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QUACKCASTS - need your contribution! Subject: INTERVIEW your comic character!!
ozoneocean at 9:45AM, July 1, 2013
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For our Quackcast we would love YOU to post interviews of your characters! or you could even send in an audio file of that to ozoneocean at yahoo dot com.
No  deadline, this is ONgoing! ^_^
 

We did this for Quackcast 133: http://www.drunkduck.com/quackcast/episode-133-an-interview-with-everyone
And Quackcast 134: http://www.drunkduck.com/quackcast/episode-134-an-interview-with-everyone
But we want to do more!
  
OK, I will post some interview questions here, all you have to do is post answers to them in the personality of your own comic character. Oh, and tell us what voice you'd like us to read it in too please!
-you do not have to answer all of these. You can only do 1 or 2 if that's what you prefer or even make up your OWN questions!
 
Questions:
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature?
 
2. What do you do for a living?
 
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that?
 
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit?
 
5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?
 
6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it?
 
7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?
 
8. Porn is great- yes or no?
 
9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap?
 
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?
 
11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely?
 
12. What's with your hair?
 
13. Tattoos: yes or no?
 
14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?
 
15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account?
 
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why?
 
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
 
18. What is your biggest weakness?
 
19. How many fingers am I holding up?
 
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
 
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bravo1102 at 11:52PM, July 4, 2013
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Okay I'll bite.  This is Wes Norwood, the second officer of the ship featured in Interstellar Blood Beasts.  I went with the questions given and imagined Ozone sitting there asking him in that wonderous Aussie accent probably wearing a silly hat.
Questions: 
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognizable
feature? 
 
Norwood, Wesley K. Lieutenant Commander USN.  I have red hair and deep tan and look like
that Race guy from Johnny Quest but with red hair
  
2. What do you do for a living? 
 
I’m the second officer and chief of security on Deep Space
Survey Vessel.-5.
  
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't
believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something.
Why does he hate you like that? 
 
I am a real
dick.  I know who are talking about and
I’ll break his teeth in later.
  
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's
weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
 
It’s US Navy
Issue.  Uncle Sam dresses those of us in
the military funny.  It’ goes with the
job title Sailor, Soldier, airman, Marine. 
See the pretty SEAL patch with the trident and stuff? It’s my favorite.
  
5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal
one? 
 
My sister.  She was a smoke jumper but she calmed down
after she got married and had three kids. 
Now she’s just a volunteer fire fighter.
  
6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
 
That was question
number 2.  As for liking it?  I’m a Navy SEAL.  I LOVE THIS!
  
7. Who is your crush? I know you have one. Who is it?
WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
 
Crush?  I’m not in High
School.  I was engaged once and have
hopes we’ll get back together but in the meantime I’m not going to remain
celibate.
  
8. Porn is great- yes or no?
 
When there’s nothing else on, sure.  But I take a do it yourself approach.  I’d rather be out doing someone than watching
someone else do what I could be doing.  
  
9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how
would you smell? With your nose or like crap? 
 
I’d be a Seal and
do tricks for snacks as opposed to being a Navy SEAL and killing people for fun
and a pay check.
  
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your
preference for winter wear? 
 
Short
jackets.  I value maneuverability.
  
11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand
dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
 
When my brother
in law returns the twelve grand I lent him three years ago.
  
12. What's with your hair? 
 
First you ask for
money and then you bitch about my hair? 
You like having teeth?  I could
tear them out of your face, but it’ll hurt a lot.
  
13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
 
Yes, gives me
something to read when I’m really, really bored.
  
14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear
with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
 
Hell no.  I would return fire and it’d be dead before it
got anywhere near me.
  
15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's
maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And
would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
 
Blood red and
you’ll see a lot of yours spilled if you did empty my bank account.  Let’s see this is 2013?  I haven’t been born yet.  My mother’ kept her name and gave it to me
and my first pet was Chuck Norris the snake.
  
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
 
Yes, because they
are shadows of beings on dimensions different from ours.  They look like ghosts to us, but are pretty
real on their plane.  Or at least that’s
what the scientists say these days.
  
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
 
As far away from
you as possible, say in a nice little house with a wife.
  
18. What is your biggest weakness? 
 
Answering stupid
questions and then wanting to blow things up rather than discussing the problem
like an adult.
  
19. How many fingers am I holding up?
 
Eleven 
  
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make
you feel?
 
Like that you’re an idiot for thinking I
would work for you but I like the hat.
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usedbooks at 3:39PM, July 5, 2013
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Kaida (first syllable rimes with “die”) is from Used Books. She's an adult woman, nothing special about her voice, just kinda cynical and more monotone.
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature?
Kaida, 35. I try not to be recognizable. 
2. What do you do for a living?
I run a respectable bookshop beside the park.
 
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I
don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or
something. Why does he hate you like that?
He probably has a grudge. Most seem to. I'm inexplicably hateable.
 
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit?
I wear whatever looks the least conspicuous and lets me conceal the most handguns.
 
5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?
I like to think I am. My brother thinks he's a thief but never manages to steal anything. My sister is a lawyer with her own house and a nice car. That's just weird. I'm divorced, but the ex is the antithesis of normal.
 
7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?

I'll crush anyone I feel like. Seriously, do I look like I'm 12? Anyway, all the men I know are psychos. I'm not exaggerating. I'm pretty sure it's on their arrest records.
 
