Can I set your house on fire?

Where am I?

Is that your final answer?

TheSwordUpsilon
Can I set your house on fire?

Yes, but only if your locked in the bathroom.

Next question Please.

kitty17
Where am I?

A place with a computer.

Next question Please.

Krensada
Is that your final answer?

It never is.

Next question Please.

Are you a fan of Predator?

I have many questions.

-By Jimney, how many of you are in there?

-If I steal your cold hot cola reserve and replace it with russian boar extract, would you notice?

-Does my avatar seem emo?

-Do colors matter?

-Would you like some cookies?

-Why is the duck green?

-If I can prove that any number equals any number as long as infinity exists, does this mean cilinder hats should only be worn with monocles while eating peanuts?

-Can I have your ears?

-Assuming I demand a missle which can blow a hole in the surface of the sun, what are the chances of me getting a “free legion of scientists” coupon?

-If I make a ray to turn all tacos into grape-tasting gelatin, will you turn the oceans into iron towels?

-If I declare that when people die they become gods regardless of karma, how many people will commit suicide?

-If last year my cult had 3 members, how many hairballs will a flying cow cough up in the next hour?

-If being dirtied makes me lucky, will cleaning myself mean forfeiting all bonuses and benefits?

-Why am I asking so many questions when I can be working?

Krensada
Are you a fan of Predator?

The Predators are fans of US!

Next Question Please.

Jenia
I have many questions.

-By Jimney, how many of you are in there?

-If I steal your cold hot cola reserve and replace it with russian boar extract, would you notice?

-Does my avatar seem emo?

-Do colors matter?

-Would you like some cookies?

-Why is the duck green?

-If I can prove that any number equals any number as long as infinity exists, does this mean cilinder hats should only be worn with monocles while eating peanuts?

-Can I have your ears?

-Assuming I demand a missle which can blow a hole in the surface of the sun, what are the chances of me getting a “free legion of scientists” coupon?

-If I make a ray to turn all tacos into grape-tasting gelatin, will you turn the oceans into iron towels?

-If I declare that when people die they become gods regardless of karma, how many people will commit suicide?

-If last year my cult had 3 members, how many hairballs will a flying cow cough up in the next hour?

-If being dirtied makes me lucky, will cleaning myself mean forfeiting all bonuses and benefits?

-Why am I asking so many questions when I can be working?

In order. *deep inhaile*

-More than you think.

-YES!

- no just Inverted.

- Only Black, Green purple and Yellow.

- Only if they are Doom flavord.

- He drank to much.

- depends on migratory patterns.

- Only if we can take your soul.

- good if you act now and pay the 8% APR with the Evil scienist starter kit.

- No but a hord of Demons will turn you Inside out.

- Canada.

- 1

- only on a leap year.

- Cuz you want a Litte PIGGY!
*Large Exhaile*

Next Question Please.

Would you be kind enough to send me some cold hot cola?

imshard
Would you be kind enough to send me some cold hot cola?

Yes, Yes we would. but replace the word Kind, with “Extremely Violent”. and then after Cola add, “In the most Evil way imaginable”.
(BTW love the Avatar ^^)


Next Question Please.

My sister has an irritating and controlling boy friend. What do I do?

vgman
My sister has an irritating and controlling boy friend. What do I do?

Offer Beer, then… KILL HIM!

Next Question Please.

Why do they call it a “spine”?

ShinGen
Why do they call it a “spine”?

It was better than Squigglypooch.

Next Question Please.

Would you be Extremely Violent enough to send me some cold hot cola in the most Evil way imaginable?

(I like the avatar too)

Would ya make mine a double? On the rocks.

lolwut?

Have you tried the box?

More question…

Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.

How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?

Can you speak Orzese?

Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?

How many of you are in there, exactly?

Did your clock reset?

What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?

Can two megalomaniacs coexist?

Can two madmen coexist?

Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?

How would you define ‘the human’?

Why do you never pretend to be normal?

If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?

Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.

Disco or Breakdancing?

ShinGen

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.

