My path is already set… I can't turn away, no matter who gets hurt because I know I'm doing the right thing.

And you are wrong.

I'm no Cap America, that's Riot! …Don't you know who I am? I'm the O Zone Bitch! lol!

Alejkhan, Captain Jim, Glarg… You know I'm right. I don't want to have to be your DOOOOOM. :(

thats the spirit! go team Zac! go! :cat: :cat: :cat:

Hold thy heathen tongues! You may speak pretty lies but they are lies all the same! Lies!

As a girl on the Interweb, I can vouch for the goodness of an alias! Do you know how many creepy people are online? Oh thank God for an alias. I can sleep soundly at night knowing that there's no way they can find a “Black Kitty” in Canada.

Are you here to rob an innocent girl of her sleep? Oh you horrible fiends! ;___;

Oh, Ozone… in this one way you have diappointed me. *sniff* I can't look up to you anymore (unless we meet, and then I'd have to since you look kind of tall…)
I think I'll personally have to beat the rightness of Riot's message into your hat…I mean head. This means war, my friend. Bloody, outrageous war.

^_^ Chu~! <3 <3 <3
*goes off to draw a suitable character for the fight*

Ah-ha! Not so innocent perhaps if she has to hide behind a mask! ;)
What're you hiding BK?

The truly good have nothing to fear because they are accountable, as are their fellows: known and numbered. We know who we can rely on because we know each other, but on your side even your closest ally might not be who you think they are. :(

Choose Zac; for your own safety. :)
…or else we'll crush you ^_^
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Ah, Iagojester! Join us!!!! Join us! All should join us for we are the good looking team! Everyone on Zac's team gets a $10,000 clothing allowance. That equals a cart load of custom pirate coats and feathery hats. ;)
…nope, I'm not tall, that camera was just a bit low lol!

Oh my dear Ozone! How easily you give up your liberties. But have you not heard? He who gives up liberty to purchase a little safety deserves neither liberty nor safety!

You speak of safety and accountability as you strip your fellow duckers bare*! You sing of security and allies but then leave them naked to the hoards of “LOL! A/S/L!?” and “ZOMG GURL! CYBER?!” Or even worse! The dreaded “I vote your comic 1 in retaliation!”

We on Riot's side are not so easily wooed! We understand how precious liberty is!

*And worse! You don't even leave them properly marinated! How can you leave ducks out of the fridge like that?! Chefs everywhere weep at the waste of good poultry. ;___;

But don't you see BK? There would be no hoards left because they'd be stripped nekkid too!
Sorry BK, you're deluded… Your way is the way of the OMGWTFLOLCYBR brigade… They hide within your ranks even now and you don't even realise it.

There's none quite as fooled as those who fool themselves. ;)

Zac's team offers you true security.
And stylish outfits.

we will eat your ducks raw!

Oh yee of so little faith! You think that just because you know their names they'll be good! But that didn't stop Rob Liefeld did it?!

Oh you reckless heathen fools! You'll catch salmonella! D:

ozoneocean
But don't you see BK? There would be no hoards left because they'd be stripped nekkid too!
Sorry BK, you're deluded… Your way is the way of the OMGWTFLOLCYBR brigade… They hide within your ranks even now and you don't even realise it.

There's none quite as fooled as those who fool themselves. ;)

Zac's team offers you true security.
And stylish outfits.

we will eat your ducks raw!

You know, Ozone…HITLER had stylish outfits too. Would you have joined HIM?

Yes, there are leeters and uber-dorks within the ranks of Team Riot, but that's the POINT. Just because you deem a type of person unworthy to exist doesn't make it true. If you want to pull on some nice jack-boots and goose-step up and down the forum, well…you go right ahead. But we'll be there to raise our voices against it. We'll be there to stand, steadfast, in your way and proudly exclaim, “We do not bend to tyranny!”

Don't ridicule Kitty because she stands up for those who cannot stand for themselves. You should praise her for having the courage to stand up for what she believes in. For fighting for the freedoms of those who do not have the courage to fight for themselves.

Sic Temper Tyrannus!

ozoneocean
That equals a cart load of custom pirate coats and feathery hats. ;)

Oh man, pirate coats…..

Riot's lucky I can't be bought, ‘cos that’d about do it. ;)

ozoneocean
Ah, Iagojester! Join us!!!! Join us! All should join us for we are the good looking team! Everyone on Zac's team gets a $10,000 clothing allowance. That equals a cart load of custom pirate coats and feathery hats. ;)
…nope, I'm not tall, that camera was just a bit low lol!

Oh-ho! You think you can tempt me with your evil bribes of piratical coats and feathers? … well… well you could if it weren't for the fact that I have an entire comic devoted to people who don't use their real names… and my entire purpose would be lost if I switched sides. So… I can't. Sorry.

