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MAFIA XLVI: META-MAFIA
I Am The 1337 Master at 7:46AM, July 24, 2011
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…ah yes, mafia stuff…
pokketmonstahhuntah at 9:06AM, July 24, 2011
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Hello wonderfull people!
 
I'm on a holiday but I will log in once or twice a day from now on. I didn't have much access to internet at all, and I've only recently been able to log in to The Duck. (Just 2 days now, I guess?).
I don't have time enough to read all the campaigning, so no voting this time. Sorry…
I don't think PQ's are working. Otherwise I still haven't gotten my role. Is there another way to send them to everyone? E-mail for example? pokketmonstahhuntah (at) gmail (dot) com.
 
Murder y'all later!
Just remember I'm not out, just not having a lot of internet the coming week(s).
Man,
I would kill for some Okonomiyaki right now!
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Anthony Mercer at 1:39PM, July 24, 2011
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OK, I just got everyone's PQs. I'll update the votes then do the narration.
EDIT: Votes updated. Also, thanks to ninja, we now have a banner!
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Anthony Mercer at 1:57PM, July 24, 2011
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Day 1 Narration
The mafia players met up again in the front room of the house.
“It has become clear that we need a Mayor to lead us.” said I Am The 1337 Master.
“Oooh, you need a Pardoner, right? Pick me! Pick me! Umm… 1337 Master is the greatest!” said rokulily, enthusiastically.
“Hey, you'd support your flying green friend, right? I'd make a great Pardoner.” said TheFlyingGreenMonkey.
Just then, a loud woman pushed her way past roku and TFGM, announcing her presence with “Get lost! I, OnlyFoolsAndVikings, am the new Pardoner.”
“What?!” said rokulily and TheFlyingGreenMonkey simultaneously. “1337 Master, you're not going to let her do this, are you?”
I Am The 1337 Master said, "Hey, I can't do anything. She's the Pardoner.“
I Am The 1337 Master the Goddamn Batman is the new Mayor, and OnlyFoolsAndVikings is the Pardoner.
Day 1 has ended. Night 1 has begun. Please send in your night actions.
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Mettaur at 3:10PM, July 24, 2011
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I need my role again. Also, I think I'm dying down on this, too unreliable. Hopefully this game will be fun enough to bring back my love of the Mafia.
I don't even know what I'm doing, but it's fun. Kinda like any teenager at a party.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
I Am The 1337 Master at 3:29PM, July 24, 2011
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:)
that's right baby. I'm the goddamn 1337 master.

and yes i'm using the instalynch. picked the first name to come to mind. and the most suspicious…well…no…just first name. kinda sucks to be him…

and I'm a townie everyone. hopefully not the paranoid but…who knows? :)
rokulily at 4:32PM, July 24, 2011
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why am i scared? lo' this may have been a mistake.
 
ayesinback at 4:47PM, July 24, 2011
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what Roku said

oh  - if history serves,  oh my

However, our esteemed mayor Did Say “him”. 
It's not much to go on, but a NYC lawyer could make it stick.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:24PM, July 24, 2011
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roku…you voted for me. I am sensible at times.

and yes, it's a him that i decided to instalynch (if that's final that is…not sure yet…)

And I do plan on trying to be a good mayor. :|
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 11:14PM, July 24, 2011
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WHAT?


I've been away for like a couple of weeks?! Oh man.
 
 
WHY AM I PARDONER?
 
D: but I am sorry for my inactivness, this stupid website has been preventing me from replying or doing ANYTHING. And I so dearly wanted to give TFGM my mayor vote, but the website said no.
 
EDIT:
And I also claim this post as the 100th for this game with my almighty powers. OOOOO.
 
 
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Anthony Mercer at 3:21AM, July 25, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master wrote:
and I'm a townie everyone. hopefully not the paranoid but…who knows? :)
As it says in the rules, The Spotty Kid knows his/her identity.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
Anthony Mercer at 3:34AM, July 25, 2011
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Instalynch!
As everyone prepared to leave the front room, 1337 Master (who had left right after becoming Mayor to “take care of personal matters”) burst into the room, dragging with him a man with a bag over his head.
“I'm innocent! I'm innocent!” he screamed, struggling to take the bag off, as 1337 Master yelled “Shut up, criminal! No-one will want to execute you if they know who you are!”
The crowd began talking amongst themselves. “Who is that?” “Did he say we have to kill him?” “Is that Waff?”
1337 Master looked at the cowards with disgust. “I guess I'll have to do this myself.” He slit the throat of the prisoner, then took the bag off his head, revealing his identity.
Product Placement the Game Master, the Normal Kid, was instalynched.
Night 1 continues.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:08AM, July 25, 2011
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I would like to formally apologize to product placement.
Dear Product Placement,
I am sorry for instalynching you. Your death will have not been in vain though, for I will make sure a townie victory cometh. And when all are cheering for me, I will put aside their pride and ask them of remembrance of you, my fellow ducker. So farewell, Product, you will never be forgotten
-I am the 1337 Master, Mayor, Townie, The Goddamn Batman


(any other townie deaths will get a shittily drawn poster and an apology letter, so let's try to not die so that we  don't cause any more in justice because I suck and stuff)