8. Porn is great- yes or no?
Depends. How much are you paying?
 
11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely?
Yeah, sure. Just don't tell me what it's for, and I won't tell you where I got it.

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?
Wait. Are they in the water, or does the shark have, like, a reverse scuba suit or something? If they are in the water, wouldn't a polar bear be better? Actually, a polar bear is better regardless of the circumstances. Is the laser, like, always on or is the shark-bear able to activate it, and if so, does it have any concept of its use? Is it a green laser or a red laser, like the five dollar ones you buy to play with cats? Are cats chasing it? I guess I'd be too busy pondering this scene to react, so I'd be mauled – or zap-bitten, or whatever.
15. What is your fave colour, date of birth,
mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school
you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your
bank account?
I don't use banks.
 
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why?
I don't think so. If ghosts were real, I'd be tormented mercilessly, and my bedroom walls would weep blood.
 
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Realistically, probably dead. But in the meantime, I'd love to rise in your company and live long enough to embezzle richly and screw everyone over.
 
18. What is your biggest weakness?
Cupcakes?
 
19. How many fingers am I holding up?
That gesture was uncalled for.
 
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?

I'll be back Monday with my rifle to renegotiate.
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Gunwallace at 6:01PM, July 5, 2013
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1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature?
  My name is Thief. It's an ancient and noble name in Halfling culture.  I'm fifty-three, so still a youngster, really.  Um … my most recognizable feature is my … um … it's my hat. yeah, my hat.  I always wear a hat. It's definitely not that I'm short … because I'm not.
2. What do you do for a living?
  I relieve people of unwanted items of nominal value from their pockets and purses.  But I don't thieve if that's what you're asking.
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that?
  Who was it? Was it the Cleric? ‘Cause I’ll make dagger-sized holes in his back if it was.
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit?
  You can talk. You have the fashion sense of a concussed weasel. Whereas I'm rather stylish, if the truth be told.
5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?
  I'd rather not … for liability reasons.
6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it?
  Didn't you ask this already? Are you a bit simple or something?
7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?
  Well, at least that answers my question … you are a bit simple.  I did have a bit of a thing with the Barbarian for a while … you know, after she became a female halfling, not when he was a dog, or when he/she was a human. But now I'm a swinging, carefree bachelor.
8. Porn is great- yes or no?
  My collection certainly is … and keep your grubby paws off.
9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap?
  Right now I'd like to be a bear so I could tear you limb from limb.  And I smell better than you, that's for sure.
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?
 Whatever I can, um … borrow at the time.
11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely?
  Of course. I charge compound interest calculated hourly, and I always collect. Always.
12. What's with your hair?
  My hat is with my hair.
13. Tattoos: yes or no?
  I don't like easily identifiable marks on me.
14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?
  What's a laser? Is it some kind of sandwich?  Speaking of food, so you have any more of these salted nuts around the place? I'm a bit peckish.  Oh, and I'd let my companions kill it and then take the laser.
15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account?
  Why don't you tell me your answers to all those questions first? I fairly sure if I use that information along with your wallet contents I'll be able to prove your theory. Hmm, You only need to get two more cups of coffee from Joe's Java Hut to get one free. And did you realize this condom expired eight years ago?
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why?
  Yes, of course. Because I've seen them and fought against them.  I think I even dated one for a while.
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
  On a pile of gold surrounded by servants bringing me food.
18. What is your biggest weakness?
  My inability to put up with idiots asking stupid questions without resorting to violence.
19. How many fingers am I holding up?
  How many do you want to have left by the time we're finished?
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
 Not half as sorry as you are going to feel.
David ‘Gunwallace’ Tulloch, www.virtuallycomics.com
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VinoMas at 6:11PM, July 5, 2013
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PRINCESS JANUARY from YOUR CHOICE…by VinoMas (Travis Michael Moore)
What voice does she use:  She is over the top crazy so she changes her voice.  Sometimes baby talk and sometimes japanime cartoon and sometimes southern belle.  Have fun with it.  It doesn't matter.
Questions: 1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature? 
I am Princess January, princess of the universe of Daweirdhaddy, the only other dimension, other than Earth, that i know of, that is controlled completely by American media and pop culture…that I know of.  I am not really able to tell you my age, because I was just recently “turned” into an undead/un-alive being that some people would call a Vampire, but I'm not really comfortable with that term because it's very emotional for me…because I didn't choose to be one.  I was “vamped”. :(  So, I think I'm in my 20s.  Yeah.  I think…My most recognizeable feature is that I'm always dressed in Disney Princess outfits.  Although I'll be dressed in the Evil Queen from Snow White in a future episode!!!  Am I able to plug my comic here?  Yes, no?  Maybe, so?  Lol (snort).  Sorry.
  2. What do you do for a living? 
A lot.  I have to rule the kingdom pretty much by myself.  That means getting my ownself up.  Calling people to come get me dressed and ready for the day.  Having my servant BeauJangles (who passed away in Episode 9) (sniff…I killed him…but still), anyway, he used to get my mail.  Umm, I run a sex slave operation so that takes up a TON of my time.  Like you have to keep everyone happy, but also beat them mercifullessly, or however you say that word (I'm not really good with words).  Sorry, I'm kind of shy and quiet I guess so I get kinda confused when a bunch of words come all over my brain.  Anyway, I'm just always busy.  My dahaddy Daddy Haddy is always mad at me because I need him.  But I'm like, you're the freakin' King!  Like, it's your job to LEAD and leading means getting me what I WANT, right?
