- MOVING!
- Page 363 - Artfully passing the buck
"Oh say can you see..."
- Page 362 - Oh look, more air vents
- Page 361 - And the Yogurt flowed forth
- Page 360 - "Did I mention how COOL she is?"
- Page 359 - "Really? That sounds MEAN to you?"
Happy Father's Day!
- Page 358 - EXCELENT
- Page 357 - Foiled again
- Page 356 - Can't take those boys anywhere
- Page 355 - He just get's more and more likable
- Page 354 - MUST... CONTROL... EYE OF DEATH
- Page 353 - Oh, right. Fish out of water and stuff
- Page 352 - Keeping the exposition off screen, where it belongs
- Page 351 - No. No he can't
- Page 350 - Avatar could teach Ichabod about Nitpicking
- Page 349 - I don't think she agrees
- Page 348 - ...I was not prepared for that
- Page 347 - "Hey, aren't you-"
For Mommy
- Page 346 - FOR SCIENCE!!!
- Page 345 - Board games for the bored?
- Page 344 - Them's the rules
- Page 343 - Second breakfast
- Page 342 - PRETTY PLEASE?
- Page 341 - Promise her fridge privileges!
- Page 340 - Oh right! SHE'S a character in this comic!
- Page 339 - Parent of the Year
- Page 338 - To The Rescue!
- Page 337 - Night Terrors?
- Page ### - Pop Tarts Spiraling Towards the Earth
- Page 336 - A lack of familial loyalty
- Page 335 - Livin' After Midnight
- Page 334 - Rise and shine!
- Page 333 - Four Scenes At Night
- Page 332 - Calm down before you hurt yourself
- Page 331 - LAYLA SMASH!
- Page 330 - ONE of us needs a rest
- Page 329 - And now, back to Plot A
- Page 328 - IS there anything else?
- Page 327 - Boys will be... hellspawn
- Page 326 - Braveheart?
- Page 325 - One costume change later...
- Page 324 - You don't wanna watch this
- Page 323 - "This could be tougher than I thought"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- Page 322 - Seriously, Trigger, stop saying things
- Page 321 - Contact! (I couldn't resist)
- Page 320 - Actually, Trigger, just stop talking
- Page 319 - Don't answer that, Trigger
- Page 318 - Layla's new project
- Page 317 - She's Disapeated!
- Page 316 - The mystic art of saying EXACTLY the wrong thing
- Page 315 - Good Company Is So Hard To Find
- Page 314: Sarcasm Failure
- Page 313: The TV is NOT a jungle gym!
- Page 312: ...he IS right, you know.
- Page 311: It's a play date!
HAPPY NEW *yawn*
- Page 310 - ...and I think he LIKES being named that
- Page 309 - "Now go think about what you did"
Christmas 2010 - MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Christmas 2010 - The More Things Change...
Christmas 2010 - "Excuse me, do we have the right manger?"
Christmas 2010 - Christmas for the Boss
Christmas 2010 - Unwrap VERY Gently
Christmas 2010 - ...How'd He Even Get IN Here?
Christmas 2010 - Hope That Thing's Insured
Christmas 2010 - Run Run Rudolph indeed
Christmas 2010 - Hi Mom!
Christmas 2010 - I've got a little list
Christmas 2010 - No one should spend Christmas alone
Christmas 2010 - He gets into the DARNEDEST spots
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 13
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 12
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 11
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 10
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 9
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 8
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 7
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 6
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 5
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 4
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 3
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 2
Bridget and Alphonse's Horrifying Christmas - page 1
- Page 308 - Just when I thought I was out...
- Page 307 - Massive shirt failure
Happy (and non-fatal) Thanksgiving!
- Page 306 - Home is where the weirdness is
- Page 305 - "Did everyone use the bathroom? 'Cos we're not stopping!"
- Page 304: I hope they got a good deal, at least
- Page 303 - Trigger's moral of the week
- Page 302 - Well, that was ALMOST romantic
- Page 301 - Go ahead, YOU tell that face "no"
PAGE THREE HUNDRED!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
- Page 299: But, it was FREE!
- Page 298: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
- Page 297: As far as she knows, we just came home early!
- Page 296: Parting is such sweet sorrow
- Page 295: I have no idea where Claire's gun went
- Page 294: Childhood trauma much?
- Page 293: Admit it, you'd do this too
- Page 292: The little matter of the bill...
- Page 291: Nowhere important
- Page 290: Technobabel saves the day again
- Page 289: OH SNAP, THAT FLOOR JUST ATE THOSE ROBOTS
- Page 288: Nitpickers require lots of supervision
- Page 287: Meet my Deus ex Machina -er, I mean Boss.
