So I switched from BT Broadband to Sky Broadband. Sky gave me everything, a username, a password, everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING MODEM AND THE SOFTWARE TO INSTALL IT GAAAAAAAAAHH MOTHERFUCKERS

Rupert Murdoch: either send the fucking router or write us into your will and then fucking DIE.

Anyway that's why Floyd and Mike haven't showed up for ages. Hopefully the thing will arrive by the end of the week but I wouldn't swear by it (they said it would be up to three working days, three working days ago).

FLOYD AND MIKE WILL RETURN


(I'm writing this on my lunch break on someone else's computer DON'T TELL ANYONE)