  3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that? 
Oh, everyone hates me!  Lol (snort).  Hehe sorry.  It's kind of a PRINCESS thing.  Like no one really wants to respect royalty because then that means they are being brainwashed by whatever we say.  And they wanna stay down and out and kinda like “woe is me, I'm poor, I'm not royalty, I just sit and watch them on TV…blah blah blah”.  So it's normal for people to want to kill me or dick me or whatever.  PLUS, since I do run a sex slave shop and I just stole a five-year-old from his dad, who I'm holding captive, I'm kind of like, yeah, I'm a bitch.  I mean I don't want anyone saying that to my face, or I'll freakin' chop their head off, but I'm definitely used to it.  Oh, and I blackmail a lot…and something else but I can't remember it right now.  It will come back to me I'm sure. Hehe. 
  4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
It's not weird.  My dahaddy Daddy Haddy always called me princess, even when we were just actors in Les Miserables, and not even royalty.  So I loved big fancy princess dresses.  And since I'm so pretty, it just fits well with me.  I'm like a pink-colored Asian 1970's Cher in a Snow White costume.  It's perfect.  Oh, and a shout out to a gal from Las Vegas, USA whom is making all my dresses.  Her name is Cake Like Lady Gaga and I'm blackmailing her.  :D  I'm worried that now that I'm a Vampire I need to start dressing more evil…but then I think, I've always been evil, and I dressed like a princess.  I mean a shout out to the evil princesses out there.  Whomp! Whomp! (hands in the air-er)!  5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
No comment.
  6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
Himm…I'm a princess of a media pop culture world that owns my own sex slave shop.  Do you really need to ask if I like it?  Would you like it?  That's just common sense.  Hmm, I'm rich and I get to watch hot guys going at it with poor unfortunate souls…what's not to like?!?!
  7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
OMG, this is the question that is always asked of me!  Winter, Onyx, Winter, Onyx?  Which one do I love?  How do I know them?  Who has the biggest….(wicked smile).  Let's just say…I don't know that I ever really loved either of them.  They were my property…I stole them!  It's not like they are going to bite the hand that feeds them…but on the other hand, I never had their baby.  Plus, one of them hurt me for life.  I don't think I can ever forgive him for what he did to me.  8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
Honey, you are speaking to the WOMAN WHO MAKES THE PORN ALL YOU GUYS GO AT IT WITH?!?!  If I didn't like it, I probably wouldn't be running it.
  9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap? 
I am an aminal, I guess, now.  Since I'm of the bat family as a Vampire.  I actually smell with my nose and mouth, now.  It's kind of cool, but you automatically throw up if you smell something bad.  Garlic…not as bad as they say, but certainly not something I wanna be around.  I'll lose my lunch.  Type A, Baby!  10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear? 
I have a beautiful long pink stole from Belle in Beauty and the Beast, when she was outside in the snow.  Cake Like Lady Gaga made that for me.  And I have the coat that Cruella DeVille wore in 101 Dalmations.  Black and white fur.  Too bad she never got Dalmation coats made. :(  I need to have Cake make me some outfits from the Glenn Close movie.  That's evil and still Disney! :D  11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
No, I'd lure you into my playroom with coffee or Kool-Aid and then I'd blindfold you so that you thought we were going to have a steamy night of sex, and then I'd tie you up and send you to the factory where you'd start working out and getting all hot looking so that you can be my SEX slave! and since I have this moment to talk, especially in the context of the Paula Deen situation, I just want to say, I believe that slavery in America was totally wrong, and I'm disgusted by it.  I have no issue with any race.  I am PINK and am no better than any other race in any dimension.  I just really love making all types of people suffer and when I see cute people who are horny, I want to take full advantage of the situation!  I mean, who wouldn't?!
  12. What's with your hair? 
CHER and CHER alike hunties! LOL (snort).  Sorry. hehe.
  13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
I have one, but it's never been shown in YOUR CHOICE…yet. EXCLUSIVE fans of YOUR CHOICE, go to YOUR CHOICE…group on Facebook and vote for what my tattoo is of.  Then when it is shown, it will be your choice! :D
  14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
Have you seen Episode 9 of YOUR CHOICE…?  Running and Hiding is kind of the opposite thing a woman with a sword would do.  Kodiak and Sharky Shark might wanna stay away from Princess January…unless of course they want to get into the glamorous world of SEX! :D
  15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
Purple.  YOUR CHOICE…premiered on February 10, 2013 in the Facebook group YOUR CHOICE…by Travis Michael Moore…and you!  My mother hasn't been decided by the fans yet.  So things are a little foggy.  Remember, the whole Vampire thing kind of screwed with my memory a bit.  My first pet was Snakey Rattle Tat.  He was a sweetie.  He died. :(  Not…quite…sure…how… but anyway, (coug), he was a sweetie.  I went to the school of Beverly Hills 90210.   What bank account?  Princesses don't have bank account.  We shit dollars! LOL.  Can I say that?  Just change it to poop…or just leave it out.  Yeah.  Too much.
  16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
Well I believe in Vampires.  I didn't use to until someone “vamped” me and ruined my LIFE OF EVER HAVING MY OWN CHILDREN TO TERRORIZE!!!  I guess we can't have EVERYTHING we want.  I'm learning that.
  17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
A stuffed doll of me.  A Barbie of me.  Working on a movie.  YOUR CHOICE…being sold out in stores.  Umm, sex slavery legal.  People don't realize that it works, when it's classy.  And I always keep everything classy.  I mean they hate me, but they kind of love me too.  I'm a loveable bitch! LOL hehe (snort).  ugh.  Sorry.
  18. What is your biggest weakness? 
Not getting what I want and having to have actual conversations with my dahaddy  19. How many fingers am I holding up? 
How many finger am I holding up? I'm not stupid.  I know that 4 + 4 = 4.  20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
DAHADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JustNoPoint at 3:41PM, July 9, 2013
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I really hope you get skool to voice Fenny. Just have her talk like a popular school girl =p Ozone, the questions are obviously made with you in mind!
Also please announce her from The Devon Legacy Prologue and the currently updating The Devon Legacy.
 
