Ive been described as a mixture of Mel Gibson, Jonathon Swift and three week old milk. But that was by a homeless man who told me I had magic shoes and that I was the only hope to stop Regionalisation.

Essentially Im a typical teenager who dislikes schoolwork and likes hanging out with his friends so tried to invent a machine to turn homework into friends but found this process so time consuming it was taking to long and decided to halt development on the device and then build a time machine instead on which production is slow because of the assumption that if a time machine is built the future me would already have gone back in time to save me the effort.

I like long sentences.

Sometimes.