SHAME at 6:42PM, July 31, 2009

no wait a buff steroid using jiggily puff

Orin J Master at 8:14PM, July 10, 2009

update? like, soon maybe? please? also, i bet he pooped in that great ball. like years of poop, and now it's unable to contain anymore. holy mother of chainsaws, that would be horrible.

SHAME at 4:05AM, June 17, 2009

also what about a pyrophobic charizard or a quadriplegic rapidash

SHAME at 4:02AM, June 17, 2009

pikachu looks like the kind if stuff that drips out of rotten corpses

kitsunesan at 10:18AM, May 19, 2009

I need moree.....so I will kill for more..until you update, or something...blarhg blargh blarhg

DracheLehre at 8:50AM, Jan. 28, 2009

A sociopathic Chansey...? A pacififst Ursaring...? ONly time will tell...

I Am The 1337 Master at 8:37AM, Jan. 19, 2009

i'm predicting that it's a freakin spontaneously combusting drugged monkey/human thing. just a guess.

PotatoShreder at 2:08PM, Sept. 10, 2008

faved

G Xon at 7:51AM, Sept. 8, 2008

What MJ said.

MysteriousJeff at 11:53AM, Sept. 6, 2008

Maybe the Pokemon inside is Mewthree. Thus, why he shouldn't open it, because if he does, it will create an anomaly and the entire Pokemon world will explode, implode, then explode again before every single molecule in the Pokemon universe is sucked into a black hole, leaving nothing but a single particle of dust.

Nintendude at 9:50AM, Sept. 6, 2008

Looking at the guy beat up like that, the pokemon could be a Magikarp.

Rayqui at 7:08AM, Sept. 6, 2008

Probably a cursed pokemon. Or a Magikarp.

Jiro Katsu at 6:55AM, Sept. 6, 2008

Holy crap. >o> You updated!! I say, "OPEN IT DUDE!! OPEN IT!!! I BET IT HAS CANDY INSIDE!!! OwO"