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature?

 
Oh, um… I'm Fenny Baker, I'm 17 years old, and I guess my most recognizable feature'd be… my really long hair! People always comment on my way long ponytail! Why, just the other day I was out with Sally and Ashley– Oh my god it was the freakiest thing! So we're getting ice cream and these other girls–
 (interrupt her)
 
  2. Uh, moving along.  What do you do for a living?

I'm glad you asked that! I happen to be the YOUNGEST supervisor in Eden!
See, I was able to hack into Australia's military database and I uncovered all kinds of stuff that we'll be able to use to force Robert Siegfried into signing our peace treaty!!! Oh wait, arn't you from Australia? Um, does it make you mad when other countries talk bad about your President? Do you ever think about leaving? I know I would.. I mean, I guess I've never actually been–
 
(interrupt)
3. Hold up… yes I'm from Australia. You do realize this is 2013 right now and not 2132, I mean, I don't even think this Robert guy has even been born. And yes I am frankly offended and would like to stay the person asking questions if you wouldn't mind!
So… our next question should be: “This guy told me you were a real dick, but I
don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or
something. Why does he hate you like that? ” Um… oh. Well, maybe we'll skip this one~~

 
Yeah, people generally love me :)
  
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit?

Um, excuse me? Now who's being a dick?! I didn't come here to be insulted! This happens to be the latest fashion and - you know what? I don't want to have this interview anymore. I don't have to take this…
 
 
5.Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Come back. Let's start over.  Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?

My mom and dad got killed during a robbery… I'm an only child.
Oh, awkward… My apologies. 
Nah, it's okay. I got to move in with Sally and her family. They took care of me. I can tell you who's NOT normal though. That's me! I'm sorta super human!
 
6.Super human? What exactly does that mean?
 
Well, I kinda have super powers. Like I'm super strong, can heal fast, see better, hear better, you know all that. It's really cool. And before you asked I didn't get bit by a spider or anything like that! This is how I was born. I'm not sure why…
Can you pick up that heavy file cabinet over there?
Sure can (make some kind of noise in the BG for this)
 
7. WOW! Heh, man that's pretty sexy… I mean uh 

Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?
(in a small faint voice “please be me”)

Heh, you're funny. My crush is definitely my  boyfriend Den Treck!
Daww
He's working in GIA (pronounced guy-uh or GAIA)now so I haven't seen him in over a year. But the wait is worth it! Let me tell you how we met!
 8. in a prompt fast voice ask “Porn is great- yes or no?
” awkwardly and out of no where


Wow, cutting to the chase a bit there arn't we? That's a bit personal, I mean… I'm curious about certain– uh – What I'm trying to say. I-I totally don't– heh Guess that kinda caught me off guard! Is this a real question on your list?
  
9.Yeah- uh totally. Maybe we can come back to this completely legit question that is indeed on my list! Anyway, If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap?

This isn't leading to furry questions is it? I'm sure no matter what I'd still smell super sweet. II'd probably be like an Eagle or a lion? I don't know. Never really thought about it. Who made these questions anyway?
  
10.Hey these questions are quite thought provoking if I do say so myself!
Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?

Short jackets.

Why you starring at me? 

This questionnaire seems to spike up and down a lot. You know, I could teach you how to make these things a bit more interesting if you want? I mean you need to pace the momentum a tad better, wouldn't you think?
Here, let me see that list!
Hey!!! (fenny takes list)
 
 Number eleven: Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely?
“ Really? And probably not!
 
Twelve. ”What's with your hair?
“ Kinda redundant when we talked about it earlier, isn't it? Why do you phrase them like this anyway?
 
Thirteen,” Tattoos: yes or no?
" um… no
Ah, here we go. One not so boring!
 
Can- Can I have that back then to read it?  (clears throat)
14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?

No way! You must not have heard about the aliens I helped take out! I'm sure the shark would just die with no water or something and that bear would be like a puppy to me! We're talking a sickly puppy too! I kinda feel sorry for the bear now!
 
 
15. Me too… the bear. What is your fave colour, date of birth,
mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school
you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your
bank account?

Heh, I'm way too smart to use legit answer for those in my bank account! Orange, June 24th 2114, Havner, never had one?, and Eden's private school.
  
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why?

Nope and because they don't exist? It's 2132, they've been completely dis-proven for almost a century now!
  
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

Possibly heading my own business. Or an ambassador. Heck, I could even be a president someday! 
Ok, probably not the last one in just 5 years. But aim high- am I right? heh
 
18. Uh huh…What is your biggest weakness?

I tend to doubt myself a lot actually. You wouldn't think so looking at me now but I used to be pretty timid. But I finally learned to come out of that shell once I figured out how to not crush spines by touching people. Sometimes that part of me creeps back in though. And when it does, I have to kinda psych myself out of it. Know what I mean?
 