- Page 286: Well now... that was unexpected
- Page 285: *gulp*
- Page 284: No, Layla. It's not.
LABOR DAYBOR!
- Page 283: Oh right, THAT
- Page 282: It's always SOMETHING with him
- Page 281: Wait, you're still worried about THAT?
- Page 280: The important thing is, it WORKED
- Page 279: Just let them play with their toys
- Page 278: A little somethin' for the ladies
- Page 277: Seeing red... is a stupidly obvious title
- Page 276: Leftovers from the Mad Farmer's Convention?
- Page 275: Picture Unrelated
- Page 274: And the technobabble flowed forth
- Page 273: Talking in circles
- Page 272: Personally, I'd have sent Avatar in first
- Page 271: Sometimes, you just need to do ENOUGH
- Page 270: Even evil has... standards?
- Page 269: Clearly, he's devastated
- Page 268: *insert pun about pointing here*
- Page 267: Mothering instinct
- Page 266: Maybe they got lost?
HAPPY FIREWORKS!!!
- Page 265: ...and now, PURPLE!!!
- Page 264: PSYCH!!!
- Page 263: Grace under pressure
- Page 262: Little Zombie, Little Zombie, Let Us Come In...
- Page 261: Well, it's TRUE...
- Page 260: Stop jinxing things!
- Page 259: Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!
- Page 258: Maybe it's lunch break?
- Page 257: ANGRY EYES
- Page 256: PWNAGE
- Page 255: Thankful Threats
- Page 254: Do radios broadcast expressive eyes?
- Page 253: Like we didn't have ENOUGH to worry about
- Page 252: What is it, boy?
- Page 251: Don't fire until you see the reds of their eyes?
- Page 250: Meanwhile, back where there's dialog
- Page 249: Um, did things just get worse?
- Page 248: Do you MIND? We're having a CONVERSATION!
- Page 247: Sibling Rivalry
- Page 246: Teamwork, zombie style!
- Page 245: NEVER shake hands with a zombie
- Page 244: Zombie Kindergardeners to the Rescue!
- Page 243: Dun DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
- Page 242: Well, as long as there's a choice...
- Page 241: Subtle?
- Page 240: Blow up
Happy Easter!
- Page 239: THIS won't end well
Page... oh, not again
- Page 238: Looks like he read through the archive
- Page 237: Um... Catch?
- Page 236: NO SOLICITERS!
- Page 235: Just getting her UP there must have been REALLY awkward
- Page 234: Sorry, wrong door. (IT WORKS NOW!!!)
- Page 233: We call that The Banana Peel Maneuver
- Page 232: The Fine Art of Running Into the Wall
- Page 231: The bait seems... unenthusiastic
- Page 230: More than meets the eye
- Page 229: That's what you get for suggesting stuff
- Page 228: Into the garbage shoot, flyboy!
- Page 227: Way to be stealthy
- Page 226: Wait, were you saying something?
Far Out There: TWO YEARS OLD
- Page 225: A Heartwarming Show of Zombie Affection
- Page 224: "The sacrifices I make for you people..."
- Page 223: Pieced it together yet?
- Page 222: That's DEFINITELY a word she learned from Daddy
- Page 221: Science goes "Bing"?
- Page 220: What, you thought they'd be ACCOMPLISHING something?
- Page 219: Like black holes in the sky...
- Page 218: There's good, and then there's GOOD
- Page 217: Well it WORKED, right?
- Page 216: Such tallented little scamps
- Page 215: C'mon! It'd be COOL!
- Page 214: A new film by Michael Bay?
- Page 213: GET ON WITH IT!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Page 212: Let's try this again
Another Far Out There Christmas - ...and a Happy New Year!
Another Far Out There Christmas - Later on we'll conspire...
Another Far Out There Christmas - MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!
Another Far Out There Christmas - All is calm, all is bright
Another Far Out There Christmas - "Wise Men" indeed
Another Far Out There Christmas - "Oh Christmas lights, Oh Christmas lights..."
Another Far Out There Christmas - Chestnuts (and everything else) roasting on an open fire
Another Far Out There Christmas - Dude, this really IS far out!
Another Far Out There Christmas - Santa's little undead helpers
Another Far Out There Christmas - They probably think what YOU do is strange
Another Far Out there Christmas - The master at work
Another Far Out There Christmas - Getting decorated
- Page 211: ...and it's NOT just because it's angry
- Page 210: Oh, is that all?