THIS message was provided to you by Dixen Butts.
(I am Dixen Butts and I support this message.)
gullas at 9:20AM, July 25, 2011
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this, sadly does not suprise me….
ayesinback at 10:39AM, July 25, 2011
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let's see if this works






aaaand          it doesn't.  shock-a-roni
http://youtu.be/qC8klyyIFO4
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blindsk at 12:05PM, July 25, 2011
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Yeah, unfortunately I can't see the video, ayes.  Wonder if those are even enabled yet.
Anthony Mercer at 12:39PM, July 25, 2011
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Night 1 Narration!
As the night began, some unwitting fool took a drink from someone they didn't know. Luckily for them, their Bodyguards noticed, and promptly destroyed the tainted drink.
Meanwhile, someone stalked into the bedroom where Ochitsukanai was trying to get some rest from the party.
Ochi looked up and said, “Oh, it's just you. Is it just me, or is this room way too yellow?”
The hitman looked at her. “What are you willing to do?”
“Huh?”
“So the room is yellow. What are you going to do about it?”
“Um…”
“That's what I thought.” The mafioso took out a knife and stabbed Ochi in the head.
Ochitsukanai the Trend Setter, the Normal Kid, didn't make it through the party.
Night 1 has ended. Day 2 has begun. Send in your lynch votes!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:18PM, July 25, 2011
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I'm thinking that the killer's one of ochi's friends on the site because of how it says that she knew the murderer.
also the obvious two clues:
yellow
and bedroom

…mean something. but I have no clue.

I am going to vote gullas for the lynch because I'm going off of first name to come to my mind and do not have enough evidence to do anything else.
ayesinback at 1:25PM, July 25, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master wrote:
I'm thinking that the killer's one of ochi's friends on the site because of how it says that she knew the murderer.
also the obvious two clues:
yellow
and bedroom
 

interesting.
I thought the clues might be:
  
stalked
and “willing to do” / “do about it”    (kind of a repetitive thing on doing
but I got nothing
and why gullas?   is this a dice thing?
Also:  it appears that I had received a PQ but my “Personal Quacks” indicator never changed from (0).  just saying – people might have PQs that they don't know about
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:58PM, July 25, 2011
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you're right about he pq's, ayes. had three giving me my body guards but didn't know they were there. (whoops)

and gullas was not one of them so I can depend on that he's at the very least not a “townie”. he might still be pro town and I have no clue if he's gulty of anything being how yes, I picked him randomly.

and you might have something else there… because I'm no clue solver. was lucky the time i got my title - guessed who was mafia correctly.
OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 2:42PM, July 25, 2011
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What a snazy hobo beard he developed!
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
I Am The 1337 Master at 2:47PM, July 25, 2011
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yeah the beard might have been a  bit overkill…but also I suck so…

and, my fellow townspeople, I will not be here all day tomorrow. so if you should choose gullas to be innocent, lynch another and I will be proud of what you have done.

(wow im milking this)
Ochitsukanai at 4:42PM, July 25, 2011
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Ehehe. Should have pretended to be inactive from the start.
Oh well, this forum was far too yellow anyway!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 6:02PM, July 25, 2011
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I just realised someone tried to kill me last night with poision. I think….
 
 
…Unless someone else out there is an “unwitting fool”.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
Niccea at 7:16PM, July 25, 2011
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Hey guys. I want to make a new cover for the new comic. The original cover was this image:

So I was thinking about doing something similar. Is there any other board game that remindes you of mafia (or visa versa)?
Product Placement at 7:18PM, July 25, 2011
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Oh you…
 
1337, you're not forgiven for I have the perfect revenge plan.
 
Prepare to feel super duber bad now.
 
See this post?
Product Placement wrote:
Are PQ's working?
 
Edit: Nope. PQ's are not working. I repeat; PQ's are not working!
Yeah, that very post?
 
That was me, trying to vote for you.
 
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
rokulily at 7:32PM, July 25, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master wrote:
you're right about he pq's, ayes. had three giving me my body guards but didn't know they were there. (whoops)

and gullas was not one of them so I can depend on that he's at the very least not a “townie”. he might still be pro town and I have no clue if he's gulty of anything being how yes, I picked him randomly.

and you might have something else there… because I'm no clue solver. was lucky the time i got my title - guessed who was mafia correctly.
okay so ASSUMING you're actually a townie, then productplacement and ochi plus the 2 other bodyguards fill in all the normal kid roles. like you sorta said. if yellow was a clue then i'd say jninja due to the background in his avi being the same as the forums. blindsk looks like they're stalking somebody in their avi if stalking was the clue. but anyways its hard to look for clues when all the links are broken. this would help if all our best clue solvers weren't already dead.



and niccea. clue. it was l33t in the billard room with the candle stick. case closed.
 
Anthony Mercer at 3:34AM, July 26, 2011
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rokulily wrote:
okay so ASSUMING you're actually a townie, then productplacement and ochi plus the 2 other bodyguards fill in all the normal kid roles.
Just to be clear, the 5 in the first post means there are 5 living Normal Kids - there were 7 when the game started, but 2 have died.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
rokulily at 6:02AM, July 26, 2011
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Anthony Mercer wrote:
rokulily wrote:
 okay so ASSUMING you're actually a townie, then productplacement and ochi plus the 2 other bodyguards fill in all the normal kid roles.
Just to be clear, the 5 in the first post means there are 5 living Normal Kids - there were 7 when the game started, but 2 have died. 

i see. well then i definitly don't wanna throw guesses around because now the ratio to lynch a townie is higher. anybody else for clues?
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also can we joke lynch wowio as well?
 
Anthony Mercer at 6:24AM, July 26, 2011
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rokulily wrote:
also can we joke lynch wowio as well?
I don't see why not!
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