Evil_Snuffkin
Wait…
So Riot is James and Glarg has to be Jessie…?

Im just pretty enough to be Jessie *_*!

See, look at me dance, see how pretty I am.

I think I just threw up a little.

OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

I need to kill something >.>

Ocka
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

LOL!!! Same thing happened to me. Prehaps if we used something like this against Zac then such traumatising effects could be put to good use.

Evil_Snuffkin

Ocka
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

LOL!!! Same thing happened to me. Prehaps if we used something like this against Zac then such traumatising effects could be put to good use.

It's all the rage at the top drawer.

Glarg

Evil_Snuffkin

Ocka
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

LOL!!! Same thing happened to me. Prehaps if we used something like this against Zac then such traumatising effects could be put to good use.

It's all the rage at the top drawer.

-is laughing to much to care- Oh my god…

Ocka
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

I need to kill something >.>

Learned a lesson now, didn't ya? Always be on guard!

Glarg

Ocka
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!

I need to kill something >.>

Learned a lesson now, didn't ya? Always be on guard!

I was listening to that song as I came to this page… and it was like, the Chorus was echoing. I was like “omgwtf!?”

here is a Marching Song for Team Riot! Psychostick: “BEER!!!”


Dark Clown:
We like beer ‘cos it is good
We drink beer because we should
if there is a song to sing
Riot sing’s it and beer you bring
We drink beer when we are sad
'cause the beer it makes us glad
now there's nothing left to say
so lets go drink beer.

Mr. Riot, Glarg &Dark Clown:
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
… and Stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
let's go drink some BEER!

BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER, BEER!!!!!

Dark Clown:
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make Riot happy
when Glarg throw up on the floor
he can go and drink some more
they say beer will make us dumb
it are go good with pizza.

Dark Clown:
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car…

Mr. Riot, Glarg & Dark Clown:
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
….and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
let's go drink some BEER!

BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER, BEER!!!!!

Zac:
uh Riot.. I think you've had enough

Mr.Riot:
…No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!

Dark Clown:
lets go drink some beer!

Mr.Riot:
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am… *buurp*

And now We Bring yous all the vid for it ^^
Not made by Us

This is actually my home towns football song edited.

Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
Follow we will, Follow we will.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
We will follow in the footsteps of our team.
Follow follow, we will follow Riot,
Everywhere, anywhere,
We will follow on,
To Drunkduck, Platnium, wizard world and back again,
If he goes to hell we will follow on.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one,
Team Zac know all about their troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one!

Taken from the Glasgow Rangers song: Follow Follow.

Okay, here's a song me and Nega Link spent a few hours working out. It's based off the song ‘One Day More’, from the infamous musical: ‘Les Miserables’.

The tune is kinda tricky to follow, so here's a clip of the song someone put on youtube. Hopefully it will give you an idea of how the song flows:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuffHRacZMQ&feature=related

Since not everyone will have heard these songs before, maybe it would be a good idea for everyone to link music videos of the songs they are parodying, if possible. I think everyone would get a lot more out of them.



RIOT

One page more,
Another page, another destiny!
In this never-ending fight for registry!

ZAC

These Rioters who commit crimes
Will surely come a second time,

RIOT

One page more!



JIMINYCRICKETX

I can't believe it went this way!

NEGA LINK

Now it is done, and we are parted!


RIOT

One page more!


JIMINYCRICKETX

I think that Zac is kind of gay!

NEGA LINK

I think that Riot is retarded!




RINA RAN

What is really in a name?

BITE GIRL

Im so going to bite your face!

RINA RAN

Register and you'll get cookies!

ACADIA

I can run faster than you!

FREUX

We know that Riot is to blame!

BITE GIRL/ACADIA

And we'll stick to him like glue!

RINA RAN/FREUX:

We think Zac has sexy hair!



HERO

One more page in this funky war!

RED DEATH

Should I lead the platinum force?

HERO

You cats and funkadylic masses!

RED DEATH

Should I join with Riot's fare?

HERO

We will register your mom!

RED DEATH:

Do I stay and do I dare?

HERO:

Will yall take your place with me?




ALL

The update is now!

The page is here!



RIOT

One page more!



ROSENCRON

One more page in this damned comic,
Why did we buy this damned site?
We've had nothing here but trouble,
This is not going quite right!



COFFMAN

Riot is a drunk!

CHEEKO

Zac's a bishie punk!

COFFMAN:

You're a ditzy dragon!

CHEEKO:

You're a brainless lunk!

BLACK KITTY

Hear our freedom's call!

DOCKWORKER

Riot's gonna fall!

ALL NEUTRALS

Let's stop all this fighting and go to the mall!



TEAM ZAC

We will stop these foolish rebels!

TEAM RIOT

We will register your moms!

TEAM ZAC

Then a chorus we will sing!

TEAM RIOT

We will make Riot our king!

TEAM ZAC

You can see that we are winning!

TEAM RIOT

You'll be sorry when we've won!

BOTH TEAMS + NEUTRALS

Do you hear the Authors sing?



OZONE OCEAN

We'll battle here!

GLARG

I'll bring the beer!


RIOT

One page more!


(What follows is a medley of all the characters singing their parts over each other. You'll have to see the original song to really get it.)


RIOT

The next page isn't far away!

ZAC

Tomorrow is the update day!

ALL

Tomorrow we'll discover what Zac and Riot have in store!

TEAM ZAC

One update!

TEAM RIOT

One more page!

ALL

The Civil WAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!

jiminycricketX
*some awesomeness*

Would you like to be pay'd in cookies?

1. That's my favorite musical.
2. Ho. Lee. Shitsauce, dude. That was AMAZING!

That was quite good, if I do say so myself.

Bravo. Encore.

Holy fuck dude, that's friggin epic!

Kamikazi productions
This is actually my home towns football song edited.

Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
Follow we will, Follow we will.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
We will follow in the footsteps of our team.
Follow follow, we will follow Riot,
Everywhere, anywhere,
We will follow on,
To Drunkduck, Platnium, wizard world and back again,
If he goes to hell we will follow on.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one,
Team Zac know all about their troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one!

Taken from the Glasgow Rangers song: Follow Follow.

I found the Video for this.

Best song choice ever.

FreakGamer

teddibaer
Finally, My favorite one, in response to a forum about Rioters looking like Team Rocket. Speaking of which, since when do we have grunts?

Prepare for Riot!
We'll start a fight!

To protect our names from devastation
To unite all authors within our nation
To denounce the evils of Rosencron
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
Riot! Glarg!
Team Riot kick butt at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare for drawn-out revolutionary antics and forum fights, most likely settling in a standoff, repeal, or truce.

It may need tweaking.
Otherwise, with my round, furry head and tsukommi attitude, I would so be someone's “Meowth.”

You screwed up one of the lines

To extend our peace unto Zac's mom

should be

To extend our piece into Zac's mom

There all better

I threw up a little right there. It's really funny, but my last sense of propriety really hates you right now.