granted, the most absolute horrible-ness becomes popular, stuff so bad that calling it “mediocre” is a blessing.

I wish that I had Superman's super powers but Kryptonite had no effect on me at all.

Granted, you get superpowers and the media loves the idea of a super-space monkey. After you were caught smoking, they turn on you and an angry mob shows up to burn your rocket house to the ground.

I wish people would stop saying “I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted” that's the point of the game

Granted, everyone stops ruining this forum game but then the game becomes more popular. Slowly, day by day more people join Drunk Duck to specifically participate in this game. The n00bs start posting on other parts of the forum. More and more posts are being recorded each day. Astronomically large numbers of posters. On February 5, 2010 Fox News will have a report about Drunk Duck in which a prop van is blown up 15 times in 3 min for dramatic effect. The denizens of the Drunk Duck community will be referred to as “sequential artists on steroids”. Everyone in america will go out and buy a dog.





I wish I could eat the Sunday school.

Granted. But it's poisonous.





I wish that the rumors of a live action Pokemon movie will stay just rumors.

granted. but Pokemon the Live action Movie was the only thing that kept the commies out of America and you get invaded.



I wish I didn't feel any discomfort unless I wanted to.

Granted! You die instead.

I wish I was a cute hot girl.

granted, but every other girl on the world, along with every good-looking/remotely attractive guy on the world, explodes. Now, you are the only girl left on a planet with millions of ugly bald fat perv guys.


I wish my calculator watch would tell the temperature too.

Granted! Your calculator watch now turns into an ordinary thermometer.

I wish the ugly bald fat perv guys from my last wish turn into good looking bishoujo men.

Granted but they're so good looking they fall in love with themselves and ignore you completely.






I wish I had the Guitar Hero:Metallica controller.