19.I don't know you actually seem sorta bipolar to me.  But that's okay in this business. So, Porn-Yes or no?

How many fingers am I holding up?
 
20. You know, that's completely uncalled for. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?

Wait… this isn't the interview for hosting the Drunk Duck Awards is it?
What? This was to get a part in Death Porn… NEXT!!!
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KimLuster at 6:16PM, July 9, 2013
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1. What is your name, age, and your most recognizable feature? 
Kimber Lee
Luster.  I'm 28.  Most recognizable feature…?  How about my
hair - modeled after Sinead O'Connor!  But hey… there was a time I was a
total milf!
 
 
2. What do you do for a living?  
*sings*
 “You could say I'm a dreamer…”  *stops* Does permanent
student count?  Does getting paid a small stipend to partake in dangerous
experiments count as a job?
 
 
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe
him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does
he hate you like that? 
Probably because
I'm smarter than him - some guys hate that 
 

4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird.
Seriously, what's with your outfit?
Uhm… none of my
older clothes fit anymore.  Chemo…you know!  Man you're sort of a
jerk.  Or do you mean when I'm dreaming and dress like a high-dollar
slut…?  Don't tell Emilio… 
 

5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?
Emilio, my
hubby… although his sanity is about to wear thin.  My two boys…ha,
they know they can outrun me now.  My and Emie's parents…?  No
point in going there.
 

6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it?
Didn't you just
ask that…?  I'm a pole-dancer!  Satisfied? 
 

7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO?
It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?  
Jack…  my
boss, Jack Caleb.  It's just an innocent thing.  He doesn't know and
never will.  Wow is he rich!  But Emie is hotter…! 
 

8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
Hey I was in
college!  We were experimenting!  *Sigh* never will I allow myself to
be filmed again 
  

9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you
smell? With your nose or like crap?
Hmmm… I used to
have a thing for wolves.  You know, like lots of hippy-wannabe nature
lovers.  I outgrew that, thank God.  Used to like Dolphins before I
realized how perverted they are.  Let's…go with Aardvarks.
  

10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for
winter wear?  
How ‘bout I
prefer to live somewhere where you don’t really have to worry bout winter wear. White Christmases are overrated
  

11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars?
Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
Sure, but you
could play basketball with the check I gave you.  See, the check would
bounce… like a ball… gah.  Nevermind! 
  

12. What's with your hair? 
It's the chemo
dammit!  What the hell's wrong with you? 
  

13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
I have a
tramp-stamp.  In college… again.  I was drunk and got dared. 
  

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a
laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
Nah, I'd probably
assume I was dreaming  
  

15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden
name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would
you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account?
Crimson.
 1/21/1986.  Clairmont.  Louis (a yellow dachsund).  St.
Christopher's Elementary.  And…my bank account is already empty - you
don't listen very well do you?
  

16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
I study biology.
 I tend to be Agnostic towards the supernatural (so that would include
Ghosts), leaning towards Atheism.  But I sure call out the Almighty often
lately…  Probably just a cultural habit from Childhood…  Sure
would be nice, though *sigh*
  

17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?  
Right now, I'm
just hoping to still be here in 5 years.   God what a douche you are!
 See that question number 2 above.  Somebody said the same thing to
me about you… and they were right!
  

18. What is your biggest weakness?
I'm told I'm too
emotional, almost bi-polar.  But God how would you act if doctors kept
poking you with shart things and pumping you full of chemicals?  Stop
looking at me like that!
  

19. How many fingers am I holding up?  
How many am I
holding up? *extends middle finger* 
  

20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
 
I that means I
won't be working for you, I feel pretty great!
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gullas at 1:28AM, July 10, 2013
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Voice: The most monotone voice you can come up with. That's due to the fact that the fetus lives in a two-dimensional universe and it's main form of comunicating is through above-head text.

1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature? 
 
 The name is Robert Edgar Smith-Klein, but most know me as “Bobby”. I'm 43 years old and I am an “e” shaped fetus.
 
 
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that?    
 
 My evil twin, Ybbob? I suspect him to resent me for my life… but it might have something to do with my girlfriend(Roberta)…
 

5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?  
 
 Uncle Floyd… owns a mudfarm…. always complaining about “being a part of a webcomic” isn't “really” a job…
 
6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it?  
 
  I work fulltime as being a member of a webcomic, portraying my life. I'm usually hangin out with the Narrator of my life and a quasi-omnipotent deity named Azhtrüíel….
   
8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
 
 Yes, next question please. 
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?   
 
  Long coats, so I can mast- *goughgough* sorry, what was I saying?
 

11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
 

 It entirely depends on the interests. I'm running a buisness, you know…
 

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
 
 I'd probably run to great it, hide it under my pillow and finally cry like a baby after the Kodiak bear ate my secret honey stash.
 

15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
 

 Plain white, december 21st. 1889, Klein, Rocky the pet rock and Uthera University. Would I be shocked? Not really. 

16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 


 I do belive in ghosts. Why? Mostly because I'm friends with an invinsible Narrator and an interstellar deity, ghosts would be a piece of cake. 

17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
 

 5 years older, taking the next steps with my girlfriend. Looking for a steadier job to support my family. But knowing my author's schedule, that might take 10 years…
 
18. What is your biggest weakness? 
 
 White cake frosting. 
19. How many fingers am I holding up? 
  
 six?
 
