I'm With Riot

Mr. Riot Jokes!
Argent_Nightmare at 11:36PM, July 24, 2007
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Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced “T” with “Riot”!)

Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The substance used in the Disney movie “Flubber” was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.

When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.

Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.

Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.

Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.

Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot

Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.

As someone of Irish descent, I must say…

That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D
Rutger
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AQua_ng
When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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MrRiot at 12:03AM, July 25, 2007
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Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced “T” with “Riot”!)

Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The substance used in the Disney movie “Flubber” was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.

When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.

Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.

Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.

Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.

Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot

Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.

As someone of Irish descent, I must say…

That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D

Here here! I'm Irish, so let fly the alcholic jokes!

Mr.Riot only drinks on the seven holidays: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

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Avalon comics at 1:33AM, July 25, 2007
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As someone of Irish descent, I must say…

That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D

Here here! I'm Irish, so let fly the alcholic jokes!

Mr.Riot only drinks on the seven holidays: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

That's the facts generator for ya!
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Nikai Nockturne at 5:01PM, July 25, 2007
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I'm sorry…I couldn't resist…There was talk of drunken Irish people so Here… My two favorite drunken Irish people…Mr. Riot and my character Kisha.
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:28PM, July 25, 2007
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OMG, the mess! Either clear that up Riot or take you shirt off XD
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Argent_Nightmare at 6:50PM, July 25, 2007
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I'm Irish, too! D:
Where's me booze, man?

*giggles and chases the tail cuff*
Rutger
My nipples are an ocean of pain.
AQua_ng
When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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MrRiot at 7:28PM, July 25, 2007
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I'm sorry…I couldn't resist…There was talk of drunken Irish people so Here… My two favorite drunken Irish people…Mr. Riot and my character Kisha.
That may be going in my DD Profile.



Evil_Snuffkin
OMG, the mess! Either clear that up Riot or take you shirt off XD

Drunk Riot ALWAYS leads to Shirt-less O'Clock.
Sometimes Pantless O'Clock, too.

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Nikai Nockturne at 7:55PM, July 25, 2007
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Drunk Riot ALWAYS leads to Shirt-less O'Clock.
Sometimes Pantless O'Clock, too.
O_o…Just remind me not to be around…Glarg might join you…
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Neilak20 at 8:52PM, July 25, 2007
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“you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa.”



There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:

Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?

Of course there is no Santa! That mysterious bearded man you saw kissing your Mom that Christmas was Riot.
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FreakGamer at 2:35AM, July 26, 2007
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Drunk Riot ALWAYS leads to Shirt-less O'Clock.
Sometimes Pantless O'Clock, too.

Wait is it Shirt-less O'Clock already! Man I need to pay attention to the time more.
*takes off shirt*


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Nikai Nockturne at 10:41AM, July 26, 2007
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Drunk Riot ALWAYS leads to Shirt-less O'Clock.
Sometimes Pantless O'Clock, too.

Wait is it Shirt-less O'Clock already! Man I need to pay attention to the time more.
*takes off shirt*
*basic reaction…*
OMG SHIRTLESS DUDES…
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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Argent_Nightmare at 1:04PM, July 26, 2007
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It's shirtless O'clock?!
In the words of the great Glarg…
STOP! Bishi time!
*shirts awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay*
Rutger
My nipples are an ocean of pain.
AQua_ng
When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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Nikai Nockturne at 11:42PM, July 26, 2007
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*standing in the middle of all this freaking* Hey…now that I'm a perv again…this isn't so bad! ^-^ Who wants a hug?
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Argent_Nightmare at 11:43PM, July 26, 2007
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*tacklehugs Nikai* Whai, Herro dere!
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My nipples are an ocean of pain.
AQua_ng
When it comes to prostitution, the price is…um, Bob Barker.
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Nikai Nockturne at 11:45PM, July 26, 2007
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*tacklehugs Nikai* Whai, Herro dere!
Hello, Argent. ^^
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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:43AM, July 28, 2007
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Mr Riot's so popular that you have to queue just to speak to him.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 1:30AM, July 30, 2007
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Riot's so attractive that even Aqua_ng wants him:

(Censored because its just too much for your innocent minds!)
Unsquished version: http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o130/evil_snuffkin/?action=view¤t=hehe.jpg
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Nikai Nockturne at 9:18AM, July 30, 2007
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Riot's so attractive that even Aqua_ng wants him:

(Censored because its just too much for your innocent minds!)
Unsquished version: http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o130/evil_snuffkin/?action=view¤t=hehe.jpg
OMG thats is the greatest thing I think I have ever seen…
<—Click it…or be toaster pwned.
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teddibaer at 10:22AM, Aug. 1, 2007
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Superman once looked up Riot's comic and cried himself to sleep.

Riot knows what Willis is talkin' ‘bout.

Riot once downed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Riot eats steak and crps gunpowder. He uses the gunpowder for bullets to shoot cows with. This is known as the circle of life.

