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Joff

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Huh? Wassat? Oh.. Wait, I'm supposed to talk about myself? Bugger, I hate this. Never quite know what to say..

Hi, I'm Joff. I'm British, from Yorkshire specifically. For most of my life I've had a very unusual sense of humour, which has resulted in me drawing comics. Pretty much for the sole purpose of getting these jokes out of my head.. Yeah, it doesn't really work out like that. Oh yeah, and just to state this somewhere, just to properly mess with some people's heads, I'm not actually a goth. I know this doesn't make a blind bit of difference, but many people, quite fairly I'll admit, see that the main focus of my drawings is the Reaper and make the assumption.

When I'm not drawing (VERY tiny space of time) I try to relax. Then I get bored, put on a videogame (often a Zelda game) and then stress out whilst saving the universe from ultimate evil.. At least until I die for the eightieth time and the control pad goes flying at a wall.
Oh yeah, and sleep. Sleep is always a good thing.

Yeah, I hate talking about myself, but when I start, I also ramble on and on..

Comics By Joff

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  • 1483 pages |
  • last: Oct. 20 2014 |
  • 270 likes
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general.. Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that clutter up the place

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An action/adventure/comedy of a ninja mouse out to avenge his late wife and son, as well as little mini adventures he gets involved with by the characters he meets along the way. Rated PG-13. Updated every saturday.

Brutus is a moody bird that gets into a lot of trouble. Come check out all fun with him and his friends....(wow cheesy description) Remember Brutus back in the early days of DrunkDuck....he is BACK.

A medieval knight and a Japanese ninja are forced to share an apartment in modern America. Can they achieve their missions without destroying each other?

A dog, her college student, an elf, the dragon who writes and draws it all, and the lizard who occasionally colors it? Now there's a party like no other.

"It is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."

Silverware Noir! The utensils of 1930s Silver City have hopes of a shiny future but cannot escape the rusty underbelly of their metropolis. Enter Detective Fork - a sleuth as quick with a punch to the prongs as he is at solving high-profile mysteries.

Comic parody of the defunct Aussie soap opera, Paradise Beach!

This comix is wack, yo! We're finally out of the B&W and back into the vibrant colours! Currently doing: Amazing plot twists and awkward family moments.

A rabbit cop discovers his destiny lies beyond law enforcement when he accidentally activates his magic. Now Alex must learn how to control his powers while juggling his his family life, his work and his suddenly revealed health problems. Updates a week behind the main comic.

Fearing an imminent breakdown, the Grim Reaper decides to take a Holiday. After an exhaustive search for a replacement, he finds only his cousin’s nephew’s son to collect the souls of those who are perishing. He is… Jim Reaper.

Philosophy and absurdities of two fish in a fish tank... Occasional guest stars and external locations.

Two Dwarfs, Wheels and Boat are commissioned to start an institute in post war Terra. They are to promote understanding between the former enemy races. Wheels has a pet project as well. Study the Mythical magicless race called Humans that once walked Terr

Think being a teenage witch is easy? Join Amy, Kate, and Ella as they experience the fun of being a witch; fun such as having to pick flying monkey fur out of your clothes and accidently turning your boyfriend into a girl. Isn't magick fun?

A young woman enters into a school of high magic. Will she discover her potential as a Mage? Or is there another destiny for her?

Nicodemus Rivers is a champion at keeping secrets - because the very truth of his existence is a secret. Urban fantasy/mystery.

Banditry, magic and extended family life in the tenth century. Actually called Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan but Drunk Duck's system forces me to misspell it.

The (real life?) mis-adventures of Michael Chick, The Author of a crappy webcomic, as he lives his life encountering computer games, work and anime... Not in that order! Done in both drawn cartoon and photo form! NO SPRITES!!!

Random cartoons & series from the mind of Keith Alan Morgan updates Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays, (except when it doesn't).

Follow Zoe Perks and David Baker as they face the threat of the mysterious disease of lycanthropy and race for a cure. THIS STORY IS NOW FINISHED, COMPLETE!

Two brothers; Freggz and Wolfy, share their daily mishaps with the world. Also single panel musings involving small dogs.

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Drazi500 at 12:40PM, June 18, 2007

Thanks for the add. ^^

Chootaku at 6:19PM, June 2, 2007

Ohhh wow, that should be LandD, not LorD, I'm such an idiot, and it says that right on the page. Smooth move Danni. But really. I love your comic.

Chootaku at 6:18PM, June 2, 2007

You gotta get to #1 man xD Draw a semi-naked woman in LorD and that should bump you all the way up! Your comic rocks. =D

Nikai Nockturne at 6:35AM, May 30, 2007

Thanks for the add. I lurvs your comic and I was thinking of doing an omeke with my own death. Shes cool...but not as cool as your death! Hope you have a great day.

ketenol at 4:19PM, May 26, 2007

Life and death will always be #1 too me. In my heart and in my pants.

F_Allen at 12:48AM, May 26, 2007

expo today, u there, or rather where u there? :D

Bekefel at 11:19AM, May 22, 2007

C'mon man, you gotta do better. You deserve to be higher than that damn Craving Control comic. Find a way to get to #1, I wouldn't mind helping. If thats even possible. You can do it Joff. :P

ToonmanAZ at 3:56PM, May 21, 2007

Thanks for the add!

Conned at 9:34AM, May 14, 2007

heheh I know what you mean about talking about yourself.. I can't remember how I started making comics...

OutofLine at 9:04AM, May 8, 2007

Thanks for adding me! :) Great comic, too!

Priest_Revan at 3:37PM, May 6, 2007

Thanks for add.

end_game at 2:02PM, May 6, 2007

i used to laugh in the face of death, now i laugh harder

Bekefel at 6:37AM, May 2, 2007

Hello Joff ^^

Toadman at 6:38PM, April 30, 2007

The Toadman left a complimenting comment here, but it was stolen by dolphins.

marine at 2:12AM, April 30, 2007

In the internet I read an article about trees. Walrus farts are quite the hovercraft drivers, aren't they? What time did the distortion first become paranormal?

F_Allen at 5:01PM, April 29, 2007

Hi Ya [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/dream_music/][img]http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w151/F_Allen/th_updates.gif[/img][/url] [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/Dream_Music/]Dream Music[/url]

Ickus at 10:48PM, April 27, 2007

I really enjoy your comics, very witty! Definatly good for my morning laugh. :)

Peipei at 9:18AM, April 26, 2007

thanks for adding me to your friend list ^^ Love your comic

Ersatz at 9:42PM, April 24, 2007

I can't find my tartan slippers. This looks like a job for..... Matalan Man!

CorruptComics at 5:12PM, April 23, 2007

Joff makes good comics. END COMMENT.


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