Good evening ladies and germs! How are you all doing tonight? Me, I'm beat! I just flew in from Pittsburgh and boy are my arms tired! I'm gonna do my best to put on a good show for you tonight though, because I have a strong work ethic. That ethic is, don't work unless you need the money! And lemme tell you, I'm broke. I'm so broke that I got a call asking if I wanted to guest star on This Old House! Badum-tish


Hahahaha! Look I'm gonna wrap up here, it's big finale time! Really though I only put a dime in the meter, and there's a particular meter maid who's had it in for me since I double-parked on her with her sister. Women, I tell ya!


I've got nothing against couples though, take Doctor Shadow and Revaflynn there, yeah, hey! Wave hi! Their comic The Chronicles of Wyrden hits 350 pages tomorrow, aww, let's give them a hand folks! They're switching to a Thursday-only update schedule, but hey, that's still more updates than I get in a year!

Hey Doctor Shadow, don't forget to give me that ten bucks after the show! G'nite folks!