Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 17: Intangibles

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

CEO: And the hoooooome of theeee braaaaaaaave!

CEO Justin stops in front of Tina, whose chili is in a crock pot in front of her.
CEO: There, now we can start the contest. Tina, your chili smells delicious.
Tina: Thank you.

CEO: More importantly, you’re biracial, aren’t you?
Tina: Have you ever thought about having someone from HR follow you around at all times?

CEO: I’m just saying, that’s something we welcome in a diverse, forward thinking workplace like this one. Don’t you think?
Tina: Sure.

CEO: If this was a racist corporation in a sundown town in the deep south, you might not get this opportunity, right?
Tina: I guess.

CEO: Sluuurp! Mmm, this is great chili. Good heat, and the corn really balances the flavor. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have the “intangibles” we expect from a winner. Next!