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I despise april fools day
waff at 9:55AM, April 1, 2009
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people act like morons and then yell APRIL FOOLS! and think that they're witty and everythings okay.(grumble…mutter)

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 12:46PM, April 1, 2009
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Ummmm….yeah….
*tries to stand in front of today's Harkovast page to keep it from waff*
But come on! It was worth it for Obama's halo, surely?
(I was also very keen on Chen-Chen's like totally awesome way of talking)

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Niccea at 4:12PM, April 1, 2009
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My boyfriend tried to Rick-roll me. He screwed up royally. First he said. “I found a new Transformers 2 trailer. It is here!”

I went to youtube, and since the video was taking its sweet time to load, my eyes strayed around the page.

The first thing that something was amiss was that the video was posted in January. Knowing my boyfriend, I knew he would have seen anything that old by now. (Especially since the description said that this was from the Superbowl which I watched with him.)

The second sign was that the “trailer” had a one and a half star rating. I would expect a higher rating for Transformers.

Third sign was that my boyfriend said April Fools just before the video started playing.
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harkovast at 5:51PM, April 1, 2009
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What video was he trying to show you?
Because I've heard rumours about a few bad ones out there….

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Cthonic Cultist at 6:21AM, April 2, 2009
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harkovast
What video was he trying to show you?
Because I've heard rumours about a few bad ones out there….

You've never seen it? You know nothing of the internets, do you?

Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

What you do is you say you have a video of something awesome, then link them to this. Started on 4chan as far as I know.
Boring and talentless I am.. At least I am occasionally insightful, maybe?
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harkovast at 9:03AM, April 2, 2009
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Okay, a friend of mine watched that video of two girls and one cup, so I really dont want to make the same mistake!
I'm too fearful to click on that link!

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Cthonic Cultist at 3:05PM, April 2, 2009
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Okay, a friend of mine watched that video of two girls and one cup, so I really dont want to make the same mistake!
I'm too fearful to click on that link!

It is nowhere NEAR that bad. It;s just Rick Astley singing his most popular (now) song, and doing a little dance too.
Boring and talentless I am.. At least I am occasionally insightful, maybe?
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waff at 8:29AM, April 3, 2009
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If a april fools prank is prepared and done well it effectivley earns the laughs the prankster would have. But most pranks (especially in the webcomics community *glares at all the webcomic artists who made an april fools comic*) are simply thrown together on the spot, usually detailing something absurd or claiming the comic is ending, and don't even get started on what people will do in person. It makes it incredibley difficult to take anyone seriously on april 1st, wether they're truthful or not.(grumble,grumble…mutter)

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 9:21AM, April 3, 2009
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Awwww waff, come on! You didn't think my one was just a teeny bit funny?
It had Obama!
Also it was not thrown together on the spot! I spent some time and effort working out how I could get the maximum level of stupid all onto a single page.
And though it is not as elaborate as our usual pages, it still uses coloured pencil colouring which took Mrs Vast quite a while.
And it had Obama!
It was certainly not something we rushed out on the day or anything.

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waff at 10:49AM, April 3, 2009
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well…at least you didn't ‘kill off’ a character non-canonically or claim you were ending the comic.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Cthonic Cultist at 7:28PM, April 3, 2009
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well…at least you didn't ‘kill off’ a character non-canonically or claim you were ending the comic.
But that would be so creative!
Boring and talentless I am.. At least I am occasionally insightful, maybe?
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harkovast at 6:38AM, April 4, 2009
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Here is the April Fools page for 2009, along with everyones comments.


User: webcomics heh
Daaaaaaaaamn broseph. Kick it to the curb fo reals.
-Posted on Apr 06, 2009

User: legueu
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Ahahah! you should totally keep it.Really funny.
-Posted on Apr

User: chris_wastewater
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April fools jokes are great. Every year I forget and something gets me.
-Posted on Apr 03, 2009

User: armandoB
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-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: theorah
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LOL! Fantastic Obama drawing :P
-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: harkovast
I was planning to take this one down after just one day, but it has had such a positive reaction, I'll leave it up a little longer…
-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: fladam
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Oh my god and jesus H christ.
-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: confusedsoul
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-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: Exzachly
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ZOMG! It turned into Due East!
-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: Wordweaver_three
Ooh ooh! I was fooled! Completely fooled! I had no idea that it was an April Fools joke! Really.
Do I get my 10 harko-points? I got a lead to add to.
-Posted on Apr 02, 2009

User: harkovast
Everyone who read this and was not fooled gets 2 harko-points.
Everyone who got fooled and had the guts to admit it gets 10 harko-points!
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: BffSatan
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Lol. Brilliant page, didn't get me though =P
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Walrus
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Jesus!
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: BlkKnight
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So absurd and wrong that it's actually funny.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: machinehead
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I'm glad it's fake I was like WTF.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Negative Zero

BTW, greatest American president ever: Abraham Lincoln. Obama can be second.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Negative Zero
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I was like WTH until I read the Author Comment.