- Page 209: Think she knows something?
- Page 208: Now THAT'S something you don't see every day
- Page 207: A little LATE, mister!
Happy Turkey Day!
- Page 206: You know, if there's time
- Page 205: I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
- Page 204: Shut up, I'm being supportive!
- Page 203: Backronyms are stupid
- Page 202: Avatar's bad for the braces
- Page 201: So, WHAT are we doing?
Behold: PAGE 200!!!
HAPPY PUMPKIN DAY!
- Page 199: We do NOT throw our elders across the room, missy!
- Page 198: ...plus a special guest star!
- Page 197: Why "Show Your Work" really WAS important
- Page 196: Priorities, People!
- Page 195: Mad Scientists are like teen girls, always going in groups
- Page 194: Ranting, it runs in the family
- Page 193: Oh, what a tangled web...
- Page 192: Gradually, the Plot catches up with itself
- Page 191: Revenge of the Wall of Text!
- Page 190: Out of the frying pan, into the frying pan next to it
- Page 189: It followed me home! Can I keep it?
- Page 188: Alan Moore called, he wants his page back
- Page 187: Yes, "TOSS" is a sound effect. Do not question.
- Page 186: And you thought hot wiring a CAR was serious
- Page 185: And now, RUNNING!
- Page 184: BRILLIANT!
- Page 183: A New Challenger Approaches!
- Page 182: Uh Oh, he's Monologing
- Page 181: Uh... did we just get Punk'd?
- Page 180: Now THAT'LL leave a mark...
- Page 179: Who wouldn't believe that face?
- Page 178: Well, THAT was quick
- Page 177: I wonder if those are Spacely Sprockets?
- Page 176: Are Critical Failures really all THAT Hilarious?
- Page 175: JINX!
- Page 174: Now the word "thinking" sounds funny to me
- Page 173: "Pay no attention to the man atop the reactor!"
- Page 172: LANGUAGE, Layla!
- Page 171: Calculated Risks
- Page 170: Really? You find that DISTURBING?
- Page 169: ...and that was BEFORE he got angry
- Page 168: One Good Rant Deserves Another
- Page 167: But who WOULDN'T be Thrilled to be in the Food Court?
- Page 166: Gosh, Where Can I Get One?
- Page 165: Excessive Dedication to One's Craft
- Page 164: She's Also an Expert in Waves of Exposition
- Page 163: Don't Hit your Head While Jumping to Conclusions
- Page 162: LOOK! A DECOY!
- Page 161: Oh, THAT'S it!
- Page 160: BUSTED! (totally different from page 146)
- Page 159: Like a Kid in a Candy (machine) Store
- Page 158: Three Semi-Related Pieces
- Page 157: Irreconcilable Differences
- Page 156: Communication Breakdown
- Page 155: Alternative Energy Sources?
- Page 154: Shouldn't Have Said That; Should NOT Have Said That
- Page 153: Meanwhile, Back on the Ship...
- Page 152: The Importance of Knowing how NOT to do Something
- Page 151: Hey, at Least it's Not all Going to Waste
- Page 150: The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Cute Girl
- Page 149: Speak Of The Devil...
- Page 148: You Are Here... Wherever That Is
- Page 147: Don't Take Your Eyes Off Him For A SECOND
- Page 146: BUSTED!!!
- Page 145: Nitpicking Does Not Equal Peacemaking
- Page 144: Mad Scientists Don't Play Well With Others
- Page 143: Um, Can We Help You?
- Page 142: Did You Just Hear Something?
- Page 141: A Successful Business Plan Can Defy ALL Logic!
- Page 140: Paging Dr. Dashing Mc Pretty Boy...
- Page 139: Mad Science = Investment Opportunity?
Page... wait, WHAT?!?!?!?
- Page 138: Some Folks Just Can't Get A Word In...
- Page 137: And Most People Complain When The Lines Are Too Long
- Page 136: We Want An ORDERLY Mad Scientist Convention!
- Page 135: We Interupt This Scene To Advance The Plot
- Page 134: Sabotage = Romance
- Page 133: I Dunno, Whadda YOU Wanna Do?
- Page 132: Unnatural Strength Not Available In All Models
- Page 131: Another Thoroughly Embarrassed Teen
- Page 130: It Takes One To Know One?
- Page 129: Welcome To The Party!
- Page 128: A Glimpse Into The Past
- Page 127: You Never Know WHO You'll Meet At These Things...
- FOT 126: Just Follow The Freaks
HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY!!!
- Page 125: IN LIVING COLOR!
