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Zac at 1:45PM, April 13, 2007

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Burn them, throw rocks at them!

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Willowanderer at 2:10PM, April 13, 2007

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which slackers? Where?

I'm Caught In The Space Between
Check out my normal comics; Songs of an Angel | Stupidity In Magic

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Zac at 2:27PM, April 13, 2007

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Zac and Mr Riot

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mechanical_lullaby at 2:27PM, April 13, 2007

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I'm shooting them but they're still slacking!
… and bleeding…

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Hero at 2:34PM, April 13, 2007

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Ours is not to punish. Let's try some gentle encouraging exercises.

With cattle prods and pitchforks…

K.A.L.A-Dan: Rival!

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NekkoXIII at 3:10PM, April 13, 2007

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I suggest the use of cattle prods.

“You'd be surprised how much planning goes into chaos…”

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Freux at 5:11PM, April 13, 2007

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I have a whip. :D

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Rina_ran at 6:08PM, April 13, 2007

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Freux
I have a whip. :D

Nice Freux. Should we handcuff them down for the lashings?

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Willowanderer at 6:38PM, April 13, 2007

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I just hope that monday's update is awesome, and worth waiting for.

I'm Caught In The Space Between
Check out my normal comics; Songs of an Angel | Stupidity In Magic

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machiavelli33 at 12:06AM, April 14, 2007

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Beat them and hang them by their own intestines! Cut off their hands!

Wait, that's counterproductive.

Give them lots of hugs! From bunnies! And puppies! Rainbows have to be involved too.

No that'll just make them do less.

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Eh. Spankings.

Sparkimus Prime….ENTER THE FRAY.

I'M WITH RIOT

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AQua_ng at 4:24AM, April 14, 2007

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We'll shave their facial hair. And head hair.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:44AM, April 14, 2007

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I bet most people here don't update daily. Only those people should be allowed to join in the torture. …or we could bribe them…

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Willowanderer at 10:32AM, April 15, 2007

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Yeah, people who live in poorly updated comics shouldn't throw stones.

I think they're taking a well deserved rest, and as sad as it would be, wouldn't object if they took every weekend off.

This is a massive project

I'm Caught In The Space Between
Check out my normal comics; Songs of an Angel | Stupidity In Magic

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Eviltwinpixie at 12:34PM, April 15, 2007

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machiavelli33
Give them lots of hugs!

At first, I thought that said “drugs”

…Though depending on the drugs, it could work!

CAFFEINE!

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draxenn at 11:50PM, April 15, 2007

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i've been too busy drawing for my comic to notice the lack of updates!
oh noes!!

If you want to get them motivated..it's real easy.

Girls…promise boobage. They'll get RIGHT on updating.

Screw the money! I have RULES!
. o O ( Evil )

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celrena at 9:38AM, April 16, 2007

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What do I think about Riot and Zac? I think you guys are totally awesome and deserve to have a break. In fact you should take off every weekend off in the future. This is going to be a long event. If you do this everyday you will get burned out and will stop.

Loves <3 Celrena

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Hero at 9:46AM, April 16, 2007

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Yeah, it's cool that we get as many daily updates as we do right now. Comicery can slowly drive a man to madness with more sparse updates. And remember guys, if you get really real extra super overtaxed with cheese, we got your backs.

K.A.L.A-Dan: Rival!

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Glarg at 12:45PM, April 19, 2007

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Oh no im a slacker O_O! im gonna get bluged to death!

However the whip and the handcuff things don't sound too bad…

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My Lady of Sorrow at 2:46AM, May 2, 2007

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you guys forgot about the chocolate syrup :p

I'm still trying to think of something funny to put here.

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Revenant at 7:47PM, May 6, 2007

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This is starting to sound good.

Currently looking for an artist!
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Revenant_Civil_Wang_event/
Eyes glow by candlelight
a face divided in the mirror
my psyche ripped by daggers of my alchemy-Symphony X->The Turning

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Willowanderer at 10:12AM, May 7, 2007

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ohgods, not that
'violence= sexy' concept again.

I'm Caught In The Space Between
Check out my normal comics; Songs of an Angel | Stupidity In Magic

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Zac at 5:22PM, May 7, 2007

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Gosh they're slacking a lot lately
FEAR NOT THOUGH IT SHALL RETURN SWIFTLY

until then watch the brownie video on
mediocremilitia.blogspot.com

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NekkoXIII at 4:44PM, May 9, 2007

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I'd judge but i'm no better *slinks into a corner*

“You'd be surprised how much planning goes into chaos…”

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Sea_Cow at 10:30PM, June 29, 2007

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Rabid chinchillas…

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Stich at 4:18PM, Nov. 4, 2007

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Seeing as how I've recently been w3orking on up-dating, I say shock 'um with stun guns set to 6k! Von Kamanate their arses!….Damn, I really need to stop playing wid mah DS….

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Glarg at 3:21AM, Nov. 5, 2007

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…What? Slackers?

Riot and Zac are not slackers! They are two of the greatest hard working men to have lived…it's just…Alot of bad things have been happening to them lately! Zac had his hair cut and it's getting close to winter…His skull is freezing up! Riot had a cast put on, so now every time he takes a bath/shower he's got to…what, cover up his whole arm with a garbage bag? (Plus he keeps losing that damn stylus!)

But no fear is here, I eagerly await their return at Wizard World Texas! YES THAT'S RIGHT new pages of the comic will be appearing soon! For those of you that don't know (or disregarded the new page advertisement) Wizard world Texas occurs on the 16-18 of November! Keep looking forward to the updates, they are coming soon!

Wait…who made the topic again?

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Nikai Nockturne at 3:31PM, Nov. 5, 2007

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O_o…IDC…I update regularly.

<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.

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MrRiot_Zac at 8:39PM, Nov. 8, 2007

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To lead up to WWTX, I'm posting the adventures of WWII-era Mr.Riot (Known as The Rioteer back then) and his partner-in-heroism, an undead Nikolai Tesla!

So enjoy that story for the net few days. It's all queued up and ready to update each day, so there won't be any gap. The first six pages will run straight through the weekend. Plus, it has a Nazi scientist married to a giant squid wearing lipstick…which I think is freaking awesome.

We're not dead, gang. Like Glarg hinted at, DDCW is getting a kick-start at WWTX! Everyone who sent in their info for the ID Cards start watching your mailboxes in the next week or so…because I'm sending them out this week (FINALLY)!

Drunk Duck Civil War: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?