Which o' ye hearty tars'll join ol' Ironscarf t' give these ‘ere forums a jolly rodgerin’?! We'll be sippin' some grog, slittin' some gizzards an' tellin' some tall tales o' the sea - like th' time I be sailin' wi' rum swillin' Skoolmunk'e, the pirate beauty what broke me ‘eart an’ bent me cutlass!
Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Be ye not talkin' pirate talk, ye'll be blow dryin' Neptune's beard at the bottom o' the briny afore breakfast ye scurvy dogs! Now, where be me hornpipe?