Granted, you get the crazy idea to bungie jump with the string cheese. Unfortunatly, the string cheese lacks the tensile strength to support a dancing bannana. You fall to your death, ending up as baby food.
I wish the Office would run forever and always. (corrupt this if you can.)
MAFIA... and other forum games
Currupted Wish Game
Nega Link
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cool guy
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Granted! It runs forever with the same actors who eventually die but continue to appear in the show. The show loses it's viewers because the actors arn't doing anything.
I wish I was a very successful and known comedian.
I wish I was a very successful and known comedian.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Nega Link
at 1:18PM, June 14, 2009
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Granted, you switch bodies with Carlos Mencia. The racist bastard, trapped in your body make you look like a total tool. You parents, friends, and significant other form a pactr to kill “you” and rid the world of “your” twistedly bad comedy stylings.
I wish I was better at HTML.
I wish I was better at HTML.
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cool guy
at 8:24AM, June 16, 2009
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Granted you're better at
Hoisting
Tons
of
Mayo
Loads
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese
Hoisting
Tons
of
Mayo
Loads
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker
at 5:31PM, June 16, 2009
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granted, but Japan explodes somehow and then every Japanese-speaking individual explodes too.
I wish that I could have everything I could ever possibly want
I wish that I could have everything I could ever possibly want
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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therealtj
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Granted. However, due to your lack of imagination, everything you ever wanted ammounts to 22 cents, a pack of bubble gum, and a little toy gun, that you don't even remember wanting.
I wish everyone in the world was completely happy, and healthy, and no one had any problems.
I wish everyone in the world was completely happy, and healthy, and no one had any problems.
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Nega Link
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Granted, without the hardships of life people no longer appreciate good fortune and take to sitting alone in an empty room staring at the wall.
I wish I had a cheessteak with raw onions fries with gravy and onion rings.
I wish I had a cheessteak with raw onions fries with gravy and onion rings.
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ParkerFarker
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granted, but someone already chewed it and SHAT it out.
I wish for the ability to not procrastinate ever.
I wish for the ability to not procrastinate ever.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa
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ParkerFarkergranted, you never do anything.
granted, but someone already chewed it and SHAT it out.
I wish for the ability to not procrastinate ever.
I wish I hadn;t gotten lynched because of a stupid joke.
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker
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granted, but then one of your dino buddies “accidentally” kills you anyway even though that's impossible.
I wish I had a cool robotic pet that did what I wanted and was cool
I wish I had a cool robotic pet that did what I wanted and was cool
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Nega Link
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Granted, the robotic Jackalope you aquire is so “cool” that the extremely low tempurature causes a short circut and it kills everything you have ever loved.
I wish I super awesome vampire (not the sparkly kind) more like the “30 days of Night” variety.
I wish I super awesome vampire (not the sparkly kind) more like the “30 days of Night” variety.
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Kaolyne
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You became a super awesome vampire. Then lots of fangirls run to you. They all love you. Then all the boys became extremely envious of you and they also wished to be super awesome vampires. They all look better than you and you feel lonely and start to commit suicide.
No offense…
I wish my comic characters were real.
No offense…
I wish my comic characters were real.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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ParkerFarker
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they become real. You become fictional.
I wish I was the overlord of the universe and could never die!
I wish I was the overlord of the universe and could never die!
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Freegurt
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You do! Then the people revolt and lock you up and you have to endure horrible tortures until the end of time, constantly wishing you were able to die.
I wish I could get a job….
I wish I could get a job….
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therealtj
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You get a job as an artificial cow inseminator. It's quite unpleasent, and due to the economic times it doesn't pay very well.
I wish I had a time machine!
I wish I had a time machine!
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Kaolyne
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You get a time machine. You suddenly get an urge to change everything that happened to you. You go back in time and change the past. Unfortunately, you cause a paradox. Then you realize that you do not exist anymore.
I wish I could fly like Peter Pan.
I wish I could fly like Peter Pan.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Walrus
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But then you would be arrested as a sexual predator for carting kids around, claiming their going to “Neverland”, which is really just the back of you van.
I wish I had a nice raincoat and big thick sunglasses! (that will impress the ladies!)
I wish I had a nice raincoat and big thick sunglasses! (that will impress the ladies!)
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cool guy
at 6:21AM, June 23, 2009
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Granted! Under that rain coat you keep candy to lure in little children and you get arrested.
I wish I could be a member of Slipknot(the band).
I wish I could be a member of Slipknot(the band).
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne
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Granted! You become a member of the band. You are also the most famous. Everybody chases you EVERYWHERE you are. You lost your privacy.
I wish this wish would not become corrupted.
I wish this wish would not become corrupted.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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ParkerFarker
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granted, it… well… hmmm. Well you don't get much out of it.
I wish my full name was Abgonhurtzhcondolwahitititedefrongalmwasdonparbiolusin Ghurdfalloutondrawezzghontchikchaque the 3rd.
I wish my full name was Abgonhurtzhcondolwahitititedefrongalmwasdonparbiolusin Ghurdfalloutondrawezzghontchikchaque the 3rd.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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GarBonzo Bean
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granted nobody can pronounce your name, but you don't care! you ask the world record committee if you have the longest name and it turns out you were short by one letter. now you care
I wish that whenever I was trying to buy something, I would have exact change in my pocket
I wish that whenever I was trying to buy something, I would have exact change in my pocket
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Kaolyne
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Granted! You get exact change in your pocket. Unfortunately, you forgot to sew the hole in your pocket. All the change fell inside the gutter.
I wish I was the smartest being in the universe.
I wish I was the smartest being in the universe.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Niccea
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Granted. But you are the only person left in the Universe.
I wish that they would recall Transformers II and make it better.
I wish that they would recall Transformers II and make it better.
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Teh Andeh
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Granted. but then you realize not all fan quirks should be met as you sit and watch teh equivalent of a disney produced anime inspired show about transformers that are actually all bishie men who transform into fail slash fiction abused isotopes
I wish people would accept toy franchises are ment to sell toys.
I wish people would accept toy franchises are ment to sell toys.
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cool guy
at 6:09AM, June 27, 2009
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granted!no one buys them anyway.
I wish I had an electric guitar.
I wish I had an electric guitar.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne
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Granted! But it was defective so you ended up getting electrocuted.
I wish I was nice.
I wish I was nice.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Nega Link
at 11:49PM, June 29, 2009
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Granted, younare so nice that you give all of your stuff to a homless man you meet on the street and become homeless yourself.
I wish The Duck would attend AA meetings and get clean.
I wish The Duck would attend AA meetings and get clean.
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Salsa
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Granted but DrunkDuck no longer exists and it's all your fault.
I wish I was fishing.
I wish I was fishing.
RAGE!
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waff
at 11:35AM, June 30, 2009
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you get eaten by a massive fish.
I wish for a sandwich (and that this wish wouldn't get corrupted).
I wish for a sandwich (and that this wish wouldn't get corrupted).
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Freegurt
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It gets corrupted anyway. Enjoy your dick sandwich.
I wish mediocrity wasn't so popular these days.
I wish mediocrity wasn't so popular these days.
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