. His rage will be forcefully calmed! >XD

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Salsa at 10:43PM, April 21, 2010
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Antimatter annihilation. With an antimatter clone >:D
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:51PM, April 21, 2010
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I have the best idea! Lets get Roku's radioative butterflys to kill Kroatz!


EDIT: Or better yet fire the radioactive butterflys at him!

That way everyone is happy! Zepth gets his firing squad, Salsa gets something science fictiony and I get a calming effect on him.

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Zeph at 10:55PM, April 21, 2010
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Death by plastic bullets.

Or we could just let Cross drive.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Salsa at 10:57PM, April 21, 2010
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death by radioactive butterflies that Cross and Rokulily are driving?
RAGE!
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Zeph at 11:06PM, April 21, 2010
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This is Cross's version of driving
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:09PM, April 21, 2010
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death by radioactive butterflies that Cross and Rokulily are driving?
That could work too. I could picture roku putting on a old timy get up complete with the little hat, gogles, scarf and gloves. “Its time to burn some sky!”

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Zeph at 11:11PM, April 21, 2010
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I demand to know where the t in my name is coming from XD
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:14PM, April 21, 2010
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I demand to know where the t in my name is coming from XD

I can't help it! I see a “h” at the end of a word and I want to but a “c” or a “t” infront of it XD

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