- This is the Job
- One More Push
- Unorganized Bloodbath
- Clear Enough
- Close That Damn Visor
- Maroons Arrival
- Fish and Non-Alcoholic
- As it Will Always Be
- A Different Animal
- What is Expected
- Why?
Chapter 32: Brother’s Safe House
- You Look Like Shit
- Again
- Beg
- The Scene of Battle
- Take Her and Leave
- Cut
- Slice
- Motivation
- He’s Built Better
- Destruction
- More Expected
- Bloody Psych
- Regret
- A House and a Home
- Mother’s Love and Soldiers Loyalty
- You Will Die
- Warrant Enough
- Trouble
- One Step at a Time
- Yet Again, What a Strange Life You Live
- Sunny Girl and Country Boy
- How Did You Kill Anyone?
- A Good Man
- Coexisting Against Our Wills
- Excitement
- Why is He Here.
- You Salty Bitch
- Keeps the Dogs Away
- The Stare
- Through Unpleasant Circumstances
- I’m Built Better
- Hey, Jackass
- Under Qualified
- Everyone Works Here
- Something Being Done
- Stories and Dead Friends
- Far More Uncomfortable for Everyone
- You’re Wanted
- Uncomfortable for Everyone
- Burying a Brother
- Browncoats Bury Browncoats
- I’m Not Going Anywhere
- We’ll Remember Him Too
- Ángel Thumb
Chapter 31: The Peaceful Orchard of Crashcourse
- Horrid Practices
- Old Friends
- Search Party
- Out
- War Crimes
- I Didn’t Die Here
- As Frightening as Before
- I Call Parley
- The Last Thing You’ll Learn
- Trap
- I am The Captain of my Soul
- Chainsaw
- Mama
- Deafening Fight
- Shadow-6
- Slowed Down
- Exit
- A Devil
- Praise to Pablo, the Prepared Maniac
- In the Dark
- Hey.
- In The Catacombs
- Is That a Human Thing?
- Just a Little Bit
- Getting Crowded
- A Plan as Dumb as Any
- Discussion Interrupted
- More Discussion
- Discussion
Chapter 30: The Summit
- No Way This Will End Well
- Pablo Will See You Now
- Even a Troll Can Do It
- Be Smart
- There’s More Now
- Broken Mirror
- Lucky Scarf
- Bring Him Inside
- No Stopping
- Kill More Soldiers
- The Chainsaw
- A Horrible Turn
- Past Crimes
- What a Strange Life You Lead
- I Think We’re Done Here
- A Song for the Lovers
- Clear
- Wedding Chatter
- Only the Shitty Parts
- The Best Ring Bearer
- A Bride Worth the Crowd
Chapter 29: A Wedding
- Casual Dress
- He’s Staying the Night
- Night of Music
- High Tensions
- Non-Alcoholic Cider
- A Moving Speech of Love
- Bachelor Party
- Wedding Planning
- Get Off my Property
- He Can’t Read Flame
- Pocket Realm, with Dwarves
- Long Time No See, Owl
- I’ll Get There One Day
- Let’s Go Home
- Can you say the same?
- Compromised
- Don’t be a Pussy
- I Didn’t Recognize that Knock
- Daniel and Drinks
- Expensive Restaurants and Hot Dog Stands
- A Dirty Deal
- Job ‘Interview’
Chapter 28: A Day With The Lego Man
- I’ll Help You Find Her
- Apprenticeship?
- Get a Room
- Romantic Reminiscence
- Where Did You Get These?
- Preparations
- A Special Way to Propose
Chapter 27: Lost in Thought and Guitar Cords
- Daddy’s Gun
- More Contraband Checks
- No Job
- No Appointment
- Job Search
- Different
- Drink it Away
- Got Anything To Drink?
- Escaped
- Don’t Leave Me!
- To Survive
- No Plan
- I Like Your Jacket
- How Could You Forget?
- Caged
- Ringing
- Captured
- A Fight Under the Fight
- Crashed
- Alive in Here
- Empty
Chapter 26: Bar Closed
- A Lively Release
- Like a Child
- Considerate Neighbor
- Family
- I’m Not Leaving
- It’ll be Ok
- Hardest Part of the Job
- A Silent Patient
- Goodnight All
- Talk to the Boy
- Goo Goo Dolls
- Recognition?
- Contraband Check
- Get in Line
- Terrible News
- Hello Daniel
- Street Family Reunion
- A New Responsibility
- A New Visitor
- Don’t “darlin’” me.
