http://triceratopless.deviantart.com/

So Finn Jake set out to find a new home
Its gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own
Heres a little house
Ah, Finns stickin his foot in
Well, thats a bad idea dude, cause now that bird thinks youre a jerk, Finn

And now theyre chillin on the side of a hill
And thinkin livin in a cloud be totally thrillin
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride

A beehive, oh no! Dont put your foot in there, guy
Yall tried that before, and you know it didnt turn out right
Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out, ah! Its a tiger
Throwing down potions for food and fire

You know you should have stayed and fought that sexy vampire lady
Jake was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable, cause vampires are really powerful
Theyre unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals

Oh Marceline, why are you so mean?
Im not mean, Im a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code
Oh Marceline, cant you see these guys are in pain?
No, I cant…Im invested in this very cute video game

So there go our boys, walkin on the icy ground
Heading towards their destiny, Im sure theyll figure something out