I am cooler than anybody, I'm sure all my fans agree. I mean, I beat Knuckles blindfolded! I jumped higher than Tails can fly! I even-no, I better not mention that one. Anyway, if you see Knuckles tell him that I crapped on his Master Emerald.
If you don't answer me I will get Amy to sleep with you. Yes, you're shaking now aren't you? But you might be a perverted furry who would enjoy that so…yeah.

-Sonic the Hedgehog


Well, Sonic asked me to post this so I did! The other characters should want theirs up soon too…