- Dr. Reynolds
- Join the Club
Chapter 25: To Visit a Friend
- I Rely on You
- The Lamppost
- Introducing Mortality
- In Person
- An Interruption 9
- An Interruption 8
- An Interruption 7
- An Interruption 6
- An Interruption 5
- An Interruption 4
- An Interruption 3
- An Interruption 2
- An Interruption 1
Chapter 24.5: An Interruption
- End it all here
- Win-win
- Nothing you haven’t seen before
- Back in the city
- Pulled over
- Hope they’re better off
- Should have aimed for the head
- Recognized
- A little help here?!
- Split up
- Now what?
- Where the fuck do you find these guys?
- Why are we shooting?
- A... sub-plan(?)
- A plan(?)
- Help arrives
- Fight for your lives
- None of that swordplay shit
- Better weapons
- Chainsaw is back
- Crash and ambush
Chapter 24: Telling the truth
- Leaving the desert
- Death
- A longer journey
- Behold!
- Another round, Trevor?
- It was never nice
- Obsidian wall
- Much more to do
- Somewhere familiar
- Fight in the sand
- You’re not real?
- Border of skulls
- Very little to say
- Camps and pilgrimages
- Excitement
- Where are we heading?
- Jumping from a plane
- Dream
- Get some sleep
- Prep for flight
- Old friends
- ...a sword?
- Nice suit
- Death’s Favorite Family
Chapter 23: The Madman’s request
- Small victory
- Take your shot
- Flowers
- We’re done here.
- They stole my badge
- I watch your back
- Good man
- I don’t care
- Ready
- Brothers’ battle
- Fight in the hall
- I’ll show you!
- I lied.
- Just had to shoot the immortal, huh?
- We’ll talk when we get home.
- Not surprised
- Unlikely savior
- Memory
- Stuck again
Chapter 22: Tied up in a Chair
- Shootout
- Dead Man’s Trigger
- Familiar
- Thin-fuckin-ice
- My office. Now.
- Interrogating
- Let me Try
- Intruder
- Call from Pablo
- Why am I even doing this?
- Silent
- Been around, huh Chainsaw?
- More Burning
- A Bomb!
- A Park Bench
- Report Writing and Drumsticks
- Suspicion
- Explosion on 37th
- Call Me Chuck
- Assignments
- When Do We Start?
- Burning
- Resignation
- A Step in the Right Direction
- New Friends?
- Be Safe...
- Should I?
Chapter 21: Do Somethin’ Already!
- House Demon Conclusion
- House Demon 7.D
- House Demon 7.C
- House Demon 7.B
House Demon 7.A
- House Demon 6.G
- House Demon 6.F
- House Demon 6.E
- House Demon 6.D
- House Demon 6.C
- House Demon 6.B
House Demon 6.A
- House Demon 5.D
- House Demon 5.C
- House Demon 5.B
House Demon 5.A
- House Demon 4.F
- House Demon 4.E
- House Demon 4.D
- House Demon 4.C
- House Demon 4.B
House Demon 4.A
- House Demon 3.I
- House Demon 3.H
- House Demon 3.G
- House Demon 3.F
- House Demon 3.E
- House Demon 3.D
- House Demon 3.C
- House Demon 3.B
House Demon 3.A
- House Demon 2.E
- House Demon 2.D
- House Demon 2.C
- House Demon 2.B
House Demon 2.A
- House Demon 1.F
- House Demon 1.E
- House Demon 1.D
- House Demon 1.C
- House Demon 1.B
- House Demon 1.A
Chapter 20: House Demon
- Red
- Runs in the Family
- Real Sweet
- New Friend
Looking Past His Nose
- A New Offer
- The Casual Robbery 1.E
- The Casual Robbery 1.D
- The Casual Robbery 1.C
- The Casual Robbery 1.B
- The Casual Robbery 1.A
Chapter 19: The Casual Robbery
Nice Suit
- The Lamppost
- Reality, Bitch.
Snowman Again
- Christmas Day 1.D
- Christmas Day 1.C
- Christmas Day 1.B
- Christmas Day 1.A
Chapter 18: Christmas Day
Opening Presents
- Christmas Eve 3.E
- Christmas Eve 3.D
- Christmas Eve 3.C
- Christmas Eve 3.B
Christmas Eve 3.A
- Christmas Eve 2.D
- Christmas Eve 2.C
- Christmas Eve 2.B
Christmas Eve 2.A
- Christmas Eve 1.F
- Christmas Eve 1.E
- Christmas Eve 1.D
- Christmas Eve 1.C
- Christmas Eve 1.B
- Christmas Eve 1.A
Chapter 17: Christmas Eve
- Consider This.
