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And then... The Rhino was BACK.
Kroatz at 1:25PM, Feb. 19, 2012
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He is BACK with a vengeance!
 
I know you all don't believe me, but he will eat our children.
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ayesinback at 1:25PM, Feb. 21, 2012
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Feed him peaches!!  It worked for James.
 
-scratch that-
 
Ride away on a giant peach!!  It worked for James.
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Kroatz at 11:39AM, Feb. 22, 2012
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But HE WILL EAT OUR CHILDREN.
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Chernobog at 2:51PM, Feb. 22, 2012
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Don't worry, I've been in this situation before and I have a rhino-proof strategy.
 
All we have to do is eat our own children first. I know, this plan is fiendishly clever in its intricities.
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
Kroatz at 4:55AM, Feb. 23, 2012
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That.
 
Is.
 
Brilliant!
 
Chernobog WILL EAT OUR CHILDREN!
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Chernobog at 1:56PM, Feb. 23, 2012
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I'm glad you agree with my Modest Proposal.
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
rokulily at 10:46AM, Feb. 25, 2012
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Like wouldn’t it be cool if it was like proposition ninety-seven: Should we continue to not eat babies. Right there you’d be like, “Hell yeah, I don’t wanna eat babies, you know, I don’t have time, they’re not delicious, and it would be eating babies and that’s weird to me,” so there’s three reasons that I come up with to voting no. But the way they phrase those things when you get to the voting booth, you don’t know which way you’re voting, cause it’s like, “Should we not eat unbabies not on this not day” and you’re just sitting there like “Fuck! I don’t wanna eat babies! You know?! I don’t have time, they’re not delicious, remember my reasons, I had like three.” So you vote no on it and then it’s on the news the next day, “Well, 74% of Americans have decided it’s time to eat babies.”
                                                                                  -kyle cease
 
Kroatz at 2:15PM, Feb. 25, 2012
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Well, I do not think that we shouldn't eat babies. I mean, if we don't…
 
The Rhino will come BACK.
 
I guess it;s time to eat babies.
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rokulily at 2:34PM, Feb. 25, 2012
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and 74% of americans agree with you. have at it chernobog!
 
ayesinback at 2:36PM, Feb. 25, 2012
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So that's how it is.
 
 
Well.  there's nothing for it.  74% you say?  
 
Gotta buy some stock in the ketchup companies.  
Nuthin' makes those non-delicious babies taste better than that tangy tomato/vinegar/spice concoction.
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Chernobog at 12:24AM, Feb. 28, 2012
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rokulily wrote:
and 74% of americans agree with you. have at it chernobog!
Don't mind if I do! Ah, but I need a little musical accompaniment. This is going to be an all night buffet, after all.
  
http://youtu.be/y1XfGTO2vh8
 
Much better.
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
bravo1102 at 12:24AM, March 1, 2012
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ayesinback wrote:
 
Gotta buy some stock in the ketchup companies.  
Better make that barbecue sauce companies.  Baby back ribs need barbecue sauce.  And the rest becomes what South'ners call Bar-Be-Q and North'ners call “pulled two legged pork” 
The other, other white meat.
 
And a little buffalo BBQ sauce? Those little arms and legs are right tasty and you'd never think you weren't eatin' chicken. 
Kroatz at 11:35AM, March 2, 2012
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Baby, the most versatile meat…

It goes great with everything..!
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Product Placement at 6:43PM, April 10, 2012
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9eK6uFmsk
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