I have never seen this in the forums, so I figured I'd introduce it.
The rules are simple, You fulfill the wish of the person before you, then make your own, but you are a literal genie, or whatever kind of genie does bad things to people who wish for stuff.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted, but now the IRS is suing you for fifteen times your worth and you're being arrested for tax fraud.

I wish I had the world's largest pizza

Person 3: Granted, but your crushed by the slice that's yours.

I wish….

And etc.



I'll start.

I wish the economy would pick back up.

The economy picks back up, but strains it's back, unable to do any work, it falls into depression.

I wish cars could fly.

Granted. Now there are mass casualties for both people in airplanes and birds.

I wish that I could have adjustable x-ray vision.

Granted, but the constant exposure to x-rays gives you and everybody around you terminal cancer.

I wish I had a star-ship.

Granted, it lands ontop of you. The auto-defense senses a bird, and starts a huge war with Earth. It explodes.

I wish I had a cool looking fedora.

Granted. The very next night you're woken up at gunpoint, by a very angry mobster who's the original owner of the hat.

I wish that I would win the current GM election.

Granted. The mob boss you stole it from puts you to sleep…


with the fishes.

Edit: Dammit I got Ninja'd

Granted. You are so excited that you won that race up and down the streets like a mad man, you are looked up and unable to GM the game.

I wish 6:00 pm would hurry up and get here.

Granted. It's 6:00 P.M…..70 years from now! And you're bald.

I wish that I had good AT&T coverage.

Granted. You now have excellent coverage, in a 3m^2 area in the middle of Siberia.
I wish for the most disgusting sandwich ever conceived.

Granted: Its already in your stomach. And poisonous.

I wish i had the most completely harmless thing ever.

Granted, but the level of boredom you feel at the sheer lack of risk will inevitably make you hate it.

I wish that I were terribly wealthy.

Granted. You suffer from paranoia, depression, and a deep seated fear that you don't have any real friends, but your the wealthiest person in history.

I wish for the fastest car known to existence.

Granted, but you open up the hood and discover that it doesn't have an engine.

I wish I had a brain!

Granted. You now have the brain of a cockroach.

I wish my car had an engine.

Granted, that's what's for lunch.

Damn, ninja'd! You'r car has an engine, but it's for a plane, a plane engine.

I wish I had time to finish my math course.

Granted. You still failed though.

I wish i had a drill through my face.

Granted, now you're dead.

I wish I could board that plane to Las Vegas tomarrow with confidence! (I'm seriously for real getting on a plane to Las Vegas tomarrow, so yeah…)

Granted, you now have eternal life. You become depressed and psychotic as everyone you loved dies and centuries race by barely remembered, but you now have time to finish that math course.

edit:Sorry I got ninja'd twice.

You get on the plane only to discover it's going to Las Vegas, Panama.

I wish I knew how to compose music.

Granted. You can now compose music. But youre deaf.

I wish i was dead.

(I already killed you, you punk! XD hehe) You die, but you are sent to Purgatory, which is exactly like Earth in every way…which is fairly depressing, no?

(since I don't know whether the others were an epic fail of mine or not I'll just do a new one)

I wish I could walk on the streets of Las Vegas feeling sexy and confident and awesome! (well, it's kind of different)

Granted, but now my spy satellites will detect you sexy and confident thoughts, snap photos, and your pictures are in the vault magazine. enjoy.

i wish braces didn't make my jaw ache.

Granted. Now they cause severe third degree burns and gangrene.

I wish it's cool down so I could mow the grass.

Granted, another ice age appears out of nowhere!

I wish I had a little leprechaun of my own.

Granted The leprechaun turns out to be one of the evil ones from the movies.


I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

Kroatz
Granted, another ice age appears out of nowhere!

YES now I never have to worry about mowing it ever again.

Granted. All of humanity is wiped out and the cockroaches live on and thank us for allowing them to become the dominant species on the planet.

I wish for FIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!

Granted. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted with the stipulations that you must use them all and make a wish every twelve hours, until then you can't die. After a century of having everything given to you you try and commit suicide and wind up a vegetable.

I wish I was the Batman.

Granted, your dna has been spliced with a bat, unfortunatelyit was a dead bat.

I wish for ( )

Well nothing happened so get used to it.

I wish for "Flo" to be funnier.

She's dead, much more funny now, eh?

I wish to win the next GM election.