I'm With Riot

Mr. Riot Jokes!
acadia at 9:26PM, July 17, 2007
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Some guys piss their name in the snow. Mr Riot can piss his name in concrete.

Mr Riot can build a snowman out of rain.

Mr Riot can speak braille.



Mr. Riot is … awesome…

… i guess. That's all I've got.

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leopardprintstars at 4:13AM, July 18, 2007
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MrRiot: the OTHER major food group



Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about MrRiot! How are you?

these are more one liners arent they ?

lol

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ozoneocean at 12:33AM, July 19, 2007
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Ugh! Rioters!

Riot is so evil and dangerous the US has officially declared him a “Rouge State”.

North Korea just became the most deadly country in the world when they developed an ICBR: Intercontinental Ballistic Riot.

Riot is the only supervillain ever to successfully kill James Bond.

Riot is so evil, he makes Darth Vader look like Hayden Christensen!
 
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MrRiot at 1:24AM, July 19, 2007
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Ugh! Rioters!

Riot is so evil and dangerous the US has officially declared him a “Rouge State”.

North Korea just became the most deadly country in the world when they developed an ICBR: Intercontinental Ballistic Riot.

Riot is the only supervillain ever to successfully kill James Bond.

Riot is so evil, he makes Darth Vader look like Hayden Christensen!

Yeah! I'm a rogue state! Wah-nananana Wah-nananana Rogue staaaaate! Yeeeaaaahhhh!

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draxenn at 2:11AM, July 19, 2007
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ozoneocean
Ugh! Rioters!

Riot is so evil and dangerous the US has officially declared him a “Rouge State”.



wait…isn't Rouge that stuff that women wear to make their cheeks red?
Are you calling Mr.Riot some sort of feminie makeup kit?
Is that what you are doing? Hmm? Hmmm?
is it?
Hmmm?
Well?

Well then. Carry on I suppose.
Screw the money! I have RULES!
. o O ( Evil )
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Eagle0600 at 3:59AM, July 19, 2007
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Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Riot, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, saying ‘Yo Mom!’ instead of ‘no’, and the feeling of being repeatedly smacked over the head with an adamantium folding chair.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:37AM, July 19, 2007
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(Riot bites people now? Has he been hanging out with Bite Girl too much.)

It has long been believed that the first sound made by the Universe was ‘Om’ after much research it has now been discovered to be ‘Riot’.
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Argent_Nightmare at 7:29PM, July 19, 2007
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Riot can paralyze demons simply by hanging around in his underwear.
Rutger
My nipples are an ocean of pain.
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When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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MrRiot at 4:20AM, July 20, 2007
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(Riot bites people now? Has he been hanging out with Bite Girl too much.)

It has long been believed that the first sound made by the Universe was ‘Om’ after much research it has now been discovered to be ‘Riot’.

There's no such thing as hanging out with Bite Girl too much. She makes the BEST cookies.

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Glarg at 12:48PM, July 20, 2007
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Mr. Riot uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 2:11PM, July 20, 2007
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Riot can paralyze demons simply by hanging around in his underwear.

*Sob* Its true!
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dmc87 at 10:39PM, July 20, 2007
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Mr. Riot isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Mr. Riot.

When Mr. Riot had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Mr. Riot ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Mr. Riot.

Mr. Riot isn't lactose intolerant. He just doesn't put up with lactose's shit.

Mr. Riot can touch MC Hammer.
In weddings, old aunts used to poke me in the ribs, cackling and saying, “You're next.” They stopped after I started doing the same to them in funerals.
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MrRiot at 10:45PM, July 20, 2007
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The ancient Egyptians didn't worship Mr.Riot…and now they're all dead.
Coincidence?

Is it wrong for me to contribute to these?

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Nikai Nockturne at 9:40PM, July 21, 2007
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The cheif export of Mr. Riot is pain.

The three leading causes of death in the US are: Mr. Riot, Chuck Norris, and Heart Disease.

Mr. Riot drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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Argent_Nightmare at 1:08AM, July 22, 2007
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Dude. I should get an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. :D
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My nipples are an ocean of pain.
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When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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Ocka at 1:49PM, July 23, 2007
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You know there was originally four wise men who went to see Jesus? Well it turned out
Mr. Riot was the 4th wise man and he gave baby Jesus an exact replica of his folded riot chair. The other three wise men were so jealous, they decided to exclude riot from the bible, thus why we have 3 wise men shown in the bible.


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AQua_ng at 2:10PM, July 23, 2007
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Riot's so fat that when he fell off the bed, he landed on both sides.

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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:34PM, July 23, 2007
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AQua_ng once decided to insult Riot. The Earth was so angry that it split open beneith him and he hasn't been heard from since.
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MrRiot at 6:19PM, July 23, 2007
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Riot's so fat that when he fell off the bed, he landed on both sides.

It was REALLY just me falling on one side, and your MOM falling on the other.
Because I “registered” her.

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Argent_Nightmare at 8:52PM, July 23, 2007
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Ouch. Painful shot at the Parentage! Owch! >.<;
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When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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AQua_ng at 2:30AM, July 24, 2007
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That's it! Firstly Evil_Snuffkin, your mom isn't going to get paid tonight. And Riot, it seems like I've got her phone number. Hold on, it isn't. It's her weight.

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MrRiot at 2:52AM, July 24, 2007
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That's it! Firstly Evil_Snuffkin, your mom isn't going to get paid tonight. And Riot, it seems like I've got her phone number. Hold on, it isn't. It's her weight.

Haha. Oh, little boy, you don't want to play that game around here. Maybe you should go back to your little emo-friendly Zac camp before you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa. The Riot camp has lion's share when it comes to “Yo' Momma” jokes.

Also, you have your mom's phone number? I should think you would. What the hell kind of son doesn't have his own mother's number?

The kind that lets his mom go to bed with ruggedly handsome bearded heroes, that's who.

Oh, I guess that's you.

(Moral of the story? Be more specific when trying to insult me. I jump on strategic errors like that the same way your mom jumps on a half-eaten twinkie.)

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AQua_ng at 3:13AM, July 24, 2007
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You win this round, Mr Riot.

SMOKESCREEN.

*Gone.*

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FreakGamer at 8:31AM, July 24, 2007
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Riot is FTW


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Ocka at 11:40AM, July 24, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?

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Nikai Nockturne at 12:06PM, July 24, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Of course there is!!:kitty:
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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MrRiot at 12:24PM, July 24, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Of course there is!!:kitty:

Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.

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Avalon comics at 5:20PM, July 24, 2007
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Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced “T” with “Riot”!)

Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The substance used in the Disney movie “Flubber” was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.

When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.

Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.

Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.

Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.

Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot

Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.
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Nikai Nockturne at 8:02PM, July 24, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Of course there is!!:kitty:

Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.
Lol…true… No wonder Hitler was so angry…he never got any presents…O.o…
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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Ocka at 10:44PM, July 24, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Of course there is!!:kitty:

Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.
Lol…true… No wonder Hitler was so angry…he never got any presents…O.o…
Oooooh…. I R HAPPY! :spin:

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