Sex Horoscopes

Capricorn
tea_green at 12:28PM, Feb. 11, 2007
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Capricorn

You Capricorns are psychic by accident. Most of the time, you have no idea fate smiles on you from time to time. You just accept it and move on.

You Cappies are rather easy to turn on. Sometimes all a person needs to do is breathe on you to get you going. Still, you're strong, responsible, and you have dignity…just people better watch out when your horny. Whoever is with you better have protection. Capricorns are natural screamers and leave bite marks. You usually like sex a lot as a past time. Getting it on during commercial breaks is perfect. It's nothing for you to fuck seven or eight times during the commercial breaks of an hour-long tv show. You like to do it in the shower, on the furniture, on other people's furniture, beds, cars, boats, tents. If you're in the mood, it could even be at the President's Inauguration…your lover better be ready for some action.

You love to bite. You're also fond of whips, floggers and paddles and you know how to use them. You may seem cold and insensitive to others but once you warm up there's no stopping you. You think porno is silly (who thought that up?), but you'll watch it just to see if you're missing anything. Just give you some dim lighting, a roaring fireplace, and a good bottle of wine and you'll be more than happy to bunker down with your lover for the entire weekend and order food in. Your a misunderstood sign. You can be very kinky, as long as it's with someone you love.

All in all, you're an earth sign that's conservative and reserved. You're kissing style is timid and your sex style is the biting and scratching kind. Your best sex partners are Taurans, Scorpios, and Pisceans.
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artisthazzard at 10:00AM, April 9, 2007
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Woot!! Woot!! Damn right that's how we roll.
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D0m at 5:40PM, July 4, 2007
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Fascinating. Almost got me down 100%.

Nadya- a tale about what happens to SOME of us when we die.

Currently: Nadya is awake and asking more relevant questions.
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