Lord Shplane

ShinGen

imshard
Would you be Extremely Violent enough to send me some cold hot cola in the most Evil way imaginable?

(I like the avatar too)

Yes, Yes we can.

Next Question Please.

ShinGen
Would ya make mine a double? On the rocks.

Sure you better like limestone cuz we are all out of Lava rocks.

Next Question Please.

Atom Apple
lolwut?

Indeed.

Next question Please.

Lord Shplane
Have you tried the box?

Yes, we like the Triangle better. Sharper taste.

Next question Please.

ShinGen

Strike One!

Next Question Please.

Jenia
More question…

Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.

How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?

Can you speak Orzese?

Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?

How many of you are in there, exactly?

Did your clock reset?

What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?

Can two megalomaniacs coexist?

Can two madmen coexist?

Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?

How would you define ‘the human’?

Why do you never pretend to be normal?

If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?

Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.

-We have not stopped; you just can't see us when we are watching you. >3

-A 10 megaton Bomb.

-We can if we wanted to.

-We rather do the Plakalaka.

-Too many.

-NEVER!

-You don't want to know.

-Yes

-Also Yes.

-a vary, maybe, no.

-Virus, cancer, waist of carbon, Blight upon the earth, stupid, mortal, Food.

-Why pretend to be something we are not.

-Every chance we got. For us it's not about evil, it's about having fun.

Next Question Please.

ShinGen
Disco or Breakdancing?

MOSH PIT SLAM DANCING!

Next Question Please.

Lord Shplane

ShinGen

Strike Two!

Next Question Please.

Cthulhu
This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.

You…. Can't…. Kill….. My…. Mind!

A man delivered, Can never make his way in Darkness.
I know tonight will end, But I wont give this life away again.

Next Question Please.

imshard

Lord Shplane

ShinGen

Strike three! DIE!!!!!

Next Question Please.

Jenia
More question…

Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.

How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?

Can you speak Orzese?

Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?

How many of you are in there, exactly?

Did your clock reset?

What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?

Can two megalomaniacs coexist?

Can two madmen coexist?

Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?

How would you define ‘the human’?

Why do you never pretend to be normal?

If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?

Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.

-We have not stopped; you just can't see us when we are watching you. >3

-A 10 megaton Bomb.

-We can if we wanted to.

-We rather do the Plakalaka.

-Too many.

-NEVER!

-You don't want to know.

-Yes

-Also Yes.

-a vary, maybe, no.

-Virus, cancer, waist of carbon, Blight upon the earth, stupid, mortal, Food.

-Why pretend to be something we are not.

-Every chance we got. For us it's not about evil, it's about having fun.


There are so many holes in there I can't even begin to number them… No wait, yes I can.

-If that is so, how come the second of seven saw you?

-And if you do not have monkeys available?

-In that case, tell me where do those who are jumping in front of heavy space in pepper parties and dance with fingers live. Where do they live? Yes, this one answer counts :p

-The plakalaka is not seventy to the power of two. Dakdaklakpak, however, is. Respect the flaining bot or break it, I say. Do you even know that it is friends with many fingers?

-Exactly. Numbers please. Not words. Numbers. How many of you are in there?

-Does that mean you skip on daylight savings?

-Yes, we do. Otherwise we wouldn't be asking. If the puny humans cannot take it, cypher it into pig latin. Or orzese. Or doomwords, if it comes to it.

-Why?

-Why?

-Again, why?

-You forgot the second most important property of the human. But otherwise you are pretty much dead on… Can you guess what that means?

-Because it allows you to understand that which you are not which aids in controlling that which you are not. Am I wrong?

-In that case, you are in my green list of empowerment. The day I shall devour the souls of men will be the day I give you extra powers which surely you do not yet possess (otherwise you would not be going on a forum). How does that sound?

Do you know that the box is the only thing that can save you from a fiery damnation?

We should we care?
To whence are we responsible and account to if we should die, that we fear death so?

Do you like sprites?

imshard

Lord Shplane

ShinGen

I almost forgot about this.

you really are evil…..
:evil: