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Joff

member since January 01, 2006

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Huh? Wassat? Oh.. Wait, I'm supposed to talk about myself? Bugger, I hate this. Never quite know what to say..

Hi, I'm Joff. I'm British, from Yorkshire specifically. For most of my life I've had a very unusual sense of humour, which has resulted in me drawing comics. Pretty much for the sole purpose of getting these jokes out of my head.. Yeah, it doesn't really work out like that. Oh yeah, and just to state this somewhere, just to properly mess with some people's heads, I'm not actually a goth. I know this doesn't make a blind bit of difference, but many people, quite fairly I'll admit, see that the main focus of my drawings is the Reaper and make the assumption.

When I'm not drawing (VERY tiny space of time) I try to relax. Then I get bored, put on a videogame (often a Zelda game) and then stress out whilst saving the universe from ultimate evil.. At least until I die for the eightieth time and the control pad goes flying at a wall.
Oh yeah, and sleep. Sleep is always a good thing.

Yeah, I hate talking about myself, but when I start, I also ramble on and on..

Comics By Joff

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  • Fantasy |
  • 1467 pages |
  • last: Sept. 15 2014 |
  • 268 likes
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general.. Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that clutter up the place

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An action/adventure/comedy of a ninja mouse out to avenge his late wife and son, as well as little mini adventures he gets involved with by the characters he meets along the way. Rated PG-13. Updated every saturday.

Brutus is a moody bird that gets into a lot of trouble. Come check out all fun with him and his friends....(wow cheesy description) Remember Brutus back in the early days of DrunkDuck....he is BACK.

A medieval knight and a Japanese ninja are forced to share an apartment in modern America. Can they achieve their missions without destroying each other?

A dog, her college student, an elf, the dragon who writes and draws it all, and the lizard who occasionally colors it? Now there's a party like no other.

"It is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."

Silverware Noir! The utensils of 1930s Silver City have hopes of a shiny future but cannot escape the rusty underbelly of their metropolis. Enter Detective Fork - a sleuth as quick with a punch to the prongs as he is at solving high-profile mysteries.

Comic parody of the defunct Aussie soap opera, Paradise Beach!

This comix is wack, yo! We're finally out of the B&W and back into the vibrant colours! Currently doing: Amazing plot twists and awkward family moments.

A rabbit cop discovers his destiny lies beyond law enforcement when he accidentally activates his magic. Now Alex must learn how to control his powers while juggling his his family life, his work and his suddenly revealed health problems. Updates a week behind the main comic.

Fearing an imminent breakdown, the Grim Reaper decides to take a Holiday. After an exhaustive search for a replacement, he finds only his cousin’s nephew’s son to collect the souls of those who are perishing. He is… Jim Reaper.

Philosophy and absurdities of two fish in a fish tank... Occasional guest stars and external locations.

Two Dwarfs, Wheels and Boat are commissioned to start an institute in post war Terra. They are to promote understanding between the former enemy races. Wheels has a pet project as well. Study the Mythical magicless race called Humans that once walked Terr

Think being a teenage witch is easy? Join Amy, Kate, and Ella as they experience the fun of being a witch; fun such as having to pick flying monkey fur out of your clothes and accidently turning your boyfriend into a girl. Isn't magick fun?

A young woman enters into a school of high magic. Will she discover her potential as a Mage? Or is there another destiny for her?

Nicodemus Rivers is a champion at keeping secrets - because the very truth of his existence is a secret. Urban fantasy/mystery.

Banditry, magic and extended family life in the tenth century. Actually called Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan but Drunk Duck's system forces me to misspell it.

The (real life?) mis-adventures of Michael Chick, The Author of a crappy webcomic, as he lives his life encountering computer games, work and anime... Not in that order! Done in both drawn cartoon and photo form! NO SPRITES!!!

Random cartoons & series from the mind of Keith Alan Morgan updates Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays, (except when it doesn't).

Follow Zoe Perks and David Baker as they face the threat of the mysterious disease of lycanthropy and race for a cure. THIS STORY IS NOW FINISHED, COMPLETE!

Two brothers; Freggz and Wolfy, share their daily mishaps with the world. Also single panel musings involving small dogs.

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Lars and August at 2:14PM, Aug. 3, 2009

Hi Joff. Thank you for the add :D

Poul at 11:09AM, Oct. 7, 2008

Thank you soo much for the add! It means alot to me :D

Xade at 11:19AM, Aug. 12, 2008

:O I just noticed I forgot to leave a message, Joff! im a bad friend *sob* Pweeese dont beat me. :( This insane moment was brought to you by . . . pacpaps . . . the little balls of paper that [b]explode[/b] into packing paper wads, Only in [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/Insanity_of_Xade/]Insanity of Xade.[/url] Get yours today! LMAO im in a crazy mood

Abacus at 5:59AM, April 15, 2008

Thanks so much for the add! :)

shino at 8:22AM, April 10, 2008

^w^ hahahaha sweet!!!!! I LIKEY ME KITTYS!!!!!!!!

The Author at 11:31PM, March 30, 2008

I'm bored... Entertain me!

pinkertonpark at 1:45PM, March 24, 2008

Thanks for the add, Joff. I was stationed in the UK (RAF Lakenheath) for four years. Best four years of my life.

flapjack1995 at 12:47PM, March 24, 2008

Hi!

rmmanuel at 5:13PM, Jan. 10, 2008

Thanks for the add!!!

Mr Chappers at 1:56PM, Dec. 6, 2007

I just thought i'd drop by to say...Legend...that you are sire.

ketenol at 4:20PM, Dec. 4, 2007

Your are wonderfully fantastical give me money.

Krensada at 3:54PM, Nov. 9, 2007

Lock, Sada, King Sulkin, and a bunch of other characters in my comic say thanks for adding me to your friends list...Oh and so do I.

marine at 1:22PM, Nov. 2, 2007

Ha Ha!

Crazy_Asian_queen at 11:16AM, Oct. 19, 2007

Hey, Thanks for the add! ^-^ So... you liked the silly little fan-comic?

Lord Shplane at 4:22AM, Sept. 23, 2007

Now why would you be suspicous? I barely ever throw people's entire families into concentrations camps because I consider them to be of an inferior race. And I wouldn't do that to you, because Undear Reaper guy is an awesome race. Yep, second only to Black Mages such as myself.

yjb at 11:20AM, Aug. 28, 2007

thanks man...

marine at 11:53PM, Aug. 14, 2007

The personification of death...

Insanity at 10:13AM, Aug. 12, 2007

hehe:)

Maybonics at 10:51PM, July 29, 2007

T'anks for de add, li'l Joffie!

antcomics at 2:46PM, July 28, 2007

Hey, thanks for the add! I know what you mean about talking about yourself. I hate it too. I usually just end up saying off-the-wall stuff...your stuff is brilliant! Keep up the great work.

I hate Reality at 3:20PM, July 13, 2007

Yay^^

nerdsareinvading at 2:26PM, June 21, 2007

...thanks for the add..., your comic should be number one...craving control is just higher because there's a person in a highly revealing dress...well, you know what you must do...put steve in a highly revealing dress...that should do it....

marine at 2:12AM, June 21, 2007

EUROPES FOR EUROPEANS

Tim the Enchanter at 12:45AM, June 21, 2007

lol :)

Tim the Enchanter at 12:45AM, June 21, 2007

heh I was DYING to become your friend HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT????? DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BECAUSE< YOU KNOW YOUR COMIC'S NAME IS LIFE AND DEATH!! HA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHzorz


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