- And there was light!
- I hate math.
- The weight is unbearable.
- No need for alarm.
- Coming in hot.
- Machine code.
- A little something.
- Just hanging around.
- No trouble at all.
- Outbound.
- Something else caused this.
- Survivor.
- You've got mail.
- A carpet of stars.
- No need for alarm.
- Security protocols.
- This is very secret.
- Big mistake.
- Something has been removed.
- Doomsday Protocol.
- Mercy Mission.
- The end of innocence.
- Oh, happy day.
- That is... quite large.
- Not a chance.
- One last time.
- Hold position.
- Crushing in progress.
- A new challenger.
- The enemy is weak.
- Sex robot.
- A word of warning.
- Bad things happened.
- Parts.
- Going up!
- Invited.
- Try not to sound so cheery about it.
- Contact dead ahead.
- Collision danger.
- Purge completed.
- Guilty as charged.
- Acceptable.
- Send 'em up.
- Warning: Lava.
- Maintain position.
- Where in the hell are we now?
- Considerable offensive capability.
- Approaching the rift.
- Delighted you could join us.
- Subject closed.
- That's people, eh?
- Those stupid subroutines.
- Faulty component.
- Intruders detected.
- No need for unpleasantness.
- What up, Tiger Lily?
- Doctor Halliday catches on.
- Insert witty comment here.
- This is the real thing.
- You will initiate Mindwipe.
- The Prophet's Story Part II
- The Prophet's Story.
- Cancel that order.
- Ready yourself.
- Sleuthing.
- Bad day.
- Illogical.
- Taking it all in.
- How nice to see you.
- What's the deal?
- Rise and shine.
- Slight problem.
- Secret refinery.
- We are under fire.
- Welcome to the Moon!
- Hard to believe.
- Unknown vessel is outbound.
- Conference, part 2.
- Conference, part 1.
- No deal.
- The timing.
- Too much?
- Let's take her down.
- Please state your weight.
- Open sesame.
- Secret door.
- Defensive protocol.
- Crime scene.
- Enemy sighted.
- Butterfly net.
- Freefall.
- Devious thinking.
- All systems are go.
- Robot down.
- Installed successfully.
- System constraints.
- Subroutine not found.
- Down in the sub-levels.
- Casualty.
- Speculation.
- That's the spirit.
- Change of mind.
- The question.
- Dear John.
- You're an idiot.
- Authority level.
- Road's out.
- False trail.
- Contingency plan.
- Not fast enough.
- The choice.
- Sample growths.
- Idle curiosity.
- Double tap.
- Play things cautious.
- Dead ducks.
- No questions.
- Apologies.
- Estimates.
- More pizzazz.
- Rise and shine.
- Be my guest.
- One-way trip.
- Not a friend.
- Your team is dead.
- Consider it a test.
- Package delivered.
- Another incident.
- Tried and tested.
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Ironscarf at 9:20AM, Nov. 10, 2020
Congratulations on the win, well deserved I might add!
dpat57 at 10:53AM, Nov. 10, 2020
Thanks! I voted for the other guy's visually lovely and most excellently written comic, he was robbed.
Niccea at 4:20AM, Nov. 10, 2020
And congratulations on your win!
dpat57 at 10:52AM, Nov. 10, 2020
Thank you! Too kind. Thank you for all the things you do to make this happen.
Niccea at 8:39AM, Aug. 22, 2020
Congratulations on your 2020 Drunk Duck Awards nomination
dpat57 at 1:13PM, Aug. 22, 2020
Thank you! Dammit I think I voted for the other guy but it was a well-deserved vote. :)
El Cid at 6:14PM, April 18, 2020
High five! Or three? Quite the achievement... hopefully they'll have enough gravity to keep the atmosphere from floating away when things warm up.
dpat57 at 11:32PM, April 18, 2020
Yeah I'm hoping for good things, what with the increased mass, and the hidden atmospheric plants pumping out air as the robots quietly continue their terraforming Mars project, as the Creator wished. The pic of Mars and its new miniature sun isn't to scale, I just didn't have a 50-foot-wide screen. Thanks for reading MARS II!