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
 
Melancholic… depressed… I'm going to take a 6 hour long bath, listening to Barry White, and eating ice cream, just to get over the rejection….
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zachdewd at 5:22PM, July 11, 2013
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I chose My character Sarah Smitt for this little interview
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature? 
Well… My name is Sarah Smitt… I'm biologically 16 years old and my most r-recognizable feature is… my ears?
2. What do you do for a living? 
I live the life of being a highschool student
3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that? 
Well… being a scubbus doesn't give me the best reputation.
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
I-I thought it w-would look nice…
  5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
Probably Saudra, she doesn't let anything get under her skin, except when she doesn't have any wine to drink.
  6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
Being me is horrible… Not only am I a scubbus I'm also… Well I'm not the best socially…
  7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
Well I do have a crush on a boy named SD… I'm not gonna tell you WHY though, you didn't ask that… hee hee.
  8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
Yeah,it's one of those things that keeps me going…
  9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap?
 
Hmmm… well I WANT to be a holy unicorn that smells like fresh burning fire wood… but knowing how much God hates me, I think I would probably be a rat that smells like a bad piece of coal…
  10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear? 
Well scubbie are pretty warm by them selves… but I usually wear a bug red fluffy sweater because it's fluffy… and covers up all of my tattoos…
  11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
Well my family is pretty rich, but you'd probably wipe your ass with it or something stupid like that.
  12. What's with your hair? 
I-It's Uh… L-long and n-nice?
  13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
Yes! pretty much every wear! It's less odd than cutting myself, but I have to keep them covered so the fuzz doesn't see them…
  14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
Well I would run and attack it at a safe distance… You know, if it goes down quickly… then I would run to mommy…
  15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
I like yellow alot, it's a symbole of hope for me, that things'll get better. Born on 5/27 my mom doesn't really have a maiden name… well hell if I know Lillith has a maiden name. My name of my first pet is bones, because he is made out of bones. The first school I went to is West Tree Elemenary, and I don't have a bank account so HAH! …Oh sorry…
  16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
Because when ever I die (which is alot) I become one, when I remember how I die, I can come back to life.
  17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
becoming a which doctor helping people be healed… and stuff… y-yeah…
  18. What is your biggest weakness? 
Talking to people, I'm not the best socially…At all…yeah…
  19. How many fingers am I holding up? 
U-Uh uh…. hold on… OH JEEZ UM… 16!?
  20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
Oh, rejection again… I guess I can go back home and watch some more porn.
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PIT_FACE at 5:10PM, July 12, 2013
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1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable
feature? 
                Wait what?…who
th’hell’re you? How’d  y’get in my room?



2. What do you do for a living? 
                Some fuckin
loser is what you are. Where’s that cup I pee in?  im gonna throw it in yer eyeballs.



3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't
believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something.
Why does he hate you like that? 
Crap. Gone. Think I poured it in
Charlotte’s milk this morning. Hmph, think I have a hammer or cheese grater or
something around.  Sit tight.

  
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's
with your outfit? 
                Shit, forgot those
are gone too. Well at least scoot th’hell over so I can watch TV.


5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
                Family’s stupid.

6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
                Dead body garbage man.  Sure.
  
7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't
it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
                 Do ya ever
shut up? I’m tryin to watch Jeopardy.



8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
                 Porn is porn,
who cares?


9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell?
With your nose or like crap? 
Holy FUCK that’s it! I’ll be right
back.

  
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear? 
 
*begins merciless beating with plunger*
  
11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If
I asked really, really nicely? 
                  *continues*


12. What's with your hair? 
           *more of
the same……

  
13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
                ……..
14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser
attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
           …….. 
15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the
name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be
shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
  
        ………
16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
  
         ……….
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
          ……….
18. What is your biggest weakness? 
         ………*
19. How many fingers am I holding up? 


         *Stops and
pants*
 
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
                Oh……but
I thought we were friends,dude. Uhm, gimme another chance?
Kota at 7:04AM, July 17, 2013
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Yep. This is late. I missed this some how, but I figured I'd do it anyway since it sounded fun!
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature? 
My name's Terry Lingal, I'm 21 years old and I've got this weird jutty thing coming off my chin.

  2. What do you do for a living? 
I'm an errant apprentice affiliated with the Knights of St. George. It's not the best paying job but I get to help people. :)

  3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that? 
That would be Robert Lawless. I threw him through a door, punched him in the stomach, broke his sword, and told him I'd kill him if he claimed to be a knight again. Maybe I could have handled that better. . .
  
4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
*ahem* This was my father's tabard and coat. I would appreciate it if you didn't make fun of them. They mean a lot to me.

  5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
You've never met my family. Have you? Ernest, I guess is the normal one. Dottie's strong as a horse and me? Well, I'm a knight in training. Spot the normal in either of those. I dare you.
  6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
Didn't we cover this? Who wrote your script? I'm a knight in training and I usually enjoy it. Except when people act hateful toward me or the uniform.
  
7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
I. . . uh. . . I'm not comfortable with. . . NEXT QUESTION!!!

  8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
NO! Definitely no!

  9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap? 
This is the dumbest. . . Ok fine. A hound. I'd smell with my nose and I'd hunt criminals. Or squirrells. 
  
10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear? 
Long coats. Year round. Technically it's a duster.

  11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
Yes. If I had it to lend, yes.

  12. What's with your hair? 
You try affording product on my income.

  13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
I don't have a problem with people having them, but on me? No.

  14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
Nope! That would be an interesting thing to add to my list of kills!