- Page 124: Must Make Holiday Get Togethers Unhappy
- Page 123: Hand-Me-Downs
- Page 122: A Whole New Meaning To "Air Sickness"
- Page 121: ...Wait, WHAT?
- Page 120: Don't Prank A Prankster
- Page 119: That Escalated QUICKLY
- Page 118: It All Depends On Your Sense Of Humor
- Page 117: Something Michievous This Way Comes
- Page 116: The Birth Of A Prankster
- Page 115: Trigger's Big Book On Pranks
- Page 114: Pranks Are Funny, Right?
- Page 113: And THIS Is Why You Don't Cross The Cap'n
- Page 112: Now, Where Were We?
- Page 111: Show Your Work
A Far Out There Christmas: God Bless Us, Every One!
A Far Out There Christmas: Away In A Manger...
A Far Out There Christmas: Dress Rehersal
A Far Out There Christmas: "Now Bring us Some Figgy Pudding..."
A Far Out There Christmas: While Shepherds Watched Their Xal-Gox By Night
A Far Out There Christmas: Holidays Down Below
A Far Out There Christmas: "Give Us Change So We Can Go Inside!!!"
A Far Out There Christmas: "Don We Now Our WHAT?"
A Far Out There Christmas: The Mrs. Claus Brigade
A Far Out There Christmas: That Personal Touch
A Far Out There Christmas: Presents Much?
A Far Out There Christmas: "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree..."
- Page 110: Force Quit
- Page 109: Epic Fail
- Page 108: Oh Snap...
- Page 107: Of My Limited Options, This Was The Worst
- Page 106: That Gadget Has More Secrets Than The X-Files...
- Page 105: What, You Thought That Was IT?
- Page 104: Pyramid Schemes OF THE FUTURE!!!
- Page 103: And Avatar Said "Let There Be Exposition"
- Page 102: Answers, Anyone?
- Page 101: So, Anyway...
We Interupt This Story To Bring You PAGE ONE HUNDRED!!!
- Page 99: Ever Feel Like You Missed Something Good?
- Page 98: And Now, A Quick Demonstration...
- Page 97: Let Buyer Beware
- Page 96: Name Recognition... A Good Thing?
- Page 95: The Important Thing Is It's CHEAP
- Page 94: But Wait! There's More!
- Page 93: At Least They Don't Have To Sit Next To Any Screaming Babies
- Page 92: Watching TV Isn't Always A Group Activity
- Page 91: One Man's Trash Is Another Man's... Misidentified Trash
- Page 90: Don't Never, But NEVER, Cut Off The Cap'n
- Page 89: One More Twist For The Road
- Page 88: Well... That Was... Abrupt
- Page 87: Are We Done With The Flashbacks Yet?
- Page 86: Frank's Not the Only One Having A Bad Day
- Page 85: What The Sam Hill... Oh, Forget It. DRAMATIC TWIST!
- Page 84: What The Sam Hill's Going On, part... uh, I can't count to five in any other languages
- Page 83: What the Sam Hill's Going On, part IV
- Page 82: What The Sam Hill's Going On, part tres
- Page 81: What The Sam Hill's Going On, part deux
- Page 80: What The Sam Hill's Going On, part one
- Page 79: Ichabod Stands Up To The Insanity
- Page 78: And Now, The Stupidest Sound in Comic History
- Page 77: Unusually High Levels Of Adorable Little Girls
- Page 76: WARNING! Sudden Shifts In Plot Direction May Result In Neck Injury
- Page 75: Are You Not Entertained?
- Page 74: Blam
- Page 73: ...No, Seriously, Did I? I Forgot Already
- Page 72: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I Smell The Blood Of A Nitpicker...
- Page 71: ...And You Thought Women WITHOUT Superhuman Strength Were Intimidating
- Page 70: Twin Engines Of Destruction
- Page 69: A New Challenger Emerges!
- Page 68: That Frank Sure Has A Way With The Ladies
- Page 67: Even Destiny Likes To Have A Plan B
- Page 66: So Which Does That Make YOU?
- Page 65: You Are What You Wear
- Page 64: You Were Expecting Something Else?
- Page 63: Your Ideas Aren't As Cool As You Think
- Page 62: Nonconformity: Everone's Doing It!
- Page 61: Some Things Just Take Some Getting Used To
- Page 60: The Revolution WILL Be Televised
- Page 59: Well, She IS A Girl...
- Page 58: A Nitpicker Should Know Better Than To Leave A Pair Of Adolescents Unsupervised With Money
- Page 57: Clothes In The Future Must Stay REALLY Clean
- Page 56: Next Exit: Slim Jims, Novelty Hats, and Country Music On Cassette!
