Elkian at 5:57PM, Oct. 22, 2009

who said anything about KILLING?

IceQ at 2:20PM, May 12, 2009

LoL good point..

Ozmandious at 8:29AM, May 4, 2009

actually, no he didn't

Darcathiya at 6:02PM, May 2, 2009

Man, Steve is just that much cooler because he's a dark elf, AND a reaper. Seriously. Who is this little stack of gold fluff, to thumb his nose at DEATH? Love a man that man make a spineless do-gooder suddenly change his view...

Etial at 8:02AM, May 2, 2009

pwnage

JaT at 1:12AM, May 2, 2009

Why do I get the feeling that some anoying slutty elf is going straight to the reaper list?

DOne25 at 6:05PM, May 1, 2009

Owned

jlt314 at 2:48PM, May 1, 2009

faved

claw74405 at 9:58AM, May 1, 2009

jeeze sally can you teleport or somthing?

kellmaster at 12:50AM, May 1, 2009

there is much less to steve when he wears his shadow... be a good weight loss scheme.

Darius Drake at 10:59PM, April 30, 2009

First of all, not being able to kill someone doesn't mean that you can't maim them. Second off all, he can kill you, little elf, he is just putting off your death for the moment because killing you would be more hassle than you are worth. I suspect that you are coming close to getting to the point where your death could be justified as worth the trouble, though.

royduncan100 at 10:47PM, April 30, 2009

yat another cool strip! i just posted the last villain next door !

JeanSeishin at 4:36PM, April 30, 2009

ah come on kick his ass

DoomGhast at 2:50PM, April 30, 2009

Hehe, tree hugging elf looks alot like a woman.....though unlike women, men and children he fails to see that he is about to get the crap beat out of him. Anyway Joff I would like to say I followed you a couple years back but DD now has decided I am worthy enough to join it (frikkin website) Keep up your awesome work.

magicalmisfits at 2:03PM, April 30, 2009

As he slowly sees the light

Laces at 11:59AM, April 30, 2009

Check your gmail baby -kisskiss-

Shewolf2 at 10:16AM, April 30, 2009

Sally still looks kinda crazy. I would consider my every move, if I was him.

Bear_swamp at 8:31AM, April 30, 2009

He not only spoiled rotten. He is obviously a slow learner.

MrSmegheneghan at 1:02AM, April 30, 2009

I'll bet he's shaking in his little elf boots now. I'll get my coat.

Krin at 12:15AM, April 30, 2009

Not killing him is easy. Rough him up a bit, truss him like a turkey and throw him into a sack. Also if he wants to remain a man, he'd better do what Sally says. Chances are she's going to hit a little higher than his foot this time.

Corruption at 11:40PM, April 29, 2009

Just as long as he is still living afterwards, everything shall be fine. Of course, no-one ever said anything about sane, having all his body parts, any burning, sking, stabbing, or anything else. Why, they could even tie him up with his own entestines, and as long as he lioves, they are perfectly fine! Just a few spur of the moment ideas.

KAM at 10:34PM, April 29, 2009

Is there a personification of a "Fate Worse Than Death"? ;-)

ghostrunner at 9:27PM, April 29, 2009

yet

Tobimaro at 9:25PM, April 29, 2009

How? Those are secrets that even the CIA would like to learn about. And its best not to argue with the two angry reapers.

dgdrake at 9:18PM, April 29, 2009

He never said anything about no savage beatings...