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Currupted Wish Game
Rengishi
at 1:39PM, May 1, 2009
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wish for something and then corrupt it,like this Me:“I wish for food” other:“It is poisined” I wish for fire abilities
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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cool guy
at 1:46PM, May 1, 2009
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You get Burned
THis has already been done but whatever
I wish to be able to live in New York
THis has already been done but whatever
I wish to be able to live in New York
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 1:56PM, May 1, 2009
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You live in New York for the rest of your life, which is only five minutes after you get there. Sorry you just became worm food buy a mobster.
I wish for a two dollar bill
I wish for a two dollar bill
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soulcelshade
at 2:48PM, May 1, 2009
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Okay, here's your credit card bill.
Amount owed: $2
Pay to FJ1995
I wish for a unicorn.
Amount owed: $2
Pay to FJ1995
I wish for a unicorn.
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Rengishi
at 4:02PM, May 1, 2009
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you are trampled I wish my computer stayed fixed
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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GarBonzo Bean
at 7:38PM, May 1, 2009
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your computer is “fixed” now your computer cannot have children, it developes a hatred for you and deletes all e mails from your boss, hot girls, and your loving sweater-nitting grandma. All you get is spam untill finally your computer falls apart, leaving a will, it gives $5,000 to your cat. You get NOTHING
i wish for a hoverboard that DOES work on water!
i wish for a hoverboard that DOES work on water!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 7:46PM, May 1, 2009
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Your hoverboard works so well on the water you take it out into the sea. Unfortunlly you look like a seal from below. A great white leaps out of the water and with one terrible bite kills you and your hoverboard.
I wish my comic to reach top 10 on drunkduck.com.
I wish my comic to reach top 10 on drunkduck.com.
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soulcelshade
at 9:34PM, May 1, 2009
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Your comic reaches the #1 spot! Unfortunately, immediately after, it's deleted.
I wish I could draw better.
I wish I could draw better.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 9:49PM, May 1, 2009
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You become the greatest artist ever! But saidly while starting on your lastest masterpiece in a buzzsaw factory you lose both hands! Why you ever thought making your art in a buzzsaw factory was a good idea is beyound me.
I wish my comic would be featured.
I wish my comic would be featured.
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Rengishi
at 10:19AM, May 2, 2009
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it's featured on barney I wish Aquarion wasn't so sad
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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soulcelshade
at 10:35AM, May 2, 2009
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Aquarion kills you and that cheers him up pretty good.
I wish I didn't have soccer practice.
I wish I didn't have soccer practice.
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Product Placement
at 11:12AM, May 2, 2009
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All forms of sport is outlawed.
I wish I had something meaningful to wish for.
I wish I had something meaningful to wish for.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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soulcelshade
at 12:58PM, May 2, 2009
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Poof! You now wish you had your organs back. But you won't get them back.
I wish it wasn't so hot– wait the sun's going to burn out.
I wish I could breathe fire– my lungs will burn to a crisp.
Oh! Here's a harder one. I wish my poop was made of gold, but didn't change size or value, or get flushed. Muhahahahaha now you will have to be creative.
I wish it wasn't so hot– wait the sun's going to burn out.
I wish I could breathe fire– my lungs will burn to a crisp.
Oh! Here's a harder one. I wish my poop was made of gold, but didn't change size or value, or get flushed. Muhahahahaha now you will have to be creative.
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GarBonzo Bean
at 9:40AM, May 3, 2009
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granted, your poop is made of gold, you are so happy that you do a little victory dance in the bathroom as your poop sits in the toilet water. Suddenly, a small sewer gator (that you flushed last week) crawls up from your toilet pipes, eats the golden turd, and swims back down to the sewer, the gold mixed with the sewer water turns him radioactive and then he grows godzilla size and crushes your town
i wish that I had an autograph from Kool-aid man
i wish that I had an autograph from Kool-aid man
If its popsicle, its possible!
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soulcelshade
at 1:25PM, May 3, 2009
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OH YEAH! The Kool-Aid man shits on your roof, spelling out his name. Everyone on Google maps can now see your autograph. Unfortunately, everyone can smell it too.
