As you are posing for the picture, a nearby chemist trips and throws acid at your face. your skin melts and you poster has your hideous face and under it says, “milk makes strong bones”

I wish that pigs really could fly

All the pigs fly away from their pens and return to the wild. The pork industry collapses and the price of bacon exceeds the price of gold. The suffering of the pork addicted masses is sort lived though, because swine flu spreads unchecked throughout the world and wipes out humanity.



I wish I was a movie star!

you become a star in the backdrop of a movie

i wish for ninja abilities

The ninja abilities of a fat hairy man with a crusty beard and a fat fold full of jelly.


I wish for a hot woman.



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She is hot, but also a serial killer, and then kills you and all your family.









i wish i was a faster typist.

BAM! You're the fastest typist in the world. Unfortunately, all you can type at that speed is gibberish.

I wish EVERYONE would use sound effects when the granted a wish in this game.

Shazam! Everyone now uses sound words when a wish is granted, but everyone develops a brain tumor so that all they can type is noise-words. Communications collapse world wide, major business fall into bankruptsy and the economy crashes hard and fast, forcing everyone to become cannibles. You are the first one eaten. Soon, everyone in the world is gone, except for one outrageously fat man. He is immobilized by his own girth and is soon eaten by a coyote. The End.

I wish I was cool.

You are cool. Almost as cool as a 45 year old virgin who lives in a one room shack 40 miles away from civilization, having never encountered any sexual experiences, forcing him to masturbate to the badgers humping each other behind a tree.


I wish I was Popsicle!

a granny mastubates with you I wish i was a Bleach shinigami

a granny mastubates with you I wish i was a Bleach shinigami

BAM! You're now a shinigami. But it just so happens that the shinigami you turned into is in prion for all eternity for stealing a pair of ghost shoes.

I wish I had more time.

KaZoom! Time stops for everyone but you! You have all the time you could ever what. Unfortunly you can't restart it! Your trapped, all alone! You grow old by yourself and die of old age.

I wish to become Godfather in MafiaVII

BAM! You join the Persian mafia, and become their Godfather! But you're killed in a mutiny because you were eating chips in bed.

I wish Jiminy Cricket would die.

And just like Disney tradition, they make a new, more annoying character to replace him and then milk him for all he's worth. Which ends up making you wish Jiminy never died.

Speaking of Disney; I wish for Kenny Ortega's fingers to be melted off in a freak microwave accident and prevent him from making anymore High School Musical movies.

Granted, now he makes Collage Musicals with even gayer actors and stupider songs that before.






I wish my scanner worked on Windows Vista.

Your scanner works on windows vista. The very next day, a new technology comes out for an exteremly low price. You buy it, but then find out that your scanner will ONLY work on windows vista.

I wish school was over

Granted, School is now over…OVER your parent's budget and you have to drop out and you never get a job. ( that was lame )






I wish my Spanish Finals weren't so hard

Granted! But it turns out, it was so easy that you ended up not learning any Spanish at all. A bunch crazed gunmen invade your school and your only chance to save the day is to negotiate with them. Ends up, they only speak Spanish and you get shot in the shoulder…and legs…and torso…



I wish I could get an interview with at least one job I've applied for.

you do, but you die of excitement

I wish I could do mad cool flips and slow down time

Granted. You work at Burger King flipping burgers and you slow down time but you don't know how to speed it up again. So you're stuck at BK forever.







I wish I had Vol.2-12 of Death Note.

granted. Turns out “Death Note” is, in fact, the worst series ever and you commit suicide over how much you have obsessed over it by spontaneously exploding.


I wish I was nicknamed “cooler than cool guy”

Granted. I show up behind you and say “There's only room in the forums for one Cool Guy” and kill you.






I wish the swine flu didn't exist.

granted. In its place the T-Virus spreads (I am assuming you know what the T-Virus is. If not google it)


I wish I was an invincible bad-ass mofo who kills heaps of zombies and is, in general, a person you could call “mad-wicked-sweet-zombie-killing-bad-assed-mofo-who-gets-sweet-sweet-love-with-hot-chicks-every-day-all-the-time”.

You are but in an MMOG. In real life you're just like Fergley from the “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series








I wish I could play guitar

granted, but it's an air guitar, and you play badly

I wish I'd gotten to corrupt a wish <:(

granted but it will be a bad one (hahaha sorry I forgot to write one)

I wish I was a FAIRY!

Granted. You turn into the laserpen red light that can sometimes be mistaken as fairies.

I wish I had a banapple tree

Bam you are cut down

I wish to marry Yoruichi

you marry a professional (male) Yoruichi impersonator and you don't find out until your pregnant… somehow

I wish people stop calling me black im ASIAN for god's sake