Me: Holy Soldon, you're right! I was gonna suggest DBGT, since a lot of people thought that sucked. Though, for the record, I liked it.

“Yeah but that was one of the better animes, at least conpared to BoBoBo.”

“right can we stop discussing video games and listen to bad…wait.
Nevermind.
Keep talking.”

Me: Dude, Bobobo is so far back in the closet he's in fuckin' Narnia!

“Just be careful crossing. This is now an action anime, so yeah, watch out for large crators.” Cov starts walking, avoiding the now meaningful violence. He reachs the other side, where there is a tube. “See that was really easy, see.”

Me: Right… Ok, let's go. And remember, watch out for that gay nosehair.

I jumped down the tube, then looked around.

Me: good god this is what we've been reduced to. Trinity Blood. Oh, shit.

Just then, this music starts playin'

“You guys can cross now. I marked the path.” He slids down the tube, passing slightly because the noise had hurt his head too much.

Kitty watched and had nothing to say except, “Lame anime is lame…” with this she sat down and waited for something more entertaining to come along.

Me: I can't believe I did that. Good god… What is Father Able doin' to that little boy?

I curled up into a fetal position as Coveinant landed next to me.

Senri looked around at it all. It was so forein to him. “?????” He said as he followed the path.

Cov scrambled up the tube, “Guys, I chose this show because the tube would already be here. Also if you don't get to the next sub-level I'll chose the next show.” They all go wide-eyed, and run to the tube.

Me: My eyes… This is far worse than havin' to face my fears!

Cov grabs a chain and wrangles Blood's foot. “Will you just get over here.” He pulls as hard as he can. “I'll explain this to you when we get to the next level.” (Ok guys just cross)

Me: Help!

I jumped into the tube to escape what was goin' on.

(for those who don't know, trinity blood is about the Vatican tryin' to make peace with vampires. This floor is based off the rumor that Catholic priests rape small boys.)

Zeph groaned a little as Kitty sat there, he was still asleep. He'd wake up when somthing intresting happened. But for now. Dream land time

Orange tied a rope to Kitty and dragged her and Zeph down the tube.
“I'm hungry….”

Zeph grinded his head against the tube's walls and hit it hard when he grabbed the wall with his hand and rammed the pendent into the arm, a glowing blue ruin appeared and a wormhole started to rip open where Zeph's hand was, he pulled himself Oarnge and Kitty up and through, the room was dark glowing green eyes stared at them, then there was pink eyes, and blue eyes, and purple eyes, Girls giggled, Zeph smiled sheepishly but was freaked out when the Lights turned on, they were All MEN!!!!
“NO FREAKEN WAY! THEY SOUND LIKE GIRLS!” Zeph's brain ran 240, He looked around, they all had armor and weapons, and the pink eyes turned red, he looked up blazing black fire burned in a silver shandaleer, they were in teh dining hall of a dark mansion, the men grinned their teeth showing as silver fangs, Zeph looked to his left, One of the men was already making his way towards kitty, another towards Oarnge, None approached Zeph, Who sighed a sigh of relief, but took it back when a mace nearly leveled his head.

“Wow, Zeph, perverted as always, huh?” Orange said sarcastically, concussing the armored man who had swung the mace at Zeph.

“Hey, I had no idea they were men” Zeph said spinning a foot into a man's helmet dinging it in
“We are the nights that say Ni!” The man cried out, Zeph sighed, “Give it up with the parodies” he mumbled and slammed the man into the wall, another one swung a sword at him, Zeph parried with his guitar, the metal changing into a long purple sword, He backed away lightning spewing out of the blade, he tucked and rolled under the blade bringing up the blade in a skinning motion. The man fell down as Zeph swung the blade slicing him in half, he turned around to see a Massive Warhammer coming down towards his head, he blocked it and rolled backwards.
“son” he gasped “of a bit” Oarnge was flung into him before he could finish his cussing, a sudden explosion issued more Knights through the walls, Zeph flipped Oarnge out of the way of a battle Axe and dodged it within inches of his left ear, he swung his foot out and pegged the knight in the metal defended nuts, He kicked hard enough to dent the metal upwards


In a very Painful fashion the night clung to his nuts and fell over wailing in pain, Zeph sighed. As another Knight went for Kitty, he jumped into the way grabbing Knight's massive Sword and clinging to the blade swinging back and forth he used his right hand to ram the sword up into the Man's arm spinning it in the bone and cracking it too bits.

“Right…”
Orange got up, grabbed Kitty and Zeph and hauled them up a staircase.
“Freaking…
This is getting cliche…”
Then Orange grabbed everyone else and shoved them upward.
She knocked out another knight, slammed the door behind her, and bolted it.
“Did we all die or something?” she panted, staring at them all.

Zeph rubbed his head. “Yeah… Probaly.. So. Shall we go to the mall? I'm hungry and I heard Santa's there, I wanted to ask him about my uranium”

Orange stared.
“…freak.”

Kitty woke up completly disoriented. “What's going on?”, she asked.

“Nothing out of the ordinary…
We're in a mall kinda thing.
Now go shopping or something…I'm gonna get food…”
Orange headed to the food area.

“I see…AH!” she screamed suddenly being flipped on her back. “Wait!” she started trying to untie the rope as she was still being dragged by Orange.

“Ohright…”
Orange sliced the rope off and started going to the nearest food area.
“God I'm hungry…”

Zeph was dragged along by his foot
“Wow I get a reaaaaaaaaaaal Fasinatign veiw of your backside Oarnge… and the floor, and that Guy's shoe… Looks like hasn't bathed in weeks… and that… Okay POODLE BOY STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FACE! GO PISS ON A FIRE HYDRANT NOT ME!”

“Right…you too huh?”
Orange twirled the shiny wrist blade and sliced the rope again.
Unfortunately, this caused quite a few mall-goers to stare.
“…For the record, I blame you.” Orange said.

(loldoublepost.)

“Righto…”
Orange noticed a shopper talking frantically on her cellphone and looking at the group.
“Y'know…I was wondering why we're in a mall…in a tower,” Orange said, dragging Zeph and Kitty to a stairwell.
“Looks like we won't get anything after all…sucks, eh?”

Me: *drops out of a portal right nest to kiity* Ok, where are we now? Some sort of shoppin' place?