JNP Filler: Susan's Auditions
dueeast on Feb. 15, 2018
I originally wrote this script over a year ago with JNP in mind for the art. It's gone through a few revisions since then, in order to match Off Hours plot, but finally, here it is!
Oh, and Susan really did end up in a recurring role on Better Luck Next Time HERE! Moreover, Andrea really did get a spot as a sex kitten on Pinky TA HERE! Art by JustNoPoint (The Devon Legacy) and script by me (Allen from Due East).
ANNOUNCEMENT: Come one, come all - to the cameo casting call for Off Hours Chapter 2! Ah, but there's a TWIST this time around – I need monsters! Who is willing to take their beloved characters and well, turn them into recognizable monsters. I can't give away any spoilers except to say this will be necessary for a climactic scene in the story.
A few basic rules:
1. Nothing pornographic
2. No more zombies. We already have a zombie or two, and we have no desire to compete with DD Zombies. Monsters, people, non-zombie monsters!
3. It doesn't have to be humanoid (especially if your character isn't humanoid to begin with) but it does have to be recognizable as your character.
4. You can send your entire cast if you want, but they must each be monsters.
Send your submissions, with art attachments (JPG, PNG or GIF) to me at offhours4@gmail.com. Ask any questions either in your email or in the DD forum. Your Monster Submissions are due by April 15, 2009 (Tax Day, speaking of “monsters”).
JustNoPoint at 2:54PM, Feb. 17, 2009
usedbooks: Landing the role would be easy. But with her huge... intellect... I'm not sure how that would work out for the other "actors" :P patrickdevine: I was wondering if anyone would notice the 3 fingers XD And yeah, she has to be in good shape to play super strong Fenny Baker. amanda: I bet Susan always thinks of Marvin The Martian when she says Marv's name ^^ dueeast: Everyone can look at the dates on those links and see kinda how old this script really is!!! Tantz Aerine: Yup, he's Ian/Dave :)
Tantz_Aerine at 3:47AM, Feb. 17, 2009
The person running away I think is Ian/Dave XD Excellent work JNP, as always!
kyupol at 2:21PM, Feb. 16, 2009
lol
dueeast at 1:05PM, Feb. 16, 2009
Personally, I love the swooshing scythe effects (and the person running away screaming in terror)! It was very fun to come up with an antagonist (the totally fictitious Deena) for Due East played by a ridiculously nice Susan. Lastly, my thanks to [b]blntmaker[/b] for making up the role of "Miss Fenny" for [i]Better Luck Next Time[/i] and to [b]Ozoneocean[/b] for making up "Agent Sall" for [i]Pinky TA![/i]
amanda at 7:22AM, Feb. 16, 2009
Hehe poor Susan ^.^ Or, really - poor MARV. It must be rough finding suitable roles (not that he's doing a very good job).
Peipei at 3:39AM, Feb. 16, 2009
Hahahaha xD
patrickdevine at 1:41AM, Feb. 16, 2009
I just noticed that she's saying "two weeks" and holding up three fingers, that's awesome! Also sometimes I forget how ripped Susan/Fenny is-- check out her six-pack!
usedbooks at 10:09PM, Feb. 15, 2009
Well, an actress can't live on just one gig. I imagine waitressing is beneath her. I think Susan could easily land a role in any "A" rated DD production if she really wanted the work. Is that below waitressing? Nah. It's "art." XD