FIDO. Fuck it, drive on.

Live fast, strike hard!

Improvise, overcome, adapt.

The only thing a man should take seriously is the fact that nothing is to be taken seriously.
- Samuel Butler

Always do right; it gratifys some people and amazes the rest.
- Mark Twain

Now dat's da funniest thing I ever hoid.
-Groucho Marx and Bugs Bunny

I don't have any superbly wonderful catch phrases. I've had moments here and there though:

“Don't fuck with me about grammar, I'm an English Major”

I typically just say “Awesome Sauce” in response to anything that makes me smile.

“For cryin' out loud.” is a fairly common one.

“Settle for what you get but first ask for the world.”
“Oh crap.” -Me (not really but I use it all the time)
“According to society, I'm an activist.” -Me
“I have the heart of a small boy. It lies in a jar on my desk.” -Stephen King
“If Chuck Norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars, Chuck Norris would soon have 10 dollars and you would be bleeding out your-” -Me

And before I go off in a random fleet of Chuck Norris jokes I'll stop there.

“I'm an Athiest”
“Moo”

Maybe something else.

“Fear not, mortal. Death can not banish you from the universe.” - Ben Franklin

“All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. ”- Albert Einstein

“Whoso would be a man would be a nonconformist” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I like a man who grins when he fights.” - Winston Churchill

“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” - Mark Twain

“I aim to misbehave.” Malcom Reynolds


Some of my favorites.

“We're screwed with a capital F.”

“I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum but my leg is sore so i'm just going to stand here chewing gum. mmmm Juicy fruit.”

“Ha, that's what they all say, ”F*ck you“. Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none, and it certainly doesn't make you a f*ckin' hero! You want to see what happens to heroes, boy? You want to see bad ass, mother f*cker? I'll show ya' bad ass!” -Otis B. Driftwood, Devil's Rejects.

“I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.” -Otis B. Driftwood, Devil's Rejects.

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone.” -Used numerous times in Oldboy.

I've been told resently that my catch phrase is, “Yeah keep telling yourself that.”

I don't know if I like this.

machinehead
“I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum but my leg is sore so i'm just going to stand here chewing gum. mmmm Juicy fruit.”

I've actually wanted to find someone who makes custom shirts so I could have them put, “Real men eat tatertots and cry, and I'm all out of tears.” There would be “((It dosn't have to make sense! Its a T-shirt))” in a smaller text.

Everthing's alrightttttttttttttttttt,well not really.

From my own comic “Ah, a boat! How nautical!”

And from another comic “I told you about the stairs! I told you, bro!”

“I'm SO tired!”

“Bovine Fecal Matter”

Might have been said before but: “You're talking to me?!”