Greetings from the past fellow ducks! I'm Brad and this is the sordid tale of perhaps the least worthy hero in the history of storytelling:

http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Hole/

I'll be posting updates every week, hopefully multiple pages at a time if reality doesn't get in the way of my questionable ‘art’.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll do a massive sick all down yourself and staple your own tongue to the roof of your mouth in the sheer blindly optimistic hope that this was somehow all a horrible dream and you're actually floating on a cruise ship somewhere in the mid-pacific, covered in Nutella and famous actors.

So join me now, on an adventure like several that have gone before.

And remember to wash your hands afterwards.