first the starting of the story will begin, then afterwards the person will stop and the next person can continue it in any way!
you can even say the ending of the story.
Please try to make the story random.
do not end the story until at least 5 comments have been made.
I will start…

On the planet turkeyopplis, millions of clucking chickens rule the towns and fight each other randomly until the chicken cops have to stop them.
the mayor of the planet is named mr. sunnyside.
and the mayor would …


Next person continues the story.

Nintendude
On the planet turkeyopplis, millions of clucking chickens rule the towns and fight each other randomly until the chicken cops have to stop them.
the mayor of the planet is named mr. sunnyside.
and the mayor would …

jerk his gobbler to lots of porn. It was fucking awesome. He jerked off while calling the cops because…

his baster broke so he sent the cops to the land of…

Chickenville! Turkeyoppolis's most hated neighbor of a town cause a few years ago…

…they broke into his house while he slept, and gave him a sex change. It's okay. He was secretly a man in a woman's body. But he was REALLY mad at them because…

… They owed him money and he was getting impatient “Where's my Frackin' money?!?” he shouted. The chickenvillians replied with…

An isult. “Up your arse you damn turkeies!” They had said. And with that they turkeies reacted to there actions by…

Going to war with Iraq Town, since George W Bush and Tony blair told them to do it. Of course, the Iraq Townies were having none of this, so they all moved to…

Chickenville to build up forces and plan a rebellion because…

…every decision George Bush as made thus far has caused Chickenville pain and suffering and AGONY and SUCH SADNESS which caused most of them to DIE or LIVE IN FEAR of being tossed away to MCDONALDS. In order to avoid any more chaos, they made sure to bring the following weapons:

An Ak47, Bazooka, Nuke, Flamethrower, Black Hole Generator, and…

Paranoid Skitzofrenics! this is dangerous since these guys just might…

masturbate on young underage kindergarteners! What the fuck were they thinking when…

They started handing out free cookies! With chocolate chips! However there was a secret ingredient, which was…

SEMEN! It tasted very…

…milky. But then the KFCians came to town and…

Turned it into Fried Chickenville! The villagers had no choice but to…

have an insane orgy!!! This allowed them to (somehow) break free of all the… THINGS!!! Suddenly, a huge boss-monster-thingy appeared, and his name was…

AIDS. He reached for his pocket and pulled out a…

rabid weaisil, which bit everyone in a 4 mile radius which in turn…

injured everyone, including himself. He died (because it was his ONE WEAKNESS), as well as everyone else. Soon after, a sexeh necromancer (named Sexeh) raised all the chickens from the dead to RULE THE STATE!!! (meh… ruling the world is way too overrated XDD )

Since you didn't put in a place to continue, I'll make one of my own!

He succeeded. But suddenly…

..He had a sex change (paid for by San Fransisco) and became a she! After that…

she decided to tell her wife what happened. After being kicked out, she decided to take over the country because of her anger 'n stuff. She went to a cemetery, raised the death, then…

took out a strap-on made from a telephone pole and fucked each and every zombie in the ass until their intestinal track and other organs were flowing out of their assholes. She then…

she went to texas and did the same thing to George Bush while…

The turkeies started to go to war with the people of Fried chicken ville and as the fight raged on the FC's summoned their…

Cyber lawyers which rampaged the land while smoking…

Fish to preserve it. No, they were ACTUALLY smoking fish. They did this because…

all the cool Cyber Lawyers did it so they smoked it all night long while…