Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 75: Getting Him Back

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

CEO: Your honor, this is not about Dilbert’s worthiness, it’s about his competence. Dilbert, due to his genetic limitations, cannot, and did not, make good chili.

Wally: Mr. Hitzig is incorrect. In 1972, the Google chili cook-off was won by a Zonker Harris. However, the title was stripped from him when he was suspected of communist sympathies.

Wally: And in 1998, the contest was won by one Bob the Angry Flower, who was later disqualified for having a rival shot in the leg.

Wally: There has always been a moral component to the annual Google employee chili cook-off. We have always considered certain contestants ineligible to win.

Wally: This implies the inverse… that some contestant, someday, might be so good that they deserve to win regardless of the quality of their entry.

Wally (thinking): I’ve got to win this case… If I do, maybe Dilbert will come back!