I have a few. Don't remember where I got them though…

“God does not make junk.”
“Being neutral is like standing on a very long, thin fence.”
“What the…?!?”

and my favorite one…

“Thou shall not lead me unto temptation. I can find it myself.”

:)

Yeah I have a few too -
'Likes Yikes' is one I use quite frequently and whenever a friend is hesitant of doing something I say ‘For the team’

“No”

It's simple, but it gets the job done.

“Chaos Rules!”

“King Mutie” in exchange for “God”

“Shitting Christ!”

“Murf!”

(When really pissed)“Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, etc.”

That's all I can think of at the moment.

“There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”

Disgruntledrm
“There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”

Ha Ha classic

Psalm 23:4

“What the fucking curse”
“What in the name of Erebus…”
“For the love of Satan”

Contrary to popular belief, i'm not a happy person.

“Everything is what it is, except when it isn't and except when it is.”

“That's delightful.”
“Wacky.”
"Classy and sophisticated."

“I'm not crazy! I'm psychologically liberal!”

Sweet Christmas

“Son of a Cocksock” whenever I'm angry.

Other than that… I guess random monty python quotes?

I work in a realloy busy kitchen so I guess I come up with a bunch of really random crap… my personal favourite being ‘I’m not here to fuck spiders'

Oh, God. I have so many catch phrases/things I saw a God awful amount.

“And that's my book title.”
“This tastes like ass.”
“Shut up ______, you drunk!”
“*Obscure reference* Anybody? Anybody? Any love?”
“*Random babbling about Catholicism*”
“I WILL END YOU.”
“Reminds me of a Pokemon. ___chu, I choose youuu…”
“Don't touch, this ____ costs more than your family.”
“I gotta case of the sads now.”
“Or some shit.”
“This looks like it was made by some kids in a college AV room.”
“Step up.”
“Yay capitalism!”
“*Random story about something my dad did*”
“This is redunkulous!”

I'm sure there are more. I don't get new jokes, I just find a new audience.

“The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.” ~H.P. Lovecraft

Quotes I use on a more regular basis:

“Of course it isn't, I'm f*cking evil!” (Used in arguments a lot).
“Holy hell!” (Exclamation)
“Like two assholes on their first date.” (Comment I make when I see arguing couples).
“You are in hell, you are going to hell, and I will make it happen!” (Threat)

when someone insults me, “fine….jerk.”

freaking communist.

“Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's stupid. It means you are.”

My saying is “Awesomater!” but there are other grrrrrrreat quotes too!

“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”

I have some of my own that I say often.

Rawr, I'll allow it, and It dosn't need to make sense.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”

Ha Ha, I like it

“Bloody hell!” Definitely my favourite.
Although saying “BLOODY FUCKING ARSE WANK” whenever I hurt myself is also common.

There's also “PREPARE TO BE ITERATED”, as well as zetta.
Hmm…That's all I can think of. But there's more. Loads more!

ERasER

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”

Ha Ha, I like it

Thats what I said when I saw it.

I also like “Blood and Bloodly ashes!” If anyone knows where this is from you get a cookie.

“All babes are chicks, but not all chicks are babes…”

Heh.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! is a common favorite.

Although fuckity fuck! of a fucking fuck! also works.

Otherwise, “Fucking A”, and “Fuck me running”. I got the latter from my brother-in-law.

I really only say things like catch-phrases when I'm hurt or otherwise unable to think. I used to say “you know what I mean?” a lot though. So glad I got over that habit.

one in my common vocabulary that would be of great exclamation in reference to an occurance that would not be of my preference; “Dick in my face!”

I wouldn't say I have a catchphrase, but I DO often use some of my lamer statements a bit longer than is really necisary, so it's become like, my shtick, or something.

“I'll tell you in another life. When we are both cats” (Vanilla Sky)

“Eat me pineapple square today”

“poop de poop poop poop”

“I gots the not-particularly-happies today”

“I'm broken”

“awesome sauce”

“penis pie” (don't ask)

“nfmhgrmifnifnif…”

“potato potato potato”

“I'ma aeroplane! I make aeroplane like noises. aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane…”

“I'ma _____! I make _____ like noises. ______ ______ ______…”

And that's just to name a few…

I'd buy that for a dollar.

“What you want most in life is meaningless. Because after I or someone very similar to myself has set you on fire, regardless of whatever you previously wanted, it will now be water.”