- Page 55: Vengeance Probably Breathes Down Your Back When He Stands Behind You In Line
- Page 54: ...JUST Like I Planed it!
- Page 53: Because There Haven't Been Enough Pie Jokes ALREADY
- Page 52: Et Tu, Avatar?
- Page 51: Cutest. Warhead. EVER!
- Page 50: Worst. Dating Sim. EVER!
- Page 49: Look! A Decoy!
- Page 48: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
- Page 47: Everybody's Got A Boss (Well, Except For Internet Cartoonists)
- Page 46: You Know, A Lot Of People Probably Think YOUR Name Is Creepy Too
- Page 45: ...Just Try To Ignore The Neighbors
- Page 44: Whatever Happened To What's His Name?
- Page 43: The Anatomy Of The Foot In Mouth
- Page 42: There Should Be A Hitchhiker's Guide Joke Here, But There Isn't
- Page 41: Yes, They're Still On Namek... er, I Mean Touring The Spaceship
- Page 40: You Are Here... And Now You're Here... And Now You're HERE
- Page 39: No, they're not done looking around yet.
- Page 38: Next on our tour, snack bars... OF THE FUTURE!
- Page 37: My Name Is Avatar, And I'll Be Your Tour Guide Today
- Page 36: A Space Odyssey?
- Page 35: Up, Up and Away! ...Then Merge Cautiously
- Page 34: The Increasingly Strange Story of Avatar and the Comparatively Plain Tale of Blip
- Page 33: The Continuing Strange Story of Avatar, Part 2
- Page 32: The Strange Story of Avatar, Part 1
- Page 31: And the Rest...
- Page 30: All Aboard!
- Page 29: Downtown, Where All The Lights Are Bright...
- Page 28: I Don't Think That's Very Funny At All
- Page 27: That Tingling Sensation You're Experiencing Is Culture Shock
- Page 26: Country Come To Town
- Page 25: One Big Happy Family
- Page 24: No Child Left Behind?
- Page 23: Logical Fallacies, And How To Make Them Work For YOU!
- Page 22: The Art Of Placing The Foot In The Mouth
- Page 21: Wheel Of Morality, Turn Turn Turn...
- Page 20: So, How Was YOUR Day?
- Page 19: Rapidly Changing Fortune
- Page 18: Trigger's Angst
- Page 17: Fancy Meeting You Here!
- Page 16: You ARE The Weakest Link, Goodbye!
- Page 15: Greed Is Good. (Or So They Say)
- Page 14: Ichabod Strikes Back
- Page 13: They're Comming To take Me Away, Ha Haaa!
- Page 12:The Lunatic Is On The Grass...
- Page 11: Here's Where Crime Is Made
- Page 10: And That's The End Of That
- Page 9: When Exposition Attacks
- Page 8: *GASP* Trigger Is Released!
- Page 7: Nitpickers Who Poke Around and the Greedy People Who Hire Them
- Page 6: Enter The Nitpicker
- Page 5: DUN DUN DUUUUN!
- Page 4: The Plot Thickens
- Page 3: Down In Here
- Page 2: Our Heroes?
- Page 1: It begins
Page 1: It begins
Blitzkrieg1701 on Feb. 13, 2008
And my semi-almost-career as an internet cartoonist begins… with lots and lots of text. I don't think I thought this through correctly.
Blitzkrieg1701 at 9:31AM, Jan. 1, 2011
That's what I kind of assumed by default, too. I just didn't remember anyone specifically stating that (but then, clear, definitive backstory was never exactly Bebop's thing, was it?)
Call Me Tom at 1:22AM, Jan. 1, 2011
I just asumed they were GM animals.
Blitzkrieg1701 at 2:12PM, Dec. 31, 2010
Actually, Bebop is one that's always confused me. Are Sea Rats supposed to count as "alien life"?
Call Me Tom at 12:09AM, Dec. 31, 2010
and Firefly and Cowboy Bebop!
Blitzkrieg1701 at 9:59PM, Feb. 20, 2010
@ Nightstone That's another one I didn't discover 'till later. (I know, I don't read enough)
Nightstone at 9:54PM, Feb. 20, 2010
not an Azimov fan I take it there are no alien in the Foundation series
croxtonhas at 8:07AM, June 22, 2009
cool start!
wolfloner at 8:20PM, Feb. 17, 2008
omg, that was ALMOST tl;dr. but I did. and it's awesome!