Wait! I'm not sorry! I'm mad at you. Very mad. How dare you try to trick me! It should be you that comes to this side. You… you… yea, I don't have a good reason except I'm on this side and that's just gonna have to be good enough.

MrRiot
You know, Ozone…HITLER had stylish outfits too. Would you have joined HIM?

Yes, there are leeters and uber-dorks within the ranks of Team Riot, but that's the POINT. Just because you deem a type of person unworthy to exist doesn't make it true. If you want to pull on some nice jack-boots and goose-step up and down the forum, well…you go right ahead. But we'll be there to raise our voices against it. We'll be there to stand, steadfast, in your way and proudly exclaim, “We do not bend to tyranny!”

Don't ridicule Kitty because she stands up for those who cannot stand for themselves. You should praise her for having the courage to stand up for what she believes in. For fighting for the freedoms of those who do not have the courage to fight for themselves.

Sic Temper Tyrannus!

After reading this I feel like I need to write a war anthem…if only I wasn't so lazy or incompetent when it comes to music.

i will be with riot as well.
i'll be getting some sketchs up soon…and maybe updating my sig with goodness.

I'm with Riot. We have a right to our privacy. This website is available to those under 18! If you are under 18, your personal info should be KEPT personal.

Although I've shown some support for Riot's team recently, it's about time I should get out there and fight for our right to a creative alias!
Team Riot needs all the help they can get!

DOWN WITH THE REGISTRATION ACT!

Count me in, as soon as I get my Hero design ready. :)

Well bugger me… :(
Looks like I've been totally ineffective here.
Your souls are hopelessly lost. I tried my hardest, and that's the best a good man can do.

I suggest that you prepare yourselves for defeat.
I'll try and make the end as painless as possible.

nothing can stop Zac's team, not even food poisoning!

Well, generally dangling shiny baubles in front of militant opposition like you would a kitten will not sway them. There's no reason to prepare for a defeat when we can drink from the thirst quenching and so full of electrolytes fountains of victory! We stand together, we stand proud to fight for those freedoms which had been tirelessly strived for by our forecomers. Perhaps that's something you shall never understand.

Still, though we meet on the battlefield as enemies, we still need to maintain out dignity, out respect for humans and human life lest we turn into savages ourselves.


That's right! We'll pay proper respects to yous after we burry ya, ya cookie hatin' so-and-so!

Hero
Well, generally dangling shiny baubles in front of militant opposition like you would a kitten will not sway them. There's no reason to prepare for a defeat when we can drink from the thirst quenching and so full of electrolytes fountains of victory! We stand together, we stand proud to fight for those freedoms which had been tirelessly strived for by our forecomers. Perhaps that's something you shall never understand.

Dude, that's something NO ONE will ever understand!!!

I'M WITH RIOT!!!!!

Count me in; Mr Riot sir! *Salutes*

After all, if this went through I'd have to Give up Webcomicing…. forever!

Or at least until I'm 18.

I'm with riot on this one. it's the internet, come one! real names? psh.

Zac opresses freedom.Look at his poor,opressed beard.He doesn't let it achieve its dream of being a REAL beard.By Riot gives his beard Freedom.You like freedom,right? : D

JOIN THE RIOT RIOT

I'm with Riot!

Crus4d3r wishes to join MrRiots cause.

I'm 100% with Riot!

If I had to use my real name it would just be … dull. Using an alias lets people know more about your interests and personality than the actual one ever could. It makes Drunk Duck a vibrant interesting place rather than a corridor of names and so maintaining that creative freedom is something I would fight to the death for.

I'm with Riot! Cause I'm RoronoaZoro! And no one can change that!!!

Riot…Zac…Riot…Zac…Ozone…Zac…Riot…Pretty Women…Usernames….Freedom o_e


Brain…hurting..talking..like…..William…..Shatner.

Is conversion the answer o_e…not…must resist…must stay with Riot!!!

*gulps down some booze*

FIGHT FOR RIOT!!!!

We can't lose Glarg!

*provides more booze to my favorite alien*

My name is Machiavelli33. I bring fire, destruction and pie.

And I'm with Riot.

ozoneocean
Well bugger me… :(
Looks like I've been totally ineffective here.
Your souls are hopelessly lost. I tried my hardest, and that's the best a good man can do.

I suggest that you prepare yourselves for defeat.
I'll try and make the end as painless as possible.

nothing can stop Zac's team, not even food poisoning!

Well, apparently someone didn't read his Voltaire, did he? You are welcome in declaring who you are and not accepting those who don't. Why do you have to enforce it? Doesn't that give your lovely outfit fascist overtones?

you'll be amazed what food poisoning can do to giants- and Zac's a puny little thing…