  15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
Red, August 15th, Lack, never had a pet, Raymond Elementary. What bank account?

  16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
Yes. Necromancers.
  
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
Hopefully as a knight errant.
  
18. What is your biggest weakness? 
Too rightous. By a mile.
  
19. How many fingers am I holding up? 
I dunno. Six?
  
20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
That's fine. I've got other interviews lined up.
Kota Otan
http://www.drunkduck.com/Mailbox_Rocketship/
and
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Errant_Apprentice/
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“If Jeff Bridges is stupid enough to do this, I'M stupid enough to do this!”
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bravo1102 at 11:39PM, July 20, 2013
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Now for Colonel Nancy Calloway the captain of Deep Space Survey Vessel 5 in Interstellar Blood Beasts

1. What is your name, age, and your most recognizable
feature? 

Colonel Nancy
Calloway, United States Air Force. 
Thirty-six.  You’re staring at
them.  My face is up here if you don’t
mind.



2. What do you do for a living? 
I was just appointed Commanding officer Deep Space Survey Vessel five.


3.  This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something.
Why does he hate you like that? 

That was probably Norwood.  We had a thing a few years ago and then it ended.  I got a promotion and he couldn’t handle it.  He may not like me but he’s a professional and we work together well. He’s one of the best.

4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
I am the one wearing it not you.  If you are uncomfortable being around an officer in the Air Force then you need to adjust your comfort level if you want this interview. now stop staring at my chest. That's better?  Next question.


5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
Not me, my mom is always bugging me to get married already and give up the Air Force, dad says I’m obstinate and just like him.
6.What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
Officer in the Air Force.  Even though I’m a colonel since I’m a ship commander it’s traditional I’m called captain.
7.  Who is your crush? I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
There is someone.  Can you keep a secret? Good so can I. 
8. . Porn is great- yes or no?
 You obviously talked to Wes Norwood. I agree with him, I’d rather do it than watch someone else doing it. 


9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap? 
A tiger.  Tigers don’t smell like crap and have sensitive noses.


10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?
I look better in a long coat.  Short jackets bunch up and aren’t flattering on me. 


11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
If I had a hypothetical ten thousand dollars I’d lend it to a hypothetical you.  But I won’t lend real money to anyone.


12. What's with your hair? 
All I have time for is wash and dry.  .I keep it short because I can’t do anything with it. It’s wavy but thin.  There’s no body at all.  But the color is real. I was thinking of getting it darker since it’s so bright but with everything else I just don’t have the time to make an appointment. 
13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
Not my thing.  They look great on some people,but not me.

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear
with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?
If I can’t fight it I’d run, but crying like a baby isn’t going to help me stay alive in the moment.  How I react in the moment is a matter of life and death.  If I have to run I will, if I can fight I will.


15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
I like pink.  Such a girly color but I like it.  Deep down I’m still girly. In order it’s Brandon, Taffy and Sally Ride Elementary and if you use it to empty my savings you’ll be disappointed by how little savings I have.


16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 

They’re real enough and there’s a scientific explanation dealing with alternatedimensions.  I’d have to look it up.
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
With my soul-mate in a lovely house with frilly curtains.


18. What is your biggest weakness? 
I'll give the bovious woman answer; Chocolate.  I work in what is still a man's world so I'm sensitive to the comraderie that men often share with one another that as a woman I'm not a part of.
 

19. How many fingers am I holding up?
Just one, but get it out of your nose. Here’s a tissue.
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20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
I wasn’t available anyway.
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ozoneocean at 2:47AM, July 23, 2013
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Thanks to all who contributed! the last of the interviews are up in the latest Quackcast:
http://www.drunkduck.com/news/2013/jul/22/quackcast-episode-134-an-interview-with-everyone-part-2/
 
Though we still welcome more contributions too!
 
belugatoons at 5:47AM, July 23, 2013
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These are answers from my character Stan the rat from Beluga Weekly. He speaks in a middle-class english accent. In fact, you can hear the voice I do for him in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVrf94ePQM
1. What is your name, age, and your most recognizable feature? 
Stan, 19 years old, my tail because the number of lines around it keep changing for some reason.
2. What do you do for a living? 
Nothing yet. Having a job has never really been my thing. I'd quite like to be a fitness instructor.
  

3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that? 
I'm not a dick. Well, not a real one anyway. I'm like a dick wannabe. I don't know why he hates me. I don't even know who he is. 

4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit? 
I don't usually wear this ascot. I thought you'd like it?
  

5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one? 
My family are a funny bunch. Most of them are either out of work celebrities being rehabilitated or ingesting large amounts of saccharine in laboratory experiments. I think we're all normal in are own way, but then if we're all normal, what's so normal about being normal? 

6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it? 
Since question 2, I have become a fitness instructor. I'm really living the dream now! It's awful.
  

7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who? 
That would be Beryl, my wonderful girlfriend. Skoolmunkie said we were husband and wife in a previous episode of the Quackcast, but I think that's just because we look like the perfect couple. We're not actually married yet… I've just realised I'm not sure why… 
  

8. Porn is great- yes or no? 
Porn is great. It's also an anagram of the word norp. The more you know.
  

9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap? 
If I were a dog, I would have no nose and I would smell terrible. I know, that's an old joke… which you seem to have got completely wrong. How embarrassing for you.
  

10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear? 
I like short jackets the most. I only wore a long coat one time. It was at a Matrix-themed costume party and that was in the summer.
  

