- Preteens Scare the Living Shit Out of Me
- My Class
- Dare Rave
I Dare You
- How Bands Start
- The Stalker
- He's number one.
- The Sane One
Myspace
- Author's note 2.0
- Whores
- No One Knows the Doll's an Auton
- Sophicated Humor for a Tweleve-Year-Old
- Host Services
- St. Patrick's Day Special
- So That's How They're Paying
- Foundation Garments
- Graphic Design Major
- Purple Combat Boots
- Papillon Valentine
- Artie and Gwen
- Second Axle
- Immigrant
- Less Comic References, More Pie
- Never Speak of This Again
- Prep Country
- What happened to the "Two cars" plan?
- Lysander Valentine
- Return of the Practicality
- Bringing a trekkie to an anime convention
- College Experimentation
- Enson Underscore Capulet
- Roommates Assemble!
Crowd-Con Opening Shot
- Health Class
- Heroin (TM)
- Bloody Good Halloween
- She's not funny.
- Infernal Practicality
- Some sort, but not a good one.
- CSI Blevenston
- Where Hipsters Come From
- How Juliette got fired.
- Conclusion!
- Techically Accurate
- Not the Brightest Lightstick at the Rave
- Why a police officer has three-colored hair.
- I've wanted to do this joke for years.
- Pennsic Filler
- Pennsic Filler
- Cousin Rosiline
- A Tradition
How Irish is that?
- Boom, boom, boom!
- An Average Night in the Dorm
- Half a conversation is better than none
- A classic pick-up line
- Strangely Naked Kid
- His Beauty is Stunning
- Magic Word
- The Think Tank
- That's Science, Right?
- Kunni was Here First
- Ninja, you got some 'splaining to do!
- Some backstory you'd never know otherwise
- Exposition Mouthpiece
- Invading Suburbia
- Mothering Instinct
- Madelines.
- Kunni Valentine
- Excessive Pop Culture References
- Freak, meet freak.
- Happy New Year
- Deck Some Halls
- Penny Dreadful
- Rosiline's Limit
- Thanksgiving Filler
- The Evil Twin
- I bet she makes more than I do.
- She gathered all that from "Team Bestiality"
- Catholic Pedophilia Halloween
- He Needs a New Shirt
- Boyfriend
- Plan B Fails
- Souls
- A Girl and Her Sandwich
- Fangirls
- Sorry
- Stalker Valentine
- Glomp that hottie
- Cheryl
- Mr. Shino's Dad
Return to the Batcave
- Vampires
- Kingdom Hearts References
- Yog Sothoth
- Boob Girl
- Irony
Gothtaku
- Exception
- So did the movie
- But Seriously, the Book Sucked
- I've waited two years to do this comic.
Walking the Agorophobe
- Catholic Pedophilia poster.
- Demovated.
- Hearts
- Catholic Pedophila
- Full cast
- Kunni's bedroom
- Rosiline's pajamas.
- Pennsic Panic Filler 2009
Celebrity Zombies
- Lucky
- This Storyline is Really Over Now
- Only Ninja Skill
- Everyone Stop talking at once!
- Canhas Cheeseburger
- Denumont Proposal
- Ninja Hug.
- Safe.
- When did this become an action comic?
- Lumps of Coal
- Onomatopoeia
- Unususally large truck bed
- Something Odd.
- Ninja Quick-change
- Blinded me with logic
- Use of a fan
- Two of them
- Here's Kunni
- Who indeed.
Ninjaing all Around
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- Pennsic Filler- Reanimator Dance
- Pennsic Filler- Reanimator Dance
- Pennsic Filler- Reanimator Dance
- Pennsic Filler- Reanimator Dance
- Pennsic Filler
- Pennsic Panic Filler- Reanimator Dance!
- Pennsic Panic Filler- Reanimator Dance!
- Pennsic Panic Filler- Reanimator Dance!
- Pennsic Panic Filler- Reanimator Dance!
Only if you find one sleeping upright.
- Book report
- A course for Blevenston
- Scanner filler
- Urge to Flame
- What the internet's for.
- Time for a Best Friend
- Juilette
- Standing up.
- Birthday Filler
- "P'ownd."
- The Cat Hates the Doll
- Alusat and Luna
- The Love of Luna
- Enter Luna Lovegood
Meanwhile, in Tim Burton Land...
- Speculation
- Making Her Madder
- The Next Best Seller
- "Adult" does not mean "Mature"
- My Little Papillion
"Two Little Years"
- The Master
- Rosiline Valentine
- Yes, I'm updating today!
"Dolls that play back."
- "The Evil Twin and College"
- A Giant Tool.
- Bad jokes, good company.
"Please allow me to introduce myself..."
- Holiday filler
- "Lovecraft Fangirl"
- "Hence the Title"
- Lucia Day/Kidnation Filler
Secret Forum
- "Preteens scare the living shit out of me"
- My Class
- Halloween Filler Part two
- Halloween filler part one
- Dare Rave
I dare you.
"How bands start"
- "The Stalker"
- "He's number one."
- "The Sane One"
- Flooding filler
"Myspace"
- Author's Note
Preteens Scare the Living Shit Out of Me
Kittywitch on March 23, 2017
Now that this much time has passed, it's perfectly likely that Crispin could have been named after Crispen Freeman. And the more time that passes without anyone ageing, except the jokes, the more likely it becomes. However, the less likely it becomes that his father was a porn star in the 1970s-1980s. This is legitimately his backstory, Crispin's father starred in parody porn movies in the late twentieth century, and that's not related to why his parents are divorced.
And here we have Catholic Pedophilia again. Looks like they decided on a band name. Aren't they adorable. There was a slight hitch in getting this comic done as I realised I haven't designed the set for this strip yet. I like really detailed backgrounds. I made them my trademark in comics based off of me. And then I came up with original characters and had to make original sets to go with them. Darn it. Also, Crispen's name comes up. I feel I should explain this. I'm not really sure how it actually works out in the comic, with him being fourteen; but Crispen is named after Crispen Freeman. *looks up when Crispen Freeman started acting* Since he got out of college in ‘94, and Crispen is fourteen, it was entirely possible there was fangirling involved. Yay! I really think I’m a better artist than a writer. I can write a scene fine, but my strip-type comics are lame and somewhat verbose.