I wish the delete buttons on other posts while replying actually worked.
I wish the delete buttons on other posts while replying actually worked.
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Rengishi
at 2:48PM, May 3, 2009
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DD crashes(thanx a mill dooche. I wish to live forever (able to always be entertained by Anime,and never feel pain) BOOOYA!
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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soulcelshade
at 6:11PM, May 3, 2009
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Easy. All anime ever is canceled and destroyed. Also, you were on fire and died. You didn't know that because you couldn't feel you flesh burn.
I wish I could write more short stories for English, they're always so much fun.
I wish I could write more short stories for English, they're always so much fun.
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umbledijum
at 3:44PM, May 4, 2009
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you get so addicted to writing that you are ostracised by your friends and family and eventually go apeshit and kill your self slowly and painfully.
i wish i could be constantly surrounded by hot women that love and respect me and compliment my looks all the time.
i wish i could be constantly surrounded by hot women that love and respect me and compliment my looks all the time.
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soulcelshade
at 7:55PM, May 4, 2009
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POOF! You're a pimp. Unfortunately, there's a mutiny going on. BANG.
I wish onomatopoeia was used more often.
I wish onomatopoeia was used more often.
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umbledijum
at 1:28PM, May 5, 2009
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all around people are suddenly going “BAM!” and “KAPOW!” until eventually your head explodes from the awesomeness.
(i have a sudden urge to go i wish i wish i was a fish
i wish i was a famous and talented comic writer/artist
(i have a sudden urge to go i wish i wish i was a fish
i wish i was a famous and talented comic writer/artist
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GarBonzo Bean
at 2:37PM, May 5, 2009
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You are. Then you turn into a fish. loosing all of your fingers, drawing becomes impossible. Then, you trudge off to live in a nearby pond and get eaten by a pelican
I wish for someone to tell me a really funny joke
I wish for someone to tell me a really funny joke
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Walrus
at 5:33PM, May 5, 2009
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About you “coming out of the closet”.
I wish for money.
I wish for money.
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umbledijum
at 12:13PM, May 6, 2009
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you get so many paper cuts from the bills that you die from loss of blood and looking like a poorly done paper snowflake.
i wish my avatar was cooler
i wish my avatar was cooler
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soulcelshade
at 12:27PM, May 6, 2009
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BAM! Your computer freezes up while your making the coolest avatar ever. Then it's covered in liquid nitrogen. BOOYAH.
I wish that my wishes didn't come true in hilariously unfortunate ways.
I wish that my wishes didn't come true in hilariously unfortunate ways.
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umbledijum
at 12:43PM, May 6, 2009
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it comes true in the most boring way possible, making you so disappointed that you kill yourself (again)
EDIT: i wish i would remember to wish for stuff. Sorry.
EDIT: i wish i would remember to wish for stuff. Sorry.
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soulcelshade
at 1:30PM, May 6, 2009
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You didn't wish at all, therefore you don't exist. Bye…….
I wish umblebumblebeewhatever knew abut the EDIT button.
I wish umblebumblebeewhatever knew abut the EDIT button.
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umbledijum
at 6:24PM, May 6, 2009
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hmm, we seem to have wrapped ourselves into some kind of reciprocal paradox, eh flappy? Allow me to break…
I wish I had a pet tiger that didn't eat people.
I wish I had a pet tiger that didn't eat people.
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soulcelshade
at 8:34PM, May 6, 2009
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BAM! Your pet tiger only eats person. And by person, I mean you.
I wish I wish upon a star, that you could wish without it having to rhyme with car.
I wish I wish upon a star, that you could wish without it having to rhyme with car.
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umbledijum
at 2:00PM, May 7, 2009
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SKAPOW!!! star now rhymes with kerschmoople and Phonetics officials everywhere are sent into an outrage and you are prison by the grammar police.
i wish i never have to go to math class
i wish i never have to go to math class
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:42PM, May 7, 2009
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KaZaH! You never have to go to math class agian. The same is true with english, history, p.e. nor any other class for that matter cause your dead.
I wish for a motivational poster about me.
I wish for a motivational poster about me.
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