- Takes a Village
- The Mother
- Mad at the World
- Apologies
- Get Over It
So Dramatic
- The Coldfront 4.E
- The Coldfront 4.D
- The Coldfront 4.C
- The Coldfront 4.B
The Coldfront 4.A
- The Coldfront 3.F
- The Coldfront 3.E
- The Coldfront 3.D
- The Coldfront 3.C
- The Coldfront 3.B
The Coldfront 3.A
- The Coldfront 2.G
- The Coldfront 2.F
- The Coldfront 2.E
- The Coldfront 2.D
- The Coldfront 2.C
- The Coldfront 2.B
The Coldfront 2.A
- The Coldfront 1.F
- The Coldfront 1.E
- The Coldfront 1.D
- The Coldfront 1.C
- The Coldfront 1.B
- The Coldfront 1.A
Chapter 16: The Coldfront
- Use the Snow...
- To Get a Tree
- Polar Bear Migration
- Snowball Fight
- Snowman
- Snow?
- CommanderVill’s regards
Christmas Decorations
- Black Friday 2.G
- Black Friday 2.F
- Black Friday 2.E
- Black Friday 2.D
- Black Friday 2.C
- Black Friday 2.B
- Black Friday 2.A
- Black Friday 1.F
- Black Friday 1.E
- Black Friday 1.D
- Black Friday 1.C
- Black Friday 1.B
- Black Friday 1.A
Chapter 15: Black Friday
- Thanksgiving 2.E
- Thanksgiving 2.D
- Thanksgiving 2.C
- Thanksgiving 2.B
- Thanksgiving 2.A
Thanksgiving 2
- Thanksgiving 1.G
- Thanksgiving 1.F
- Thanksgiving 1.E
- Thanksgiving 1.D
- Thanksgiving 1.C
- Thanksgiving 1.B
- Thanksgiving 1.A
Chapter 14: Thanksgiving
- Bank Work 2.F
- Bank Work 2.E
- Bank Work 2.D
- Bank Work 2.C
- Bank Work 2.B
- Bank Work 2.A
- Bank Work 2
- Bank Work 1.H
- Bank Work 1.G
- Bank Work 1.F
- Bank Work 1.E
- Bank Work 1.D
- Bank Work 1.C
- Bank Work 1.B
- Bank Work 1.A
Chapter 13: Bank Work
- Another New Job?
- Released?
- Released
- The White Cell 1.J
- The White Cell 1.I
- The White Cell 1.H
- The White Cell 1.G
- The White Cell 1.F
- The White Cell 1.E
- The White Cell 1.D
- The White Cell 1.C
- The White Cell 1.B
- The White Cell 1.A
Chapter 12: The White Cell
- The Park 1.F
- The Park 1.E
- The Park 1.D
- The Park 1.C
- The Park 1.B
- The Park 1.A
Chapter 11: The Park
- My Brother’s Face
- Pain
- Silent
- Still
- You’re Finally Awake
- Hell 1.I
- Hell 1.H
- Hell 1.G
- Hell 1.F
- Hell 1.E
- Hell 1.D
- Hell 1.C
- Hell 1.B
- Hell 1.A
Chapter 10: Hell
- A Pleasant Halloween 9
- A Pleasant Halloween 8
- A Pleasant Halloween 7
- A Pleasant Halloween 6
- A Pleasant Halloween 5
- A Pleasant Halloween 4
- A Pleasant Halloween 3
- A Pleasant Halloween 2
- A Pleasant Halloween 1
Chapter 9: A Pleasant Halloween
Stop That
Compensation
- A Cold One With The Boys
- Francis Ranch 7.G
- Francis Ranch 7.F
- Francis Ranch 7.E
- Francis Ranch 7.D
- Francis Ranch 7.C
- Francis Ranch 7.B
Francis Ranch 7.A
- Francis Ranch 6.H
- Francis Ranch 6.G
- Francis Ranch 6.F
- Francis Ranch 6.E
- Francis Ranch 6.D
- Francis Ranch 6.C
- Francis Ranch 6.B
Francis Ranch 6.A
- Francis Ranch 5.H
- Francis Ranch 5.G
- Francis Ranch 5.F
- Francis Ranch 5.E
- Francis Ranch 5.D
- Francis Ranch 5.C
- Francis Ranch 5.B
Francis Ranch 5.A
- Francis Ranch 4.I
- Francis Ranch 4.H
- Francis Ranch 4.G
- Francis Ranch 4.F
- Francis Ranch 4.E
- Francis Ranch 4.D
- Francis Ranch 4.C
- Francis Ranch 4.B
Francis Ranch 4.A
- Francis Ranch 3.J
