- Lost and found and probably gone
- Folly is in the eye of the beholder
- Whatever gets you through the night
- Why can we be friends?
- No credit for regret
- Smoke gets in your face
- Need to know
- Who's the boss?
- Word and object
- Get your own
- Imbalance sheet
- Low finance
- Human resources
- Thin justifications
- Hasty assumptions
- Word travels fast
- It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at
- Home is where you hang your head
- The struggle for resources
- Up and at 'em
- We do what we must
- Measured responses
- Living will
- More than all that
- Perfectly natural
- From each according to her ability
- A steep learning curve
- With apologies to Christian Lander
- Conversational judo
- Telepathy or antipathy
- We all sorta have our cross to bear
- Reverse (social) engineering
- In vino veritas
- Inside information
- We are what we are
- How to be punk rock
- The power of belief
- What's my motivation again?
- Blather and cheer
- Another country is heard from
- Emily Post is no help
- Another tiny blow against the empire
- Don't make a spectacle
- Digging deep
- All around it, but not quite on it
- High-traffic floor
- Cover story
- If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30...
- Don't forget to paper the seats
- Who's got the look?
- Who gets the bad news?
- Poverty of experience
- He who hesitates is a loser
- Subliminal messaging
- Hush your mouth
- A gaffe is when you tell the truth
- Serious avocation
- A place we've all been to
- Elective spending
- Like starting an old lawnmower
- Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"?
- Cause and effect
- Disconnected
- For every show there is a season
- Like sands through the hourglass
- The final frontier
- The other side of coping
- The predictable finger of fate
- The fact is plain
- It's not personal; it's business
- Shame needs no name
- Flip your wig
- The importance of semantics
- It's all about computers, isn't it?
- Like mother, perhaps not like daughter
- Keep it (too) simple
- The thrill of the new
- The name game
- Nature, nurture, and nagging
- You shouldn't overplay your hand
- Don't blow your bit
- Method of modern love
- Regrettable hobbies
- The art of misdirection
- How to get what you want without really trying
- The unforgivable truth
- Just say no
- Power of belief
- Our tastes say so much about us
- Fashion is a bitch...
- Relative difficulty
- The college town division of labor...
- Our bodies, our chemistry sets
- Life's twists and turns
- Our careers choose us, really
- Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order
- The one you really love
- Eureka
- The fish in the sea
- Be realistic, dammit.
- Interpreting personal history
- Know your place
- Information is higher power
- A good idea?
- Read between the concerns
- Style options
- The expectations game
- Playing to the judges
- Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless
- Just say no
- Who's got the look?
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- First Dirtheads guest week
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- The right kind of eloquence
- Translation, please...
- Act your age
- Caution pays
- Know your limits
- An auspicious first
- An old platitude...
- State of the art
- Consult your source
- Postmodernism made easy
- Don't forget to fix the reference
- Vive la France
- In love with his car
- Don't show your hand
- "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture."
- Even academics have their catch phrases
- Style over substance
- What you really learned in school
- Not quite a blank slate
- A hole in the College Bowl
- It's a career, man...
- Avid readership
- Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's"
- Lexical difficulties
- Response time is a factor
- Personal accountability
- Potent euphemisms
- Cultural ambiguity
- The pretend economy
- The ghost of Christmas future
- Can you hear me now?
- It's just business
- An elegant loophole
- Hustle and dodge
- The magic of make-believe
- Conversational judo
- Some enchanted afternoon
- Basic needs
- Protocol that leaves you empty
- Static
- Mission: Dinner Impossible
- The public taste
- The Upshot
- Season's Greetings
- Vince's war on Christmas
- The Fab Trio are here...
Why can we be friends?
madisonchance on Feb. 26, 2013
Going on another “Dirtheads” hiatus. I have to finish work on a paying job, so that's going to take front seat for what's likely to be the whole month of March. Enjoy this little Dirty Tuesday offering though…
gullas at 4:31AM, Feb. 27, 2013
I'll gladly accept your offering ^^