There are three sides to the force: Light, Dark, and Riot.

Riot can split atoms with his bare hands.

92% of the world’s manufactured salt comes from Riot glaring at people, turning them into pillars.

Riot makes Chuck Norris look like a kindly old uncle.

Actually, Riot makes Chuck Norris look like Pipi Longstockings… by force.

Riot is slowly siphoning the awesomeness from the Power Rangers in greater and greater increments, which is why each new series sucks more and more.

Mr. Riot and Mr. T. walked into a bar. It exploded. No building can contain that much manliness.

The phrase “balls to the wall” is derived from Riot walking into any building smaller than an airplane hanger.

Every elected official has asked Riot for permission to run their office. This is because Riot has won every national, state, and local election in U.S. history. Except in the case of George Washington. Riot was hiking through Europe at the time.

Riot is responsible for overpopulation. He held a martial arts competition in China and every single woman within a 1000-mile radius was immediately impregnated.

Elvis wasn't allowed to be filmed below his waist. Riot isn't allowed to be filmed below the height of Mt. Everest.

Riot was banned from the maternity wards of all public hospitals. His overabundant testosterone causes early puberty in susceptible babies.

Riot pees sitting down. He is so well-endowed that he has to throw it over his shoulder.

Your mom has already been registered by Riot. She just doesn't know it yet.

That's it for now. Either I'll remember more Riot jokes or I'll replace ‘yo mamma’ with ‘Zac’.
Have you noticed that I'm taking over this forum?
Nobody gets lonely like a teddy bear.
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Batsu at 7:46AM, Aug. 9, 2007
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Riot, Mr. T, Chuck Norris and God once played Poker together. Riot win was so awesome that many things happened:

- Chuck Norris was so devastated that he asked Riot to put out of his misery. Riot, by pity, asked if Chuck would like to be his new weapon. Chuck Norris accepted and thus became Riot folded chair.

- God resigned and give his job to Riot. Jesus ashamed of his father disowned him and decided to be adopted by Riot.

- And what about Mr. T. ? I just pity da fool who isn't with Riot.

**********

It is said that even Zac is awestruck by Riot, and tried to grow a beard so he would be as awesome as Riot. But the beard is reluctant to grow as it only wants to grow on Riot.

**********

Well I guessed I picked a side, the only thing is that now I'll need a guide. :)
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Evil_Snuffkin at 1:41PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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The Gordian Knot of legend was actually made from trimmings of Riot's beard.
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Nikai Nockturne at 4:47PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Dark Clown at 5:25PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Archeologists found evidence of ancient writing etched on a stone slab that predates all civilization. What was written On that Slab was: “Riot Was here.”

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Mr Chappers at 3:30AM, Aug. 21, 2007
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On the 7th day god rested, Mr Riot took over.

Read the Author, its good i promise.
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Stich at 10:10AM, Aug. 24, 2007
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You know how in one of my referance pics, I use Riot for a hight comparason, and only go up to his knee(counting my ears I believe)? This is because his knee doesn't let me go any higher….

OMG….that just so friggen' sucked! >.< I'm terrable at jokes…*sits in corner and cries at own awful patheticness*
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Dark Clown at 10:24AM, Aug. 24, 2007
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God(Christan and catholic) has a beard, Zeus Has a beard, satin has a beard.

They all had them in the hopes they would be as cool as Mr. Riot.
they are not!

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Evil_Snuffkin at 3:59PM, Aug. 24, 2007
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OMG….that just so friggen' sucked! >.< I'm terrable at jokes…*sits in corner and cries at own awful patheticness*

There there, its okay to feel pathetic when comprehending the great awesomeness that is Riot.
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Captain Jim at 9:55PM, Aug. 24, 2007
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The Big Bang occured When Riot Decided to light a fart.

When Riot goes swimming, Riot doesn't get wet. The water gets Riot.

Riot doesn't own a house. He walks in to random houses and people move out.

Why? Because Riot says so.

Riot's dandruff is known as anthrax.

Riot copyrighted the word “Pain”
<—- This image is broken, but I support Riot


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Red Slayer at 6:03PM, Sept. 2, 2007
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Jelly was invented when a bunch of fruit made fun of Mr.Riot.

Mr.Riot, Cause and solution of all of mankind's problems.

I've Seen The Future, and It's Mr.Riot-Shaped.

Happiness is a Cigar Called Mr.Riot.

Mr.Riot Tested, Mother Approved.

Thank Mr.Riot It's Friday.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Mr.Riot.

Nature doesn't call Mr.Riot, Mr.Riot calls nature.

He comes, he sees, he Riots.

Mr Riot, pure lust.

There is no such thing as Santa, Just Mr.Riot throwing his garbage down your chimney.

Mr.Riot doesn't go mad with power, power goes mad with Mr.Riot.



I was bored.
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Hero at 9:22AM, Sept. 4, 2007
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Mr.Riot Tested, Your Mom approved.

There we go. That fixes it up a smidge.
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