Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 51: Lead Poisoning

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

Jon Arbuckle arrives at the front desk.
Jon: Hi, I’m Jon. I’m here to pick up my gay ex-husband’s remains.
Carol: Oh! Jon! I was starting to think you weren’t going to come.

Jon: Well, I almost didn’t. We didn’t part on the best of terms, but I guess he didn’t have anyone else.
Carol: No! He was such a nice guy! What happened between you two?

Jon: Ah, it was all my fault.. I got lead poisoning and it turned me heterosexual.