- Francis Ranch 3.I
- Francis Ranch 3.H
- Francis Ranch 3.G
- Francis Ranch 3.F
- Francis Ranch 3.E
- Francis Ranch 3.D
- Francis Ranch 3.C
- Francis Ranch 3.B
- Francis Ranch 3.A
- Francis Ranch 2.G
- Francis Ranch 2.F
- Francis Ranch 2.E
- Francis Ranch 2.D
- Francis Ranch 2.C
- Francis Ranch 2.B
Francis Ranch 2.A
- Francis Ranch 1.H
- Francis Ranch 1.G
- Francis Ranch 1.F
- Francis Ranch 1.E
- Francis Ranch 1.D
- Francis Ranch 1.C
- Francis Ranch 1.B
- Francis Ranch 1.A
Chapter 8: Francis Ranch
- The Pilot Job 2.G
- The Pilot Job 2.F
- The Pilot Job 2.E
- The Pilot Job 2.D
- The Pilot Job 2.C
- The Pilot Job 2.B
The Pilot Job 2.A
- The Pilot Job 1.F
- The Pilot Job 1.E
- The Pilot Job 1.D
- The Pilot Job 1.C
- The Pilot Job 1.B
- The Pilot Job 1.A
Chapter 7: The Pilot Job
- A New Job
- A Short Lived Reunion
- The House Demon’s Paycheck
- Another Neighbor
- Saving Mother 1.F
- Saving Mother 1.E
- Saving Mother 1.D
- Saving Mother 1.C
- Saving Mother 1.B
- Saving Mother 1.A
Chapter 6: Saving Mother
- Mother’s Birthday 1.E
- Mother’s Birthday 1.D
- Mother’s Birthday 1.C
- Mother’s Birthday 1.B
- Mother’s Birthday 1.A
Chapter 5: Mother’s Birthday
- To Help a Man
- The Rock Boy Gang
- The Bloodman War 3.I
- The Bloodman War 3.H
- The Bloodman War 3.G
- The Bloodman War 3.F
- The Bloodman War 3.E
- The Bloodman War 3.D
- The Bloodman War 3.C
- The Bloodman War 3.B
- The Bloodman War 3.A
The Bloodman War 3
- The Bloodman War 2.I
- The Bloodman War 2.H
- The Bloodman War 2.G
- The Bloodman War 2.F
- The Bloodman War 2.E
- The Bloodman War 2.D
- The Bloodman War 2.C
- The Bloodman War 2.B
- The Bloodman War 2.A
The Bloodman War 2
- The Bloodman War 1.I
- The Bloodman War 1.H
- The Bloodman War 1.G
- The Bloodman War 1.F
- The Bloodman War 1.E
- The Bloodman War 1.D
- The Bloodman War 1.C
- The Bloodman War 1.B
- The Bloodman War 1.A
Chapter 4: The Bloodman War
- A Day in the City 1.E
- A Day in the City 1.D
- A Day in the City 1.C
- A Day in the City 1.B
- A Day in the City 1.A
Chapter 3: A Day in the City
- A Home 1.F
- A Home 1.E
- A Home 1.D
- A Home 1.C
- A Home 1.B
- A Home 1.A
Chapter 2: A Home
- The Step Father 2.D
- The Step Father 2.C
- The Step Father 2.B
- The Step Father 2.A
The Step Father 2
- The Step Father 1.E
- The Step Father 1.D
- The Step Father 1.C
- The Step Father 1.B
- The Step Father 1.A
Chapter 1: The Step Father
- Stranded 1.F
- Stranded 1.E
- Stranded 1.D
- Stranded 1.C
- Stranded 1.B
- Stranded 1.A
Stranded
- Shitpost 2.G
- Shitpost 2.F
- Shitpost 2.E
- Shitpost 2.D
- Shitpost 2.C
- Shitpost 2.B
- Shitpost 2.A
The Shitposts pt 2
- Shitpost 1.G
- Shitpost 1.F
- Shitpost 1.E
- Shitpost 1.D
- Shitpost 1.C
- Shitpost 1.B
- Shitpost 1.A
The Shitposts pt 1
The Shitposts pt 1
TheLegoManSeries on July 19, 2020
These first two chapters were made in boredom with no plan to continue, I only made them to send to some friends for fun and they said I should keep going for fun and so I did. The actual story narrative doesn’t begin for a few chapters but what’s posted is still canon in the life of Lego Man.