11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely? 
I would give you ten dollars, hypothetically, and hold an IOU apathetically.
  

12. What's with your hair? 
This wasn't really my own idea for a haircut. I do my hair the way my good friend Andy Mortimer does his. He looks a bit like that Chris Gore. I think they might be hair twins.
  

13. Tattoos: yes or no? 
Interesting fact: If you shaved off all my fur, you'd see that I am covered in tattoos of Marilyn Manson. That's a yes by the way.
  

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide? 
Someone's been watching too many cartoons, OK I would probably cry like a Kodiak shark and hide my baby bear. Next question.
  

15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account? 
Blue, 2nd November, Short, Mr. Limb-cruncher, St. Englebert's school for rats and… wah- bank account??? Forget I said any of that stuff!
  

16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why? 
No, I do not believe in ghosts because a friend of mine showed me this book that had all the information needed to confirm that ghosts do not exist. I trust that friend of mine. He's called Casper.
  

17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 
Traveling back to the future because something's gotta be done about my kids!
  

18. What is your biggest weakness? 
I have a localised weakness in the small of my back. It's pretty bad. The doctor said I shouldn't put any pressure on it.
  

19. How many fingers am I holding up? 
Heck, I can't see with this bloody big round nose blocking my vision. Maybe if I turn my head to one side… uh, five?
  

20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?
Gutted. This was going to be my ticket out of this fitness instructor job. I'm bloody sick of it!
 
ozoneocean at 7:03AM, July 23, 2013
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That animation is F-ing AWESOME man!
Thanks for adding this. The more the better! ^_^
 
cdmalcolm1 at 8:52PM, July 25, 2013
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I know I'm late but this looks like fun. The voice I use is simular to X-Men's Wolverine. Takes place in the future. 2075 AD. My character was born 1995.


Questions:


1. What is your name, age, and your most recognisable feature?

Carlos Santiago AKA The Lord Frenzy of CPU Basics Comic. My age stopped when I was 17 years old…I became an immortal. My Chinese Field Hat….(some would say I look like Raiden…I could beat him.)
2. What do you do for a living?

At first nothing. Then I was tracked down by the US Government because they thought I was a meta Human. then another division of the US Government took me from my captures to go work for them.

3. This guy told me you were a real dick, but I don't believe him because he looked like he had a grudge against you or something. Why does he hate you like that?

Funny, I say the same about Him, too. Simple. I thought He Killed my sister when we were kids and I try to kill him for doing it…

4. Why do you dress that way? WHHHHHYYYYY? It's weird. Seriously, what's with your outfit?

Hey, I was wearing normal close. (at one time.) BUT because I have over 120,000+ personalities, I tend to change my taste a lot when I'm upset. However, the one I do like the best is this get up…

5. Tell us a bit about your family. Who is the normal one?

I have no family at this point… I've out lived them all. As fas being normal… well. Being over 85, I'd say this is me being my most normal. I learn to control my anger.

6. What do you do for a living? Do you like it?

work for CPU Basics. A team made to take down treats to human kind.
I cut down the likes of super meta humans, the undead, Aliens, and power hungry demi-gods. Sometimes I like my J.O.B. but I get free food, Neat weapons, cars, room and board.

7. Who is your crush. I know you have one. Who is it? WHO? It's me isn't it? Is it? No seriously, who?

My one true love, who became my wife back in 2015. She was Chinese & and a great fighter, lover & Best friend. these days…I'm really thinking about that bitch that took my wife from me 2021. forcing me to share my wife with her. Why her? She's immortal too, but she is a demon…a Succubus who happens to still love me.

8. Porn is great- yes or no?

No. I don't have time for it.

9. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you smell? With your nose or like crap?

What kind of stupid ass question is that? ….***sign*** I don't know….some kind of bird of pray. Roses…. just Roses.

10. Long coats or short jackets, what's your preference for winter wear?

Neither. I can bare the cold…

11. Hypothetically, would you lend me ten thousand dollars? Tomorrow? If I asked really, really nicely?
Do I get it back? if no, then no. If yes, then No. sorry, Credits are hard to come by these days.
12. What's with your hair?

Well, I use to have long hair. Then I started turning gray at the age of 40. By the time I turned 53, I was fully gray. Then I cut it short. I don't care. My skin Still have the youth of a 17 year old.

13. Tattoos: yes or no?

No.

14. If you were attacked by a shark riding Kodiak bear with a laser attached to its head would you cry like a baby, run and hide?

huh? Wait, how do know about that? I thought I was alone at that place in Canada. you spying on me?

15. What is your fave colour, date of birth, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first school you went to? And would you be shocked if I used that info to empty your bank account?

No favorite color. The year 1990. (thats all you need to know)

16. Do you believe in Ghosts? Why?

Yes. I fight them from time to time. Demons, gods and Meta humans. I even fought Ghostly Dinosaurs…(yes they still exist, and most medians think they are demons.)
17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

I don't know. maybe fighting something. perhaps hooking up with that demon women. who knows.

18. What is your biggest weakness?

not controlling myself in a fight like when I was much younger.

19. How many fingers am I holding up?

4 and 3 behind your back.

20. Sorry, you didn't get the job. How does that make you feel?

Job? I was looking for a place to sleep.

ozoneocean at 10:38PM, July 25, 2013
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Most excellent!
The next two Quackcasts are tied up for now, so we'll probably do these two latest contributions (and hopefully more?), for Quackcast 137.
 
Keep them coming! ^_^
 

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