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MAFIA XLIX: Sign ups
jninjashadow at 3:34PM, May 27, 2013
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Greetings all, this is the sign up for MAFIA XLIX: LETS HAVE A GOOD, CLEAN, MAFIA


So, we need players, folks! Come on and sign up! New players, old players, your grandma! I ordered the body bags in bulk so we need people to fill them! Come on in and sign up!
Boring Rule Stuff:

Roles: All the classics
ELECTED ROLES
Mayor: The big cheese himself
-Insta
lynch: Celebrate like a tyrant! Upon winning the election, the mayor
has one hour to make an insta lynch. One person is automatically killed.
If its unused, its gone.
-Double Votes: I'm da biggest! Mayor's votes for lynching counts for double.
-Body Guards: Meat sheilds! The Mayor has two (or one if insufficient numbers) body guards. He can't be attacked at
night while they are alive.
The Pardonner: The runner up of the mayoral election. They still get some powers.
-STOP
RIGHT THERE: We can't afford graves! The Pardonner has the ability to
stop any two lynches in the game. Note that does not include the insta
lynch or his own lynching
-Body Guards: See mayor
TOWNIES
Townstonian
(the left overs): You do nothing but vote AND die. If you are lucky,
you will get elected. Only Townies may be upgraded to Bodyguards.
Bodyguard:(1-2)
Two random Townstonians will be upgraded to Bodyguards after the
election. While they live, the electees can't be attacked. Only the
mayor is told their identity
The Veteren: (1) Tough as nails!
-That all you got?: He got it worse in… which ever war he was in. The Veteren needs to be attacked twice to die.
Medics: (2) The doc, the bone saw, the healer man. Also, usually the mobs #1 target.
-House
Call: The Doctor is IN. During the nigth phase, the doctor can watch
over another player stoping the first attempt to kill that player for
the night. He will also defuse any bombs on the player. Neither leaves a
clue, but will be narrated
-Rival Practices: You call THAT
doctoring?! Due to the fiercely competetive medical feild, doctors will
NOT House call one another.
Detective: (1) the
gumshoe, he watches over the town like a hawk. He may only do one power
per combined day/ night phase (ie if he does something day/ night 1, he
cant do another until day 2)
-Background check: Leafing through files and stalking the perps. The Detective can look up a players role
-That doesn't add up: Once per game, the detective can see how many criminals voted for whom
-DID YA DO IT?!: The detective may ask the DM a yes or no question about a murder.
Vigilante: (1) THE GOD DAMNED BATMAN.
-JUSTICE: Once per NIGHT phase, a vigilante can kill another player. This leaves a hint.
Old Man Jenkins: (1) As crazy as he is insane.
-Paranoia:
Old Man Jenkins has booby trapped his home. First VISITOR (psycho,
detective, mafia, vigilanties OR medics) every night will be killed.
Thisdoes not leaves a hint behind. Old Man Jenkins will NOT know of
their identity (the GM will only tell them they are townstonians)
THE MAFIA
The Don: (1) The big boss, the made man, da boss, see?
-Behind
the curtain: All attacks on the boss will fail (but the attempt will be
narrated) while he still has goons to watch his back. He will appear as
a Townstonian to the detective.
-Dirty work: The boss can kill other
players at night, but doing so will leave a clue AND cancel BEHIND THE
CURTAIN until the next night.
-Horse Head: Offer he can't refuse.
Once per game, durring the NIGHT phase, the don can nominate another
player. The following DAY phase, the named player finds a horses head in
their bed, and thus cannot vote in that days lych vote. This won't
leave a clue or deactivate BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
-Kiss the ring: Making
a made man. The don may, once per game invite a player to join the
mafia. They retain their role, and gain the ability to kill if they
didn't already have it, but now count as a mafia member, and therefore
need to be killed for Townie victory. The player is allowed to refuse.
Goon(1-2): The mafia grunts. They do the dirty work.
-Wack ‘Em!: Make ’em sleep with the fishes! Once a night, the Goons can kill another player each. Leaves a clue.
Arsonist(1): He likes to watch the world burn.
-Planted:
Tick tick. Once a NIGHT phase, the arsonist can plant a bomb on another
player (up to two bombs active at once). This doesn't get narrated.
-The
button: BOOM! The Arsonist may detonate any number of bombs he has
active durring the night phase. He may not detonate a bomb he just
planted though. The bombings leave a clue.

UNAFILIATED
Psycho(1): “Oh sure, you kill a guy and wear his skin one time and they all declare you this and that!”
-STABBY STABBY: once a night he may kill another player, leaves a hint.
WIN CONDITIONS:
-Mafia outnumbers the town, and the vigilante is dead.
-Serial Murderer stabbed everyone.
-Mob/ Serial Murderer are dead
-three way tie: Rare, but it has happenned. all factions die. In this case, no winners, just laughs.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
jninjashadow at 3:35PM, May 27, 2013
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PLAYER LIST:
1. TheFlyingGreenMonkey
2. BffSatan
3. ayesinback
4. same
5. Rokulily
6. Niccea
7. gullas
8. Product Placement
9. Call Me Tom
10. Kroatz
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:33PM, May 27, 2013
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I'm in.

jninjashadow at 11:47PM, May 27, 2013
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As I may need to use this quite soon, can someone tell me if they can get the DD forums to edit/ add a link without the DD forums corrupting the adress for said link? Cause I cannot.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
BffSatan at 3:11AM, May 28, 2013
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I'm in.
Hmmm, let's see
BffSatan at 3:12AM, May 28, 2013
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BffSatan wrote:
I'm in.
Hmmm, let's see
NOPE! My links are fucked up too.
Nice one wowio.
ayesinback at 5:19AM, May 28, 2013
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I'll give this clean game a try.

re links, you have to select that html button and add www.drunkduck.com back into the url. Current coding strips it out.
then remember to select “update” when you're leaving html, and submit when you're back on the thread to post it.

so: http://www.drunkduck.com/user/ayesinback

(also- I accidentally capped User – that has to be lowercased)
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Niccea at 5:21AM, May 28, 2013
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To make a link delete the http:// in front
BffSatan at 6:15AM, May 28, 2013
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I like how simple and intuitive that process is.
same at 1:09PM, May 28, 2013
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In.
…Thanks WOWIO for the simple image button…
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jninjashadow at 1:35PM, May 28, 2013
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HAHAHA needlessly complecated forums!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
Product Placement at 4:27PM, May 28, 2013
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jninjashadow wrote:
HAHAHA needlessly complecated forums!


Whatever. I've complained about that damn thing so much that even I've grown bored of my own complaints. There's a two year old, 30 page bug report thread still stickied to the general discussion and Wowio can't even bother fixing the simple CSS issues (clearer font, better line spacing, etc).

So you know what? I'm just not gonna care anymore. In many ways, this forum is dead and it sucks how many good comic artists the site lost, due to sheer and utter incompetence. Oh, the name wasn't good enough to sell advertisement space? Well, let's see how good it is when no one frigging bothers to come here?

Ugh… again, whatever. I'll keep playing mafia, with you guys but I've otherwise lost all hope for this site. Wowio doesn't care about it and I'm not expecting them to fix this mess, anytime soon. They have no idea how to run this place.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
rokulily at 5:06PM, May 28, 2013
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and i will join
Niccea at 6:44PM, May 28, 2013
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Meh…i am in
gullas at 11:33AM, May 29, 2013
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@pp, you sure know how to kill the party…


oh I'm in…
Call Me Tom at 1:52PM, May 29, 2013
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I'm in.
I'm sorry for any offence I cause.
Product Placement at 4:34PM, May 29, 2013
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gullas wrote:
@pp, you sure know how to kill the party…
What can I say? I really dislike the state of the forum. And it isn't like I'm not being constantly reminded of it, every bloody time I write a post or see someone having difficulties doing things that should be a fairly easy and standard thing to do.

Oh, and I did say I was in, even if it was in a rather passive agressive tone.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
same at 6:57PM, May 29, 2013
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Product Placement wrote:
gullas wrote:
@pp, you sure know how to kill the party…
What can I say? I really dislike the state of the forum. And it isn't like I'm not being constantly reminded of it, every bloody time I write a post or see someone having difficulties doing things that should be a fairly easy and standard thing to do.

Oh, and I did say I was in, even if it was in a rather passive agressive tone.
If you wish to know hatred in it's purest form try using it on a mobile browser. Still. Its great to see despite the problems you're still a committed mafia player. The same goes for the rest of you who regularly play. I don't think I'd have as many online friends without this game and as sad as it sounds I'm thankful for it. So despite the problems I say game on.
Product Placement at 12:49AM, May 30, 2013
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same wrote:
If you wish to know hatred in it's purest form try using it on a mobile browser.
Already tried it with an iPad; you can't use the HTML button. Major bummer

Picking this avatar was a good choice for my last few posts.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
Kroatz at 1:00AM, May 30, 2013
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Im in.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
same at 1:43PM, May 30, 2013
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Kroatz wrote:
Im in.
He's back!
Kroatz at 2:21PM, May 30, 2013
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A-Yup. I'ma back!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
same at 4:16PM, May 30, 2013
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Kroatz wrote:
A-Yup. I'ma back!
ayesinback at 5:14PM, May 30, 2013
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A four eye-browed man – the prototypical rival?
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
same at 7:53PM, May 30, 2013
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ayesinback wrote:
A four eye-browed man – the prototypical rival?
Its an “Im alright with this” reaction. I didn't even notice his eyebrows have a massive gap… well spotted.
jninjashadow at 6:11PM, June 1, 2013
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Right, well as I will be unavailable next weekend, we will be begining next Monday (the 10th) at 10pm EST. Gives us just over a week to bring in any new players to shore up the numbers.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
jninjashadow at 12:21PM, June 10, 2013
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six and a half hours before we start. if anyone wants to drag some other players in, PLEASE do.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
Kroatz at 1:18PM, June 10, 2013
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I guess we start…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
jninjashadow at 6:32PM, June 10, 2013
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Kroatz wrote:
I guess we start…
I guess so. Making the game-thread now. Here's to the shrtest game ever…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!

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