Using the Bible as part of a joke? Vulture dude will kill you. (Depending on if he's Christian or not. Seems to me like he is.)
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: amanda
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Jack Chick is one of the most deranged beings on the planet, in my opinion.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: the2ndredbaron
Wait, Jesus is a panda?
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: odysseus55
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Awesome this comic has it all - I love Saint Barack.
For a few moemnts I thought the Confiker worm had gotten you Hark.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: harkovast
I just noticed the colours were a bit washed out, so I fixed that.
The worst thing is, this was originally going to be WORSE but we toned it down.
You'll have to pq me if you want to hear about that….
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Hakoshen
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You sir, win the internet.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Anonymous 5
hey this is a great april fools joke barack greatest president ever lol
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: ghostrunner
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XDDDD
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Ochitsukanai
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Oh, man, panel five is the perfect Chick-style reaction. Immediate acceptance, no further explanation necessary. Spot-on.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Wordweaver_three
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Now wait a minute! Jack Chick is comedian, I mean, he can't possibly be that funny by accident, can he?
Barack gets a halo too? Awesome! Would have been funnier if he were a black panther though.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009

User: Blitzkrieg1701
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Wow. All it's missing is some Pirate vs Ninja debate :)
-Posted on Apr 01, 2009


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waff at 6:50AM, April 4, 2009
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well…at least you didn't ‘kill off’ a character non-canonically or claim you were ending the comic.
But that would be so creative!
*waff sputters and starts to say snatches of words but he can't reply in a coherent way, so he hit cthonic in the face with a glove*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 8:58AM, April 4, 2009
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I think “quin-tain is Jesus” is a pretty good twist.
M night Shalliya would be proud of me!

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waff at 10:32AM, April 4, 2009
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*unable to think of anything that he hasn't said before waff decides to hit harkovast in the face as well* *waff hits harkovast in the face with a glove*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 11:42AM, April 4, 2009
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Argh!
*falls to the ground and thrashes around*

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waff at 11:59AM, April 5, 2009
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*standing triumphantly other harkovast* take that you scoundrel.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 6:26AM, April 6, 2009
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I couldn't do an April Fools day joke. I'm not good at that. I didn't make an April Fools day comic because I didn't think of that idea. Sides. My comics are silly enough without a prank being pulled.
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Cthonic Cultist at 11:21AM, April 6, 2009
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waff
*standing triumphantly other harkovast* take that you scoundrel.

Oh HO! I direct you to http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=46979&cid=4184&comic_id=31674

We shall see who the victor is!

Nyahahahaha!
Boring and talentless I am.. At least I am occasionally insightful, maybe?
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Wordweaver_three at 10:20PM, April 6, 2009
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Never get into a duel with CC. He tends to cheat.
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waff at 6:02AM, April 7, 2009
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Never get into a duel with CC. He tends to cheat.
so do I.
-edit-
*sticks an explosive to the back of CC's head*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 11:40AM, April 3, 2010
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Here is the 2010 April Fools comic, followed by everyone's comments-


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User: Aurora Moon
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I agree, best April fool comic page ever.
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: Theskunktrainer
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-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: DragonDeadite
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LOL Happy April Fools, Hark!
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Hugo Maximo
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-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: El Cid
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Good gawd.

Would've been cooler if he'd pulled out a machine gun on ‘em! ;)

-Posted on Apr 01, 2010
User: Mr_Molotov
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If you actually end the comic here it will be the greatest in all webcomic history.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User:Randomdudeperson
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HAHA!!! Caught ME off guard! :p
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: theorah
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lol awesome april fools page! :D
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: ifelldownthestairs
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this is too sexy to be canon.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Air Raid Robertson
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This is the best April Fool’s page I've seen today.
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Zephyrion
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-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: skreem
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-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User:DarkChibiShadow
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Yay April First!
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: zaymac
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Best. Comic. Page. Ever. :D
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: I Am The 1337 Master
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terrible comic. you suck.

apr 1st 2010

but you already know that don't you.



-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: BlkKnight
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-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: gullas
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5
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Kroatz
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this would fit into the comic too…
It's not even out of character.
Lol
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Renard
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YES! Bloodshed!
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Darius Drake
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He's more furry than two of them, wouldn't he kill himself too?
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: Dark Pascual
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Non Sequitur
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010

User: b_templar428
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W.
T..
F?!!?!?

and that makes a sad kind of sense…
-Posted on Apr 01, 2010




And here are peoples comments after I revealed it was a joke-


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User: kyupol
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lol
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: Product Placement
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I'd also get confused if everything became brown.
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: b_templar428
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lol
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: Zephyrion
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-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: Janen
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-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: Dark Pascual
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I knew it…XD
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: ghostrunner
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lmao!
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: gullas
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hehe :Þ
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: BlkKnight
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Knowing what you did last year made me anticipate you doing something this year.
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010

User: skreem
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lol!
-Posted on Apr 02, 2010



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harkovast at 11:28AM, April 5, 2011
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And here is the forth wall breaking page for 2011.

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