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deleted-byrequest-03 at 11:39AM, Nov. 22, 2006

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…Sexeh wondered why everything was alive again. It didn't matter. She was allergic to smoked fish, so she died, The citizens of Chickenville tied her corpse to a pole and made it their national flag. Soon after, the cyber lawyers raped several cats, as the citizens of chickenville

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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ssbguy at 6:36PM, Nov. 22, 2006

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…said “fuck the Turkies!” and went home to resume their normal business.

the Turkies, having nothing to do now, decided to see if they could destroy the Cyber-Lawyers, who were disturbing the peace and…

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strong414bad at 6:37PM, Nov. 22, 2006

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Saying OBJECTION! a lot. They happened to be led by a certian Phoenix Wright along with…

Why hello there.

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Mega Josh at 7:17PM, Nov. 22, 2006

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Some crazed hobo who promised to give him wealth beyond his wildest dreams. Meanwhile…

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 11:11PM, Nov. 24, 2006

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a gay bar called ‘sassafrass’ opened. It was invinsible, so no one could ever destroy it. As people tried, it just got stronger and stronger. Soon, people dealt with the bar, and began going there. This made the citizens happy, because…

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Mega Josh at 11:38PM, Nov. 24, 2006

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They loved gay bars. The reason for this was because…

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strong414bad at 7:51PM, Nov. 25, 2006

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They served good popcorn chicken. But the bar's hidden agenda was…

Why hello there.

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Brinx at 8:01PM, Nov. 25, 2006

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To take over all the towns and then the world. But they couldn't do it cause…

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:37AM, Nov. 28, 2006

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their tutu's were at the cleaners so they guzzuled down enegry tanks while…

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Brinx at 2:40PM, Nov. 28, 2006

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Partying at the clubs. But there parties are always interupted by one person…

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Rich at 8:26PM, Nov. 28, 2006

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THE EXTREME ASS-RAPING BASTARD! He came in and proceeded to rip off his pants and rape…

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Nightmare Zero at 5:11AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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everyone in sight whule screaming “I WANT LITTLE BOYS!” while…

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SympleSymon at 6:34AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Farting the national anthem of Uganda in C Minor. Meanwhile…

Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

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Nightmare Zero at 8:31AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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The Power Rangers Teleported onto the scene where they asses handed to them by Chuck Norris while…

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SympleSymon at 8:53AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Steven Seagal used his ponytail to throttle the VR Troopers as…

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Nightmare Zero at 9:01AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Kemit the frog started to bitchslap big bird while…

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SympleSymon at 9:22AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Miss Piggy got ass-raped by the Grouch. Then…

(I could go on all night…)

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Nightmare Zero at 10:19AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Big Bird got pissed. and ripped Kermit's head off an threw the head at the grouch who…

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SympleSymon at 10:22AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Started head-fucking that as well, because he had two dicks! Or maybe his fleas fucked it instead, who could tell? Anyway…

Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

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Nightmare Zero at 10:36AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Back in the Chicken universe, things were not well because…

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SympleSymon at 11:38AM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Somehow they all knew they were missing out on the orgy. This…

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Nightmare Zero at 8:41AM, Nov. 30, 2006

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made them angry, so angry that they…

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SympleSymon at 12:01PM, Nov. 30, 2006

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used their psychic kablooie powers to make all the people shagging miles away go kablooie in the head and…

Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

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Nightmare Zero at 5:20AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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they all started doing the chicken dance while drinking vodka while…

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Brinx at 6:43PM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Playing the piano and throwing darts. And while this was going on…

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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SympleSymon at 7:38AM, Dec. 4, 2006

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Optimuse Prime was thrusting away to Disco Inferno on Cybertron. Since he…

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 8:06PM, Dec. 4, 2006

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secretly wanted to have sex with goku from dragon ball z. He soon found him and humped his japanese-tight ass. This made goku feel…

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Nightmare Zero at 8:23AM, Dec. 5, 2006

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like he was a woman and that his wife, Chi Chi ws the guy so…

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SympleSymon at 6:08AM, Dec. 7, 2006

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They performed fusion to become the ultimate hermaphrodite, power level 253, 653, 384, OMG! When suddenly…

Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

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Nightmare Zero at 9:05AM, Dec. 7, 2006

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the stampeding